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I'M IN RIO NOW!!! IF IT IS COLD, YOU COULD HAVE COME WITH ME!!!!!
New Years Resolutions!
Don't use your pretty brain for your new resolutions.Z tells you! Here are your new year resolutions!!
1) Get fit--- Go 2 cheapest Hispanic country and get your fat sucked out. Lipo! darling Lipo! Why bother! spend so much time on the cardio machine! Forget it! Get it sucked out!
2) Start Meditation--- Massage yourself regularly. According to studies playing your own balls release the tension
3) Get organize--- Re-label your porn collection or put your dildos in order by thickness
4) Help Others---Give a good make over to an ugly & smelly dyke once a month. Help her understand the importance of manicure & pedicure, haircut & Brazilian wax etc.
5) Spend more time in nature-- - Get yourself out of your busy schedule & hectic life. Go to central park and have sex in the bushes more often! Make sure create climax noises ! so boring straight people can get horrified! FUN HUH!
6) Detox yourself---Time to detox yourself honey! Take the steam room everyday @ the gym. Stretch yourself while you are bending towards hotties cock!
8) Save Money---Stop buying poppers, use the other's!
9) Learn something new-- I do not know what you don't know! Try to learn how elephants masturbate? Do gay penguins have threesome? Is Candis Cayne cut or not? etc..
10) Be nice---Hug an angry dyke every day! They might help you repair your kitchen!
11) Get a bf--Well!!! even Z cannot help you on this. You are hopeless. Keep doing what you are doing. Spend more time online! ( manhunt!!!)
12) Get a hobby-- Here are my suggestions! Start biting your nails, Picking your noise in public, Farting as loud as you can at your desk, Popping other people's pimple, Scratching your ass in the subway!
13) Be honest--- Tell your leather daddy you don't wanna pee on him anymore! but you must address!!! #2 is fine!!
14) Be yourself--- stop shaving your cupid hair and armpit hair . Let them grow and smell!
15) Quit smoking--- Start sucking!!!
16) Quit drinking---Start fisting!!
17) Get educated---Read Z's blog EVERYDAY!
Happy, Healthy, GAY New Year!!!
6 YEARS AGO!! HOW Z MET BRIAN THE BF!:):)
Friday nite,Z & Brian the bf celebrated their 6th years anniversary! Hard to believe!!!! Z & Brian the bf have been together for 6 years. It is like yesterday. Z never had a bf before. I don't think I ever dated before Brian the bf. Well Well! Meeting with Brian the bf was the destiny apparently! It was written in the stars! Z met Brian the bf after 8 GOLDEN months Z moved to NYC. That time Z was living with David & Eric. Eric's mother wanted to come to NYC for xmas. Z wanted to give his room to Eric's mother. For couple of days Z was going to stay with his friends. Friday nite!!! Z's friends went to someones b-day party. Z didn't wanna stay home by himself. Of course Friday nite why a cute single gay guy would stay home!! Z made his way to east village bar COCK! ( old location!!) I went there of course ordered a vodka/ club soda. Z always drinks vodka /club soda ( less calorie!) I was staying by the door of dark room. ( notice! not inside!! that wouldn't be classy! LOL) Z saw Brian the bf. That time Z was speaking not much English! Only "Hi! ,how r u!,what i ur name" and of course " where do u live?" No more than that. If respond to " where do u live" was Brooklyn or Queens! Z 's respond was ALWAYS "bye" Z doesn't do other boroughs!! (CRAZY!!).
Of course Brian the bf invited Z to his apartment. HELL YEAH! Z went! ( It is not easy , being easy) We went to his apartment! Little foreplay. Brian the bf said , "Let's go to bedroom" OMG! As soon as Z got in the bed room. There was a HUGE sword from civil war!!!! ( from his grand grand father) Z freaked out but Z didn't revealed anything. Z heard so many Manhattan horror stories! OH sweet Z!! It could be the end! Well!! Z lived a FABULOUS life so far. Z should go away fabulously!!! Make it GIRL!!!! The rest is a little bit pornographic!!! Apparently Z did good!! Since then Z & Brian the bf sticked together with nothing but LOVE!!!!!
