Imagine! They give OSCAR to best blog.Of course Z would get it!

Here is Z's oscar speech!!!!!!!

OMG! OMG! I was not expecting this!!! I have not prepared any speech!! OH GOSH! I'm sooo happy now! You have NO idea!! How many bottle of vodka I had to drink and how many boys I had kiss for this award!!! Seriously!!!! Such a hard work!
My Boyfriend said "You are not going to get a shit! Your blog is obscene!" I really would like to thank my boyfriend Brian for his support! He is a BIG help! I love him! Thank u honey! (Z is waiving to Brian the bf & crying little!)
I'm honored to be included in such a talented group who I was nominated with! GEE! I beat that fatty Perez Hilton! OOoopps! (Z pretends to be surprised.) I didn't realize, Perez was here! Sorry Perez! My English is limited! I meant hefty or chubby! Sorry!!! OOoopps! Whatever! (Z smiles devilishly!)
I would like to thank my bff ! Chris! He has been so supportive too! Although Chris the bff checks my blog only to see if his pictures are cute & sexy enough! (Z smiles devilishly again!)
I wanna thank my hair dressers Eddie & Bengie! And my facial person Carmelita! She is the best! Carmelita Darling! This is FOR YOU! No one!!! No one can squeeze my black heads as good as you (Z pretends like he is gonna cry! like Joan Crawford way!) My house keeper Winfred! Thank to you too!
Before horrible music starts! I would like to take a moment and remind all of you regarding big epidemic! This epidemic is serious! “Early Coming while having sex!" It is a HUGE problem in USA between gay & straight males! I have been volunteering and raising money for them for years! My charity created new masturbation techniques for them. (Everyone is laughing, but Z is serious!) Please! Please! Stop early coming! So many families broke up for this reason!
(Music starts!) NO! NO! I have 43 more people to thank! Stop this terrible music!
My foot massager Akiko! My handsome pizza delivery person Eduardo! He is such a hottie YUM! My favorite manicure pedicure person Fanny Loo! My personal bartender Dimitri! My personal go-go boy Fabio! My waxing person Felicita! My favorite FAG-HAG Galina!
THANK U! THANK U!!! Keep stalking Z!!!!....... (Music continues!)
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