I LOVE Z ! -:):): THE BOOKS YOU MUST HAVE!

Well! Boys! Time to read something! Z gives you GREAT summer reading suggestions. Drop those gossip magazines and no need to pretend reading New York Times either! The Books Z suggests will make you better & educated person! Don't be silly rabbit & read MORE & MORE!

1) Once I was a top & I hated it---Biography of Clay Aiken. He tells the story of his life open heartily! Eye Opening!
2) Anal Sex for Dummies--- Great Book! It shows over 300 anal sex positions! (with pictures) It explains every detail. It is useful for homos & heteros. All positions are lower back friendly. Must have in your library.
3) I poked the Pope--- It is about a delusional gay man's fantasies (apparently tasteless one! ) Completely fiction! Once you start you can't stop reading. Boy! Some people can have bizzare fantasies!
4) Steroids made it easy---It is a magical exercise book. You don't have to raise a finger in order to gain muscle. All you have to do little shut steroids. Great tips!!!
5) I JEW--- A love story between a Jewish Chinese and a Catholic Black guy. Well-hung black guy tries to be Jew! Finally Well-hung dumps Jewish Chinese and start penetrating rabbi.Very interesting gay love story. You will cry a lot.
6) Wake up & Swallow PAXIL---It is a self-help book. Basically it says "therapists suck! ". It teaches how you can medicate yourself without committing suicide accidentally. It has a great daily dosage chart! Very zanax friendly!!
7) Key is "NOT TO DIGEST"--- Excellent diet book! You can eat as much as you want, rule is not to digest!! Book gives you amazing self-puke techniques! It works!!! Unbelievable!! LOVE LOVE this book!
8) I have 3 mommies & all have penises---It is a kids book. It explains 4 years old kid why his gay parents recently had 3rd boy friend. Talking about polygamy! Gay families must have this book!
9) I beat the cancer with Vodka-- A cancer survivor lush dyke tells her cancer story. How she mixed vodka & rum to cure her genitalia cancer. It is very inspiring!!!
10) God is great! Can he help me with my hemorrhoids?!--- Read this! You will feel soooo good! Another great self-help book!
11) Complete Idiot Guide for SEX-CHANGE---Great tips how to make a yummy penis from dirty clitiris (or vice versa) you can also put your old tired testicles in succulent boobs with this book