BIG FAT CASHIER WITH DIRTY ACRYLIC NAILS...EHHHWWW!

Well Well! Z shops mainly from Food Emporium.There is not much option where Z lives. That grocery store is very disfunctional. But last couple of weeks ago, a big fat,ugly, female cashier appeared. She has been nasty by all means. She is an over-eater, mean & gross! Vision it!!! Big fat women with greasy hair. (You know what Z means) One of those!!! Her hair smells most the time. She talks to you with a BRONX accent & in an very obnoxious way. And the worst is coming!!!!!! Mrs Greasy Hair has long, creepy looking acrylic nails.EHHHHW!!! Those nails are a mansion for germs, 5-star hotel for Staph Infection. Z hates those freaky nails. She complains all the time! She says " Hey! You don't expect me to put ur groceries in bags with my nails" or " Why are you waiting for? Put ur groceries in thebags. LOOK my nails" And the funniest thing She expects you tip her! If you don't tip her, she asks for it. Everytime Greasy Queen talks, her head goes 1st to the left and to the right! ( u get the picture!!) Z had it enough with that bad skin Fatty! Z had a plan!!! So!!! Yesterday Z went to Food Emporium and got a box of cereal (ALWAYS low fat & high fiber!) Z knew how much that cereal would cost. $5.86 with tax!! So, Z had exact change handy. 4 singles and the rest $1.86 in coins. Pennies, 10 cents, 5 cents but NO quarters! "Bitch!!! You will see NOW!" Z patiently waited on the line. Since she talks a lot and non-sense, her line is always long !!!(like her tongue! WITCH!) Anyway!! Z's turn! Z gave 4 singles in her hand, but Z put $1.86 cents on the table.OMG! OMG! She got furious!! She tired to get coins with her filthy nails (like an ugly & big fat cat) and the same time she was screaming, cursing!
" Why did you do this? OMG! My nails! My beautiful nails FAGGOT!" She kept sratching the table! LOL LOL! Z was so calm. Z said "1st of all I'm SO proud of being gay better than being like u! And Lady! Be fast! I need my receipt as well" One older guy intented to help her, but Z gave him " I WILL KILL YOU UNCLE LOOK" He immediately stopped. While she was still trying to collect coins, one of her nails fell off and other one cracked! CHEAP PRODUCT!!! LOL!Everyone started laughing.And finally Z said " BTW there is one penny more , it is ur tip" and Z walked away! Z felt sooooo good! Another big achviement of Z!! Z will go to heaven when he dies!!!!!
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