THE WEEKEND GUIDE

Z did it again! No need to make plans for the weekend! Z is giving you the weekend guide! The best weekend guide ever!!!

Friday nite-- Go to Vlada or Ritz, Drink to death! Jump with college kids and pretend you are having best time of your life!
Saturday-- Late rise!!! Because You had so much to drink and popped up 2 Advil pm and 3/4 zanex. You need to rest.You have full day ahead!
*Brunch-- Go to RAWHIDE on 8 th ave. That's the BEST brunch place on earth! Sit at the bar! Order Bloody Mary and eat one bowl nuts and pretzels (free). If you are not full, ask another bowl! They are FREE!!!!! Check out Rawhide's web site http://www.mynuttybrunchatrawhide.com/
* Shop-- Go 2 your favorite blue store and buy a bottle of lubricant with blueberry flavor! check out their link! http://www.lickmyblueberrylubfromsomeonesass.com/
*Buy--Take the subway to Canal street. Buy something cheap, something fake and something ugly! Don't be ridicilous!!!!!! Buy only one thing, everything is cheap,fake and ugly at Canal street anyway! http://www.welovefakecheapandugly.com/
*Continue shopping--- Go to Christopher street, Get piercing on your nipples! It hurts HUH! but you like it!! http://www.piercingforyourbloodynipples.com/
* Snack-- Go to another blue store and smell the poppers tester bottle. Smell multiple times till you get the buzz! Make sure sales person does not see you, otherwise he might charge you.
Check out best poppers web site http://www.MYpoppersopensupyourass.com/
* Art Galleries-- Since you are still in Christopher street, go to one of the leather store. Check out their dildos. Admire their different sizes and shapes. NOW! They come in colors too!!!
www.mushroomshapeddildos.com/redpenis
*Dinner-- Before dinner, go home and wear something spandex! You are going to very special place! Make sure you look good! You are gonna get laid GIRL tonite!!!!Go to Red Lobster at Time Square! Dump extra butter on your FAKE lobster and crab! http://www.gimmegimmemorelobster.com/butterass
* Bar Scene 1-- Go to an east village dive bar and have anonymous sex in the dark. Make sure use condom and lub! After that! pls clean yourself in the bathroom, you will be going to west side. I don't want you to stink.
http://www.getfuckedanonymouslyatdivebar.com/
*Bar Scene 2-- Leave the dive bar and go to EAGLE! and GET WHIPPED! and call off the day http://www.whipmetothedeathateagle.com/
****Pls make sure through out the day keep yourself hydrated and drink vodka/soda multiple times!
Sunday-- Well you are tired from Saturday! Take it easy! and do some errands! Like getting waxed, cleaning your ears and shorting your nose hairs etc!

Have a nasty weekend!

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