Z loves Brian the bf. Brian the bf loves Z.
XMAS EVE DINNER @ GAVROCHE
10 of us went to Gavroche for xmas eve dinner. It was SO MUCH fun! Z doesn't know what you did for xmaseve! and Z doesn't care!!!I like Gavroche. But Z has to tell u! They jacked up the prices! Those Frenches! OH LAL LA LA!
Group pic! Mark, Z,Will,Ryan,Bob, Joe, Paul, Brian the bf, Andy, Steve!
Smiley Faces!! Brian the bf is with Paul, Steve & Mark, Bob & Joe!
Z did it again! Z caught Ryan while he was eating carb! He taught he was going get caught LOL!
Here is the most famous Joe Nacci! He did a great job with his hairdo! GLAM!! LOL! LOL!
Of course Santa was GAY! Which straight guy walks around and gives present to people! and He liked travelling. TOO BAD! that time there was no gay cruise!
LOL! LOL! LOL! NO comment LOL!
Z was thirsty!! Wine is the BEST solution for dehydration! :):)
There is always something for everyone! Xmas, Hanukkah, Traditional Xmas Eve!
Every year Brian the BF & Z goes to Andrew's xmas eve party. That's our favorite xmas party. Brian the bf has been friends with Andrew over decades. Everyone brings present each other. They put presents under the xmas tree. Drinking! eating! & listening xmas carols! That is our holiday season closing party. So many gay guys don't have families around. That is the way Brian the bf & Z celebrate xmas with their family
Here the Brian the bf with his dearest friends. Keith, Steve, Andrew, Eric.
The other guests are Lou, Matthew & Greg
Everybody loved Xmas, but Steve loves MORE! :):):)
Well Well! Holiday season ended officially with Andrew's party. ! From all those parties Z got worn out.Z needs a new baby liver!!! LOL
SMILEY PICS FROM THIS WEEKEND & NEW FRIENDS
Of course Z made couple of new friends this weekend! ( as always) Here is Jeff. He is so sweet and cute! He is a meteorologist.Maybe some of you recognize him.He is a blog too. Check his blog out!
This is Fabio, He is a sweetheart!. Z's friend's new bf. He might be in RIO, while Z is there. What a cutie!
CUTTIE DAVID! Z loves him. This pictures is SO cute! He is going to THAILAND for vacation. Z has been there! It is a beautiful country!!! Z wishes Z would go with him!!! maybe next time!
These are David's friends from DC! Hotties!
Here is another David with Brian the bf! We have seen him since summer! It was fun to see him.MATT & ROLANDO'S UNBELIEVABLY FUN XMAS BRUNCH!!
OMG! Z thought that brunch was going to be simple! Have one drink & come back!! OMG! OMG! Xmas brunch was so much FUN!!!!
Here are hosts Matt & Rolando! Z gave both of them his signature kiss to thank them! They did a GREAT job with the party!! Party was amazing!! But Z is very disappointed! Matt & Rolando didn't forward Z's blog to their friends. None of their friends knew Z's blog. BAD BAD boys!! Z gave them crying baby warning. If they don't improve themselves. Z gave them bad bad boy red nose award like the baby!!
Scroll down who got 1st bad bad boy red nose award!
There were so many familiar faces. Everyone loved the bartender. Even if he was straight, nobody cared!! Clockwise Dan, Z.,Steve, Travis-- Apparently Steve and Dan recovered from big b-day party on Friday.Hot Bartender is trying to be sexy! NO NEED! Joe & Paulo-- They will be in RIO with Z. Z is excited!! Greg, Jimmy and Dan--- I hope Greg and Jimmy liked their pics from Dan's party LOL cute couple huh!
Here is Rob & Joel with happy face. Is Matt hungry or tipsy?:) Patrick & Tony-- This is 1st pic of Patrick's eyes are open!! When his eyes are open his every cute! Scroll down Tony & Patrick's more pics LOL
Travis--Love him! He is my new friend. Z met with him at the gym. He recently moved from Texas. Z wanted him to meet new people.It was his DEBUT! Travis was the hit of the party. Everybody loved him. Especially Joel!! :):)
Brian, Murdach, Patrick & Matt--Z loves this pic, but Patrick's eyes were close, so Z gave him mardi gras mask as a xmas present. LOL Matt got the red bow for the FUN party LOL
OH NO! Naughty boy Murdach!! What have u down? ehhhhww!
