Yes Bitches! Z & Brian the bf will be in Fire Island this weekend. Z is totally blogging all weekend! Get ready! You know the rules. If your outfit is bad or you gained weight over the winter, you are not going to make the blog. SO! Get ready!!!! If you see Z in the island, say HI! Z won't bite!!!! Meantime if you are in the city, this blog will be open 24/7.Check old posts and forward this blog to your friends!
Coming Soon!!
Another HIT cd by DJ TimO right before Memorial day! Don't be anxious rabbit! Just be patient!
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Have a GREAT WEEKEND STUD!!!!!
Z & Brain the bf will be in Fire Island this weekend
A Hooker's Resume!???!!!
Well! Well! After Ex Governor Spitzer sex scandal everyone has been talking about Hookers . Obviously in 5 years prostitution will be legal. What next then?!! Heyooo! Hustlers & Whores will be working legally. They will pay tax and each sexual intercourse will be regulated. Even they will have their own college! LOL! Hookers will be looking for jobs at Madam's luxury brothels. Here is an example of hooker's resume. She uses when she applies for a new job. (Are u ready to crack up?!!!)
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Bitches are fighting! Shit Happens!
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Spring makes everyone strip the clothes off!
Well! Spring came to NYC. Boys went topless. Even though NYC weather has multiple personality those days.( One day rainy the other day sunny!) As soon as Sun comes up, yummy boys take their t-shirt. Lunch time! Zero-fat boys enjoy the sun on their soft & smooth skin.
Apparently some studs worked out all winter! Delish !!!
Enjoy your reading stud! (YUMM HUH!) LOL

This blond is the cutest! Friendly and topless chat during lunch break! EYE CANDY & SEXY BACK!!Well Barbara! Who didn't! LOL
Once you go black! you can never come back! How Barbara did it? OH WOW!
* BE MORE PATIENT FOR ANOTHER HIT CD by DJ TimO
(very soon it will be on Z's blog)
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Marilyn Monroe got mickeys on her bobbies
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Why Z loves Diesel Dykes!
Z LOVES LOVES diesel dykes! They are so entertaining!! OH GOD! Diesel Dykes are so much fun to hang out with.Here are Z's reasons to love them to death! :):):)
2) Put more than two lesbians in a same room, there is always a fight.(like sumo-wrestlers)
3) Those adorable dykes always wear oversize Big & Tall ( or big & short) clothes. It cracks me up!!!
4) There are millions of lesbians but only 5 Lesbian hair cuts. Talking about creativity! LOL
5) They can repair & build anything. Let a diesel dyke build a kitchen, she could do it in 4 days in the same outfit.
6) After 1st date diesel dykes move in together. After second month they start wearing the same OLD NAVY outfits. After forth months they even walk alike. So cute!!! (ehhhhhww!)
7) Even after 20 years they will have the same body shape (fat). Years would never ruin their curvy-chunky bodies.
8) Every couple has spare bedroom, spare tire etc. Lesbian ccouples have spare womb. ( but why? they adopt every Asian kid on the ea
rth anyway)Well! Don't you love them too :)
If you have your own reason to love them. Leave here your comment. Love to know what you are thinking :)
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Spring arrived to Fire Island (with a twist)

Well Well! Spring arrived to Fire Island! Last weekend almost all houses opened their doors in FI. Of course Z was there. Island was beautiful. Trees, blue sky & hot homos!! For 1st weekend Z didn't wanna post any studs pics from FI. Anyway! all summer Z'll be posting so many pics of hot guys and fun parties. Z decided to post picture of (boring) nature of course with a twist ( or twisted) LOL Enjoy!
This is Z's house. It is 3 stories. It is an amazing house. (Modernly decorated) 1st floor is rooms and swimming pool. 2nd floor is living room and kitchen. 3rd floor is rooftop with a breathtaking view. Maybe rooftop is the highest point in island. Well! This house will see so many hot boys and fierce parties throughout the summer
This is the swimming pool with heater. It will be a giant hot tub soon! LOL! Parties will be in the swimming pool! Can't wait! (swimming suit is optional!) LOL
Harbor looked so amazing with pink trees. You can imagine all summer Z can sit there and look at the peaceful view. DON'T BE DUMMY! Z will pass this view without looking at and go straight to the low tea with his "to go cup" vodka-soda. Why on the earth would Z waste his time with the boring view! What were you thinking??! LOL LOL
High Tea and Low tea was open. It was so much fun as always ( and so much vodka) Pavilion will be open soon. How quite looking isn't it? In two weeks harbor will be full of STUDS. Smell of testosterone will dominate the island.HOMOs! HOMOs! will be everywhere.
Some people's garden were already picturesque! So gorgeous! Soon it will be full of death sperm and used condom KIDDING!!! Those garden is beautiful and clean all summer . Only addition will hot gay men with skimpy speedos! :):)Beach looked so empty and quite. Don't believe what you see now. Memorial Day weekend beach will be packed with yummy gay men.Even though it was the 1st weekend, it was great and fun! Stayed tune!! because Z will be blogging from FI all summer.
10 Nasty Things I would like to do today
Z woke up tense & bored this mornig. You know! One of those mornings! Nothing makes you smile! Z thought if Z would do nasty things throughout the day, it would make Z laugh! LOL
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1) Sniffing armpit of every fat woman on the street
Polygamy-mommies don't wear undies!!!
Z spent one day with Polygamy-mommies! Those bitches are so much FUN! Their pastel -nerdy dresses shouldn't deceive you, underneath they don't wear undies (easy to access). Some of them put glitter body spray on their uterus to make special! Those whores are kinky! Here is my day with them in orgy-dominated compound
ften because they overuse their muffs.
DON'T BE POLYGAMY RABBIT & SCROLL DOWN!!Miley Cyrus didn't even show her underage genitalia! Why are people angry?!!
Well! Poor, underage whore showed her sexy back. OMG OMG! Everyone got outraged! What is the big deal! Stop this photo backlash! She has done worst things in the past! How come is everyone scaring her? Let her be messier! Honestly! We all are sick of Britney & Amy Wino. We need new Messes! Let aka Hannah Montana do whatever she wants to! She didn't even show her tits yet! ( BTW rumor says, her genitalia has little tongue and licks well! LOL well that's what Z heard! It might be not true!) Her family supports her! Why do you care?!!Of course it is so obvious why everyone is soo outraged, because she doesn't show genitalia to these people. They wanna see everything! Relax dude! She is taking her time! Z completely supports little Messzilla Miley ! My little underage Miley one day will look on this and masturbate!
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