Yes Bitches! Z & Brian the bf will be in Fire Island this weekend. Z is totally blogging all weekend! Get ready! You know the rules. If your outfit is bad or you gained weight over the winter, you are not going to make the blog. SO! Get ready!!!! If you see Z in the island, say HI! Z won't bite!!!! Meantime if you are in the city, this blog will be open 24/7.Check old posts and forward this blog to your friends!
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Another HIT cd by DJ TimO right before Memorial day! Don't be anxious rabbit! Just be patient!
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Z & Brain the bf will be in Fire Island this weekend
A Hooker's Resume!???!!!
Well! Well! After Ex Governor Spitzer sex scandal everyone has been talking about Hookers . Obviously in 5 years prostitution will be legal. What next then?!! Heyooo! Hustlers & Whores will be working legally. They will pay tax and each sexual intercourse will be regulated. Even they will have their own college! LOL! Hookers will be looking for jobs at Madam's luxury brothels. Here is an example of hooker's resume. She uses when she applies for a new job. (Are u ready to crack up?!!!)
Kristine Dewhore
69W 69th street #G-spot
Dickieland NY 16969
Phone>> 1-800- EAT-PUSSY
Education:
*Bachelor Degree from HIT (Hooker Institute of Technology NYC )
* MBA degree on BROTHEL MANAGEMENT
Experience
* May 1990-June 1993 Arkansas Women's Brothel
-- Sexual intercourse with Dudes, Scum bags with their socks on.
-- Anal sex with bisexuals
-- Little bit experience with orgie
-- Corporal punishment with obese guys
* August 1993-September 2001 Worked with Madam Monica in Washington DC ( Madam killed herself & position eliminated)
-- Penetrated by Hasidic Jews, Rich guys, Heiress
-- Medical Roleplay with Senators
-- Crossdressing and Forced Feminization with Mayors
-- Teasing and Denial with Politician's wives
* January 2001-Current Newyork
Modelling & Freelance Naughty Dominatrices
Achievements
--I made 3 governors resign
-- In 2002 My Threesome with famous Senator & his closeted lesbian wife made the front page of NY Times & NY Post
-- In 1999 I won Best Promising Pussy Award
-- In 2003 I wrote a book. It's called " Ass is the other Vagina" It became bestseller.
Certificates
-- Cleansing Vagina Douche
-- Tip Tissue Muscle Cock Sucking
Hobbies
-- Spit instead of Lube
--Having sex while guys are wearing diapers on
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Spring makes everyone strip the clothes off!
Well! Spring came to NYC. Boys went topless. Even though NYC weather has multiple personality those days.( One day rainy the other day sunny!) As soon as Sun comes up, yummy boys take their t-shirt. Lunch time! Zero-fat boys enjoy the sun on their soft & smooth skin.
Apparently some studs worked out all winter! Delish !!!
Enjoy your reading stud! (YUMM HUH!) LOL
Well! Not only boys enjoy the sun, girls too. Isn't she beautiful? Poor girl is lonely.
Lay down on the grass! Relax the muscles! Life is great!
This blond is the cutest! Friendly and topless chat during lunch break! EYE CANDY & SEXY BACK!!
Well Barbara! Who didn't! LOL
Once you go black! you can never come back! How Barbara did it? OH WOW!
* BE MORE PATIENT FOR ANOTHER HIT CD by DJ TimO
(very soon it will be on Z's blog)
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Marilyn Monroe got mickeys on her bobbies
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Why Z loves Diesel Dykes!
Z LOVES LOVES diesel dykes! They are so entertaining!! OH GOD! Diesel Dykes are so much fun to hang out with.Here are Z's reasons to love them to death! :):):)
1) Diesel Dykes are so fat. They make me look skinny next to them.
2) Put more than two lesbians in a same room, there is always a fight.(like sumo-wrestlers)
3) Those adorable dykes always wear oversize Big & Tall ( or big & short) clothes. It cracks me up!!!