If Charlie has angels, Z has too!! But Z's angels are hot three blondies!.Notice Z is the only brunette and Notice Z is the cuttiest! OF COURSE!
Well Well! There was a bowl of bean dip! It was delicious! Everyone loved it.Apparently Tony loved it the most!
No comment LOL (knowing Matt! LOL LOL)
Even though Joel is one of Z's angel. He was the bad bad boy. He got Z's camera and deleted couple of pics. Sorry Joel You got the bad bad boy red nose award! Z still loves you. LOL LOL
Well Well! Matt made Z take his pic almost five times to get the best shot.Why bother! Matt sweetie! Of course Z won't bite you but next time if you do this you will get red nose like my friend Joel.:):):) Cute picture huh!
According to studies, excessive champagne makes short term memory loss :):):)
And the last! If you don't like Xmas, there is ALWAYS Kwanzaa!Merry Xmas to EVERYONE!:):)
Dan Rost's HOT HOT b-day party!!!
Well! Well!! Z was invited to another fabulous party.This was for Dan's b-day.If you were not invited, Z is NOT sorry, it is your problem.
This party was HOT HOT!
Here is THE b-day boy. Z gave his signature Big Kiss! Z loves Dan. Happy B-day Dan!!!
Robert & Steve (he is not in this pic) were the hosts. Dan's party was held in their apartment.They recently bought that apartment. It is AMAZING! Building is gorgeous! It is the hot hot building Atelier where my sister Lindsay lives ( Lindsay stands for Lindsay Lohan) LOL Hope they are not gonna make the guest to clean the apartment
Here is the third host Joel. How nice of him!!! Z gave him a red bow to thank for the party!.Of course Joel loves me ,everybody LOVES Z!!!!
Well well housemate Kevin and Johnny!!.Opppps! Z didn't say anything! Johnny did it!
Jimmy & Bartholomew , cheek to cheek!!! cute pic HUH!
Here is Scott! I have not seen him since summer. He looks good as always! LOVE HIS T-SHIRT!
Michael Walsh & Brian the bf, LOL LOL no comments LOL
Hell! Javier MUST love Z. His pictures are all over on my blog! He is more popular than ever. He is a cuttie!
Tony sweetie! You made the blog before. You will get there like Javier LOL 
Aren't they look cute together? Sleep tight Jimmy!
Everybody thinks
JEFF & JON'S FUN! FUN! XMAS PARTY!
Z went another FUN! FUN! xmas party. Jeff & Jon's party was WELL done!!! Z. loved their apartment! Actually Z posts the parties if he has fun.Otherwise CRAPPY party cannot make the blog.You are inviting Z, you have to be WELL prepared!! Otherwise do not waste Z's time!!! Z is ALWAYS busy!
Z gave the signature kiss to Jeff!!! Z loves him. He started reading Z's blog more often. Now Z loves him more!!-:)
Well Well! JON! Z is disappointed!! very disappointed! I CANNOT BELIEVE! Jon hasn't seen Z's blog!! What is his excuse?! So!!!! Z gave him crying baby warning!!!!! Z is sad!!! If Jon doesn't follow my blog, he will get bad bad boy red nose award like the baby. Jon!! your party was GREAT!But not reading Z's blog is not good!! :):):)
See !!! Jeff improved himself and started reading Z's blog everyday. Z honored him Z's tiara award! Congrats JEFF! Oh no!! Is Chris the bff jealous?? He always wanted to have a tiara! He loves shinny things! Well he is the bff, so he doesn't need a tiara! LOL
OMG! Paul & Ron were there! Z. loves them!! But Again!!! Ron has not been following the blog. He got crying baby warning too. Sorry Ron! As much as Z loves you, you have to LOVE LOVE Z's blog too., otherwise you will get bad bad boy red nose award too! Z loved Ron's outfit. He ALWAYS looks good in pictures. Z is little bit jealous. Well Well Paul complained his eyes were always close in every pic. But he has a beatiful smile!!! Z doesn't understand how come Paul complains! Z gave Brian the bf and Paul special martinis. Enjoy boys!!! LOL LOL
Here is Joe's belated BIG KISS from Z. It was time! :)
Jeff & Jon did a great job! Party was so much fun! Appetizers were YUMMY! 
