DO U HATE YOUR JOB?!!! 10 THINGS TO GET FIRED EASILY!

Well Well! Z knows so many of you hate their job!!! Z is giving you GREAT suggestions to get fired easily. Even if you don't get fired after you do these 10 THINGS. It feels soooo good!.Your job could be MORE fun!!! Sexy!!! Start doing these suggestions today!

1) At lunch time, sit at your desk with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at your head. Scream " I wanna kill myself"
2) Every time your boss asks you to do something, ask if he wants mixed green salad or fries with that
3) Create a signature on your email, write " I like having sex with animals"
4) As often as possible, skip rather than walk in the office
5) Put shower curtain around your desk and sing all day like you are singing in the shower. Don't forget to wear a bonnet!
6) Have your co-workers call you by your manhunt name which is
" FUCK1ON1"
7) Page yourself over the intercom.Don't disguise your voice!
8) Five days in advance, tell your boss you can't come in that day to work because you will be moody and cranky that day and you don't wanna deal with the work.
9) Leave big meetings 1st one. Starts running and yelling " Run for your lives , they are loose. They are coming to bite u"
10) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it " INBOX"


I LOVE MY JOB! I LOVE MY JOB!

DO U KNOW WHO ZiZi IS? SHE IS Z's BITCHY SISTER. SCROLL DOWN!!!