Holiday Season Survival Tips

Here we are again!! Holiday Season! Parties! Parties! Nothing wrong being social! But after that, Happy new year eve parties are coming up.You don't want to have flabby stomach.You want to be hard and tight:) If you wanna be thin like me, follow my instructions.Remember! it is not easy being thin
like Z. You have to make an effort! Here are the holiday season survival tips!

1) Use your finger!.This is very old trick.Everyone should know.Right after big dinner or party.Simply put your finger in your mouth and push it till u purge.Pls don't do this @ host's apartment, because it is gross.Pls do this @ their building elevator.
2) Get Regular! Drink 2 cups of get regular tea everyday.You will get diarrhea and simply you will get thin! ( over the counter constipation pills work too)
3) Bulk on your ADD pills!
4) Do not follow "Devil wears Prada diet" which is " don't eat anything till you feel like faint."Once you get the faintly feeling, put a piece of cheese in your mouth" OK!! this really bad! It is NOT good for you, because cheese has fat.Don't be fool! Drink a glass of pinot grigio.It suppresses the useless appetite. Plus you will get dehydrated.It is really good!
Water makes bloated anyway!
5) If you are hung-over.Go to gym and run till you puke!
6) Never chew! If you have to eat appitizers at a party, DO NOT chew.Pretend to chew! Once you check around and make sure nobody sees you, spit the appetizer to someones empty drink glasses.
And don't try to clean up.That's why you have a host, he should do that
7) Eat bad Chinese! So you will get immediately food poising.It's a great way to loose weight.
8) Buy Nicole Richie's cooking book. Basically 60 empty pages.She is the goddess of being thin!
9) If any of your friends has stomach flu.He is your bff! Hang out with him till you catch that.
10) If you get hungry,take 1/2 zanax.You will get sleepy.You CANNOT eat while you sleep.When you get up, if you are still hungry, take another one.

After ALL these if you die, don't blame ME!!

Kidding!.....Eat and drink less and get your fat A$$ to the closest gym.
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