Here is Chris with Joe. They are newly roommates for fire island share. It seems to Z, they are going to have so much FUN on island. OF COURSE Z will be there! NO FUN without Z
Can't believe!! How Chris the bff & Chris look alike. And they have the same name!! Z gave them his special baloons to play! They are both sooo cute!!
OF COURSE! Everyone wonders what Z is!!!?? Z is the hottest thing in the market! Vitamin Z!!! You need to take daily (or read daily) LOL
Check out ! couple of previous parties. Here are the links! Don't be silly rabbit click on it!!!!
http://ilovezeren.blogspot.com/2007/12/joe-marras-list-b-day-party.html
http://ilovezeren.blogspot.com/2007/12/rob-barts-xmas-party-this-part-was-not.html
WHO WAS AT TOY DRIVE
Even though Toy Drive was unbearably crowded and Z couldn't even move, Z achieved to take couple of pics! Here is my friend Jessie.He has a blog too.Check out his blog http://jesseonthebrink.blogspot.com/ His blog is very funny . He also is very good writer, you might wanna buy his book. Don't be cheap! buy his book, you need to read finally something good!
George and Brian the bf, this is George's debut on my blog.Z & J , This is J's debut on the blog too.
Here is Joe with housemate Kevin and Brian the bf.Notice!!! Kevin is drinking beer! TOO BUTCH!!!
Z is giving his signature kiss 2 Dean. He is my new friend. I met him at blow off party. He is so cute. I already liked him.Another signature kiss goes to Giovanni!
SUSAN'S UNBEARABLE TOY DRIVE AT HER HUSBAND'S OFFICE
BAD! BAD! Susan disappointed Z. Susan's Toy Drive was very disorganized. It was sooo crowded. She should have done better job. Susan has been doing her parties for years. What happened!!!! Are Susan's days over. Is Z taking over?
Z is with Hector. I had togive MY Hector to Susan , in order to get in her husband's office. I will miss MY Hector. Hope MY Hector is not gonna end up at her bed!!! LOL
Notice !! Z brought a PANDA to Toy Drive, NOT a Teddy Bear! Z don't like BEARS!! ( They smell!)
Here she issssss! My Susan! Why didn't she ask me how to do TOY DRIVE!!! All the freaky dancers were upstairs. They didn't open up basement! But party was a GOOD cause. At least they collected HUGE pile of toys.
Party felt like belated HALLOWEEN party. Bunch of freaky dancers were dancing top of the box.What a great idea????!!! LOL! Susan should come up something new.
Of course she needed to gay it up . At least BIG black dancer was HOT!
What's up with the tits? Z hates titssss! OH my sister Susan what have you done?!!:(
Of course Susan has a huge bizarre fan club. It seems to me so 80's . They need to upgrade.WORK IT OUT GIRL!!!
Crowd was soooo eclectic, LOL LOL
Period!!!! still at this age!!
It is the new Burka or new Santa. This picture makes me NAUSEA!!!
Well it could have been Adult toy party!!! Also check out TOYS 4 TOT pics, they much FUN!!! click on the LINKS!
TYPICAL MANHATTAN FAMILY
Paul, Ryan & Will did a pre-toy drive COCKtail party. They wanted to show off their 1st xmas tree.They are such a typical Manhattan family.One Jew, One Atheist and Will with oversized angry cat and xmas tree.Ryan, Paul& Will have been reading my blog on daily basis, because of that They won Z's Tiara Awards.
