MY SUPER POWERS ARE KFC YUMMY!!!

Hey Stud! My name is FATO-girl! Don't look at me like you are looking at Kristie Alley! Nothing is WRONG with me! I love my body! I feel comfortable in it! I’m gorgeous! I just have LITTLE excessive fat! What is wrong with that?!! The more is the better Darling! Well!! Eating transfat for years gave me super powers! LOVE IT! Who the fuck said transfat is bad for you. I'VE GOT THE POWER honey!
I've so many super powers!! Let’s start with my vagina. It has teeth. Those teeth can get bigger and bite you very bad! And also I use them as bottle opener!
I cannot fly, but I can simply jump onto my enemy. Make him fall down and sit on his face. After settling my asshole on his nose gently (to the left! to the right! OH WOW! Feels good! LOL), I give a good fart! My fart is made of tear gas and also smells like onion dip. OH HONEY! That is a killer!
I don't do drugs. Drugs will kill you. NO! NO! It is very unhealthy!!! Instead I take sleeping pills with laxative. So good! Talking about quick detox! When I wake up I feel much better, even though my bed is full of shit! No worries! I can collect them and make them little bombs! Yeah sweetie! They are explosive hand grenades. Well! here is another super power! My armpit hair are poison ivy!
I can use my boogers as bullets. When I sneeze, my boogers can kill an elephant. Well! FATO-girl can blow things! I can take a deep breath and get my cheeks puffed out! PUSH! PUSH! The breath through my fatty-precious lips can kill my enemy! While blowing I also squeeze my vagina teeth to make crunchy- noises. OH! I forgot to tell my breath smells like anchovies too! LOL!
Here is another super power of mine! I can split my body! OH MY BABY! My two large breasts can stick on you like jellyfish! They can give you terrible pain and sticky moisture! I usually throw one of my breasts on my enemy's lips! WELL DONE! You don't even wanna hear what happens if I split my belly fat! OHHH! You want to !!!! I usually throw my belly fat on my enemy's genital area (cock and balls darling!) Release acidic juice! It melts it! (Just like ice cream!) OOooppps!
Well Stud! I can go on like that! If you keep eating transfat, you will have super powers too. If some offers you shitty healthy food, SCREAM "I cannot believe it is not transfat!! Help FATO-girl" I'll come and rescue you. I'll jump onto that non-sense person. And!!!! You can give me a BIG KISS on one of my buttock cheeks
LUV LIVE DANCE!! Your FATO-girl!
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