4) There are millions of lesbians but only 5 Lesbian hair cuts. Talking about creativity! LOL
5) They can repair & build anything. Let a diesel dyke build a kitchen, she could do it in 4 days in the same outfit.
6) After 1st date diesel dykes move in together. After second month they start wearing the same OLD NAVY outfits. After forth months they even walk alike. So cute!!! (ehhhhhww!)
7) Even after 20 years they will have the same body shape (fat). Years would never ruin their curvy-chunky bodies.
8) Every couple has spare bedroom, spare tire etc. Lesbian ccouples have spare womb. ( but why? they adopt every Asian kid on the ea
rth anyway)
Well! Don't you love them too :)
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2) Put more than two lesbians in a same room, there is always a fight.(like sumo-wrestlers)
3) Those adorable dykes always wear oversize Big & Tall ( or big & short) clothes. It cracks me up!!!
4) There are millions of lesbians but only 5 Lesbian hair cuts. Talking about creativity! LOL
5) They can repair & build anything. Let a diesel dyke build a kitchen, she could do it in 4 days in the same outfit.
6) After 1st date diesel dykes move in together. After second month they start wearing the same OLD NAVY outfits. After forth months they even walk alike. So cute!!! (ehhhhhww!)
7) Even after 20 years they will have the same body shape (fat). Years would never ruin their curvy-chunky bodies.
8) Every couple has spare bedroom, spare tire etc. Lesbian ccouples have spare womb. ( but why? they adopt every Asian kid on the ea
rth anyway)Well! Don't you love them too :)
If you have your own reason to love them. Leave here your comment. Love to know what you are thinking :)
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Spring arrived to Fire Island (with a twist)
Well Well! Spring arrived to Fire Island! Last weekend almost all houses opened their doors in FI. Of course Z was there. Island was beautiful. Trees, blue sky & hot homos!! For 1st weekend Z didn't wanna post any studs pics from FI. Anyway! all summer Z'll be posting so many pics of hot guys and fun parties. Z decided to post picture of (boring) nature of course with a twist ( or twisted) LOL Enjoy!
This is Z's house. It is 3 stories. It is an amazing house. (Modernly decorated) 1st floor is rooms and swimming pool. 2nd floor is living room and kitchen. 3rd floor is rooftop with a breathtaking view. Maybe rooftop is the highest point in island. Well! This house will see so many hot boys and fierce parties throughout the summer
This is the swimming pool with heater. It will be a giant hot tub soon! LOL! Parties will be in the swimming pool! Can't wait! (swimming suit is optional!) LOL
That is the unbelievable view from rooftop. GORGEOUS! It is 360 degree view! You gotta see it! JEALOUS?? You can visit Z anytime!!
Harbor looked so amazing with pink trees. You can imagine all summer Z can sit there and look at the peaceful view. DON'T BE DUMMY! Z will pass this view without looking at and go straight to the low tea with his "to go cup" vodka-soda. Why on the earth would Z waste his time with the boring view! What were you thinking??! LOL LOL
High Tea and Low tea was open. It was so much fun as always ( and so much vodka) Pavilion will be open soon. How quite looking isn't it? In two weeks harbor will be full of STUDS. Smell of testosterone will dominate the island.HOMOs! HOMOs! will be everywhere. 
Some people's garden were already picturesque! So gorgeous! Soon it will be full of death sperm and used condom KIDDING!!! Those garden is beautiful and clean all summer . Only addition will hot gay men with skimpy speedos! :):)
Walking on the board walk was so romantic. Couples were hand to hand. Soon those couples will be triple or more very soon. LOL LOL!
Beach looked so empty and quite. Don't believe what you see now. Memorial Day weekend beach will be packed with yummy gay men.Even though it was the 1st weekend, it was great and fun! Stayed tune!! because Z will be blogging from FI all summer.
10 Nasty Things I would like to do today
Z woke up tense & bored this mornig. You know! One of those mornings! Nothing makes you smile! Z thought if Z would do nasty things throughout the day, it would make Z laugh! LOL
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1) Sniffing armpit of every fat woman on the street
2) Putting used condoms in my co-workers jackets
3) Licking the neck of homeless people
4) Squeezing my nether region whenever I see an Aegean girl
5) Burping every time someone tells me "How are you?"