P.S. Red hand is pointing out the cuttiest guy in pic. Don't be SILLY! of course, It is Z!!!!-:)
THANK GOD!!!! They did COCKtail party.Susan's TOY DRIVE was unbearable, drinking before that was a great idea!! Z is bringing a panda to toy drive.He named him HECTOR. Z loves HECTOR. HECTOR loves Z. LOVE! LOVE!
This xmas is Will's1st Xmas with Ryan & Paul. Z& Will is singing "SISTERS" song
Here isssss Giovanni!! Did he gain weight?? NO! NO! NO!-:)Everyone loved Z's outfit! Yeah! What are you thinking?!!!! Z has a GOOD taste. It is a gift!!
Of course Jack was there too. He wouldn't miss! I guess He likes to smell LOL!
OMG! Again! Javier and Johnny. Apparently They have read my blog and stalked me!! Kidding.....
Well Well Here is the MY Brian the bf, complaining he had so many pics on the blog.BUT everyone wants to be on THE blog!!!!!! Seriously!THE HILARIOUS WEEKEND GUIDE
New York is a FUN FUN city. It can be chaotic too if you don't what you are doing. Well Here are things what you can over the weekend. THE HILARIOUS WEEKEND GUIDE!!!
Friday nite-- Go to Vlada or Ritz, Drink to death! Jump with college kids and pretend you are having best time of your life!
Saturday-- Late rise!!! Because You had so much to drink and popped up 2 Advil pm and 3/4 zanax. You need to rest.You have full day ahead!
*Brunch-- Go to RAWHIDE on 8 th ave. That's the BEST brunch place on earth! Sit at the bar! Order Bloody Mary and eat one bowl nuts and pretzels (free). If you are not full, ask another bowl! They are FREE!!!!! Check out Rawhide's web site http://www.mynuttybrunchatrawhide.com/
* Shop-- Go 2 your favorite blue store and buy a bottle of lubricant with blueberry flavor! check out their link! http://www.lickmyblueberrylubfromsomeonesass.com/
*Buy--Take the subway to Canal street. Buy something cheap, something fake and something ugly! Don't be ridiculous!!!!!! Buy only one thing, everything is cheap,fake and ugly at Canal street anyway! http://www.welovefakecheapandugly.com/
*Continue shopping--- Go to Christopher street, Get piercing on your nipples! It hurts HUH! but you like it!! http://www.piercingforyourbloodynipples.com/
* Snack-- Go to another blue store and smell the poppers tester bottle. Smell multiple times till you get the buzz! Make sure sales person does not see you, otherwise he might charge you.
Check out best poppers web site http://www.MYpoppersopensupyourass.com/
* Art Galleries-- Since you are still in Christopher street, go to one of the leather store. Check out their dildos. Admire their different sizes and shapes. NOW! They come in colors too!!!
www.mushroomshapeddildos.com/redpenis
*Dinner-- Before dinner, go home and wear something spandex! You are going to very special place! Make sure you look good! You are gonna get laid GIRL tonite!!!!Go to Red Lobster at Time Square! Dump extra butter on your FAKE lobster and crab! http://www.gimmegimmemorelobster.com/butterass
* Bar Scene 1-- Go to an east village dive bar and have anonymous sex in the dark. Make sure use condom and lub! After that! pls clean yourself in the bathroom, you will be going to west side. I don't want you to stink.
http://www.getfuckedanonymouslyatdivebar.com/
*Bar Scene 2-- Leave the dive bar and go to EAGLE! and GET WHIPPED! and call off the day http://www.whipmetothedeathateagle.com/
****Pls make sure through out the day keep yourself hydrated and drink vodka/soda multiple times!
Sunday-- Well you are tired from Saturday! Take it easy! and do some errands! Like getting waxed, cleaning your ears and shorting your nose hairs etc!
Have a nasty weekend!
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HAPPY B-DAY DAN ROST
OMG! MY Dan is getting cutier, wiser & OLDER! Dan is one of the most popular single gay guy on the Manhattan island.He is having his b-day party today! There is NO doubt, his party will attract ALL hot guys! More important! Z will be there too! Z LOVES Dan. His controversial evite made a BIG statement.It has been weeks, people have been talking about Dan's age. Evite has been sent out saying "Dan's 21st b-day party!"LOL. No matter what Dan's age is , he is a hottie! If you are invited to his party and if you don't come.Z will put you on the black list. That means you will be trashed on this blog!:):) Also please put on your BEST outfit, Z cannot tolerate bad outfit!!! LOL.
