I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE GAY ANYMORE!!!!

Breaking.... Z checked in a EX-GAY center! He is chubby heterosexual now.
Here is Z's press release!!!

Z says>>>
I cannot be gay anymore!!!! Being pretty gay takes so much time and money. EVERYDAY I spend minimum 2 hours at the gym to maintain my gorgeous body! I don't even remember when I ate yummy transfats last time! Fatty straight guys don't even go to gym. They always drink 2$ beers. I have to order cosmo and pay minimum $12 for a little glass. That is NOT fair!! All facial, hair & body products are as expensive as diamonds! Every month I have to get facial. Forget about how pricey facial is and it also hurts. Diesel Dyke Galina squeezes my black heads to death hours and hours. I wanna be a WELL-FED hetero! I have never had belly fat. I wanna know the feeling having belly fat. I cannot take this anymore. I wanna eat trans-fat filled Mc Donald's!! I'm checking in EX-GAY center. They are gonna give me nice electro shocks. I will be in a group therapy! We will talk about girls, tits & vaginas. I cannot be the HOTTEST gay guy anymore! Life will be much easier for me when I become fatty straight guy. OMG! I can even spit on the street!! I can have a relationship with a woman. I can eat MUSHY boobies! I heard some girls take up to their ass. I can fuck them. While I fuck a girl bareback I can think about guys!( I can think about TOM CRUISE!) It feels right!!.I also heard female genitalia smells like salmon. I LOVE SALMON. I'm gonna give a head salmon like PUSSY!!! Maybe even I can get married and get a huge tax deduction!!! Me and my bottom wife can use the same dildos. Even we can go to Walmart on Sundays and buy in bulk!!! I wanna be obese hetero! I'm determined! Nothing will stop me!!

LOL Kidding!!!!!! Fuck those EX-GAY DUMMIES! LOL! I LOVE ME! I love the way I was born!
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