6) Drizzling olive oil on the door steps of my neighbors
7) Screaming every obese toddler " You are the result of broken condom"
8) French-kissing every chubby guy with facial pimple
9) Picking my nose and throwing yikey stuff at people in the subway
10) Pinching every Indian busboy's butt.
Do you think Z can do all of these things?! Knowing Z!! You never know!!:):)
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Polygamy-mommies don't wear undies!!!
Z spent one day with Polygamy-mommies! Those bitches are so much FUN! Their pastel -nerdy dresses shouldn't deceive you, underneath they don't wear undies (easy to access). Some of them put glitter body spray on their uterus to make special! Those whores are kinky! Here is my day with them in orgy-dominated compound
10 am--Polygamy mommies wake up! Despite everyone thinks they wake up late.After all nite humping & bumping bitches need their beauty sleep.
10.30-11-30 am They all have breakfast in pink ballroom. Breakfast is all about gossiping last nite orgies. Who did 69! who did anal! Conversations are very educational! Screw three ways or four ways! In this compound orgy is minimum 8 ways. The most popular style is 13 ways doggie style!( it should be very amazing to watch LOL)
11 am -12 pm-- Those bitches are exercising!! Yes! Believe me! Have you seen fat polygamist chick? Those women work hard. For biceps they husk corn. For legs they mop the floors.For boobies they harvest ( For butt? well!! they take care that during anal sex!)
12-12.30 pm-- Everyone take vagina-reconstructive yoga class. It is mandatory for anyone above 13 years old. Husbands like tight cervix! Class is all about squeezing and stretching vagina muscles.
12.45-13.45 pm-- All mommies and daddies are getting STD tests once a month. Since nobody knows who poked who. They wanna make sure they are negative on all points. Bacterial vaginosis is the scariest nightmare of mommies. They get that o
ften because they overuse their muffs.
ften because they overuse their muffs.13.45-14.30 pm-- They prepare their selves for the nite. They pick the best puffy-sleeved, Laura Ashley knock-off pastel gowns and shine their shit-brown shoes. Also that is the time they clean & organize their adult toys.
14.30-16.00 pm-- They take disco-naps before tea-dance starts.
16.00-16.30 pm They do their voluminous bangs and hand-made braids. Of course they use only Jesus approved hair products
16.30- 9.00 pm--Tea dance at blue ballroom. OH BOY! Mommies and daddies dance , drink & flirt at tea-dance. Redbull vodka is the mommies choice! Bisexual daddies like cosmopolitans! You must see those mommies!! They become Madonna or Janet on the dance floor. ( 13 years old ones become Rihanna) This party also is great for hook-ups. Close to 9 pm everyone pretty much pick their orgy groups and go to sex rooms. Parties continue in those rooms till they all have multiple orgasms!!! You can imagine climax noises and screams in polygamy compound!!!
Well what a life HUH!!!!
P.S. Now Z knows what his outfit is for Halloween! He will be wearing polygamy-mommy outfit LOL LOL
DON'T BE POLYGAMY RABBIT & SCROLL DOWN!!
Miley Cyrus didn't even show her underage genitalia! Why are people angry?!!
Well! Poor, underage whore showed her sexy back. OMG OMG! Everyone got outraged! What is the big deal! Stop this photo backlash! She has done worst things in the past! How come is everyone scaring her? Let her be messier! Honestly! We all are sick of Britney & Amy Wino. We need new Messes! Let aka Hannah Montana do whatever she wants to! She didn't even show her tits yet! ( BTW rumor says, her genitalia has little tongue and licks well! LOL well that's what Z heard! It might be not true!) Her family supports her! Why do you care?!!Of course it is so obvious why everyone is soo outraged, because she doesn't show genitalia to these people. They wanna see everything! Relax dude! She is taking her time! Z completely supports little Messzilla Miley ! My little underage Miley one day will look on this and masturbate!
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