I wish Dan a great b-day and the best!! See you tonite!
Mike & Brian's Xmas Party----KISS KISS!!!
Z did it AGAIN! Z. went to fabulous party.Champagne was continuously, White cup cakes were endless!! Here are hosts Mike & Brian. Their party attracted so many frisky cute guys! Of course Z. gave his signature BIG KISS to Mike!!! 
Haywood, Richard, Brian the bf--- Apparently, Richard is a big fan of my blog! He reads my blog religiously.(The way everyone should read my blog) Z gave him a little exam. His answers were completely correct. LOL.
So He won Z's TIARA AWARD.
Richard is British, you know!!, he loves ROYALTY
Party was at Mike & Brian's HUGE east side apartment.Z barely does east side. Z does WEST! WEST! WEST! But there was so many cute boys at the party! It was worth to trip! Here is the collage of guest pics!!!Everyone was very friendly! ( Wait! till you see the party pics!!!) Notice! Johnny and Javier were there.They are always stalking Z. LOVE THEM!!!! They look cute together. OH NO! they are not bf's!!!LOL. Brian the bf is with Tony.This is Tony's debut on my blog. I love the pic of Brian's (host) picture. 3 very cute gay guy.!!!
Going up or Descending?! :):) Brian,Tony, Dan, Johnny.Z puts everyone in order!! LOL They are all very cute.HUH!
LOL! LOL! LOL! kidding........
CHAMPAGNE is the new water!
Deeper and Deeper! Till reach to tonsils
Shit happens! Z. ALWAYS tells you!!! Carry mint with you! It is a gay must have!!
Wonder! how did it taste? Salty or Yummy?!!!
Here is Jeff!! He made a surprise. I instead of me giving him BIG kiss.
annddd BIG KISS to Brian!! Thank you for the FUN party!! I signed up for next year already!!!!!!
Deeper and Deeper! Till reach to tonsils
Shit happens! Z. ALWAYS tells you!!! Carry mint with you! It is a gay must have!!Wonder! how did it taste? Salty or Yummy?!!!
Here is Jeff!! He made a surprise. I instead of me giving him BIG kiss.He surprised me and he gave Z a BIG KISS. He is uber cute!!
annddd BIG KISS to Brian!! Thank you for the FUN party!! I signed up for next year already!!!!!!What a great Xmas present!
Here are pics from friday nite slumber party @ Chris the bff's apartment.We both were wearing Santa hats! It was my idea! Z would never go 2 a party without accessory!Two Santa Hunks! :):)
Chris the bff cooked dinner.He is pretty good cook! I loved the xmas tree. Since Brian the bf and Z don't have tree.Z wanted to have his pic. taken!. Yeah!!! Z loves nature!! as long as in someone's apartment!!!
Chris the bff with the Xmas tree!
My camera had automatic option! I think we took 20 different pictures.Here is the some of them.It was so much fun! We laughed so much! Even following day when we looked at the pictures, we were still laughing.Good Bless him. Chris the bff is ALWAYS fun!
Following morning.Early Rise! We woke up like 6.30 am. Here Chris the bff is driving us to Hoboken. We went NY sports club(although it is NJ sports club) Gym was beautiful. Z couldn't believe it!!!!!! Z loved Hoboken .Z could this again. Go 2 Hoboken and have lunch and spend money.LOVE! LOVE!
Z is drinking blueberry protein shake after gym! It was delicious !!! I look really good here.Don't be jealous because Z is pretty!!!! GET USED TO IT!!!
After that we went to Garden State plaza for shopping.Z loved the mall. Of course we were there hours and hours! Z got tired! Resting on the couch.AND THEN!! Oh no!!!! Chris the bff & PJ are not adopting baby. What do you think? They are not like Angelina & Brad. Chris the bff bought those for his god son!
Z is styling a necklace.Chris the bff got creative and took pictures! LOL