10 THINGS TO DO BEFORE GAY CRUISE

Since 1/2 of NYC are going 2 biggest gay cruise next week. Z tells you what to do before cruise. Remember before read this, u r going @ cruise for dick, a$$, penetration, f*ck, etc......
P.S. Initial idea was given Z by DAN R. BIG Thanks and Kiss to DAN!!!!!

1) PACK LIGHT---Well Well! Don't go crazy while u are packing!! You don't have to change 5 different outfits in a day!!! You are not Lady Bunny. So relax!!!! Bring mostly t-shirt, short & speedo ( escpeally the ones show ur dick big) Couple of shirts and one nice slack. Don't forget ur party outfits! Do not pack underwear! You will be bare a$$ all the time. Lub will cover ur back door. (easy entrance!)
2) LABEL YOUR LUGGAGE-- You MUST label your luggage in case of freaking airlines loose it. Here are couple of suggestions how to label a luggage, but you know yourself better .You can be more creative with labeling!>>>>
Active Top, Strech my testicles, A$$ Bumper, Power Bottom, A$$ Licker, Early Come, Faggot, Loves let pee on him, Obsessed with Fisting, Mengina, Hairy A$$hole, Power BOTTOM with small dick, DOUBLE dipping welcome, Barefoot Bottom Boy etc.
3) WAX YOURSELF---You were a good boy.You cleaned your inside with fleet enema, now you have to clean ur outside too. Wax your self completely unless u are a bear.Get with you Brazilian bikini waxing and shaping kit. And also don't forget ZERO BUMP PADS to stop bumps and ingrowns at your cock, testicles and underarm area.
4) BUY 10 SHIT BROWN SWIMMING SUITS--- Why shit brown?
I know! I know! only tasteless gay should have shit brown bathing suits. This is for health reason. Excessive Cialis and Viagra usage can cause diarrhea. In case you cannot keep your juicy stool by the swimming pool. Shit brown swimming suit will save your a$$.
5) PURCHASE MEDICATION ORGANIZER--Buy a medication organizer! So you can keep track with you medications. It is very important taking your medications on time.Here is medication check list for your cruise>>>>>>
Viagra, Cialis, Aderall, Shit Softener, Anti- Anal ward Gel, Fart Relief, Itch Relief lotion for ur A$$, Zanex, Viacatin, Codein, Imodium, Libido Max...
6) PACK FIRST AID KIT---Pack first aid kit in your carry on.You never know!! You have to be prepared!!! First aid kit should have>>>>>>
Big bottle lub, medium size poppers, 3 Viagra , travel size whip, cable ties, duck tape, fleet enema, big black dildo, hand cuffs, cock ring, Icy patch for your penis, Trojan pleasure pack (Twisted pleasure, Mint tingle), Gentle Glide mint gel, Mouth wash for post blow job........
7) GET PERSONAL CARDS--Order your personal cards with your hottest picture. Picture should scream "I'm available & horny" Make sure put your room# too.Don't say it is too much. There will be 4000 gay guys!!!! All of them are ready for action like energizer bunnies and you are not Brad Pitt. You need to remind yourself in order to get laid.
8) GET PLASTIC BAGS--Toss a few empty plastic bags into your suitcase.You may need to vomit before main parties to keep your stomach flat.
9) BRING CAPS OR HATS-- Not for protect yourself from sun damage or premature aging. To avoid yourself from last nite small dick power top. There is nothing worse than power top with a small dick. It is like catching STD.
10) NOTIFY CRUISE LINE---You must notify Cruise line of your special dietary restriction. Tell them your on an ABS diet and you want every nite one string of green bean and a little of piece bread. You are there to eat dick not food.
AFTER CRUISE--- The last day of cruise, if you gave or received ( or both) less than dozen penetrations, Go to Atlantis crew and ask your money back!
Have a great gay cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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