Everyone hates spam emails, but Z has fun with them!! Z always responds back to spam emails, because Z is a nice person. Here are funniest spam emails and Z's responds!
1) Is your Cock doing this?--
Limping or lameness (especially after rising)
Slow, stiff, or awkward movements ,Excessive licking ,Withdrawn
Difficulty climbing orgasm! If yes! TAKE VIAGRA!
Z's responds>> How dare u??? My dick doesn't have any problem!! Especially LICKING!!
2) Your mom is naked---Click here to download and watch.Enjoy the show!!
Z's respond>>>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! Disgusting! MY poor Mommmmyyy!!!
3) I SAW RESUME.....Dear Gay, I am writing to you as a recruiting coordinator in Orlando for Fomo Financial Services. We are currently seeking licensed and non-licensed professionals that we can train and develop as financial advisors to support our clients. This is a federal and state licensed sales position. We are looking for people who are ready to launch a successful career, not just obtain a job. If you wish to receive additional information or attend a Career Preview, please do not hesitate to contact me at 407-241-XXX
Z's respond>>>Dear WHORE!!! If you saw my resume, how come you don't know my name! How do you know I'm gay!!! I'm NOT intrested in your shity job!!!!
4) Online Chatting----Hello I'm tired this evening! I'm a nice and beautiful girl that would like to chat with you.Email me Susanne@galasite.com only because I'm using my friends 
email to send this. I will reply with my pictures
email to send this. I will reply with my picturesZ's responds>>>Hey nice Girl!! I wanna see your pictures.Pls send me!!! I'm excited ( Z just wanted to have FUN with that girl. Not that Z is interested in tired vagina!! Susan sent her picture.Here is her picture EHHHEWWW!)
5) Wives love BIG baby-maker >>> Girls deserve big BABY MAKER, because they want you to reach deeper. You will have 10 inch dick. I got this operation. Let's bet my cucumber is bigger than yours! Even Lindsay Lohen cannot take it!!
Z's respond>>Hi Mr Cucumber!! I do not wanna reach a girl's pussy deeper. I do not need to get penis enlargment either.
6) Get Paid while you go to Massage School--- Nothing better than that. You will learn how to massage and get paid for that. You need a diploma. We will give you one. This a dream come true. APPLY NOW!
Z's responds>>> As long as I get to massage cute boys, I'm in! Can I take classes for balls massage too. I wanna focus on testicles in my carier!
7) Your dick is SMALL---Relax & Take a deep breath! We have the solution. Our herbal pills make your dick bigger and smoother! You will gain 3 inches in lenght. It also hepls premature-ejaculation and produce hard rock erection!
Z's respond>>> Dear Dick Head!!!!! Pls drop me off on all Penis related emails. My dick is BIG!! Best Regards!
8) Loose up 20 pounds in ONE day--- It is likely that you could have POUNDS and POUNDS of excess waste built up in your system right now! This precise buildup can be the cause of noticable daily lower energy levels, bloating, constipation, aches & cramps, and even excess gastronal discomfort. With our pills you will shit to death. You will get excessive diaherria. What else do you want more?
Z's responds>> LOVE IT
!! I want this!!! I would love to have good explosive diaherria!
!! I want this!!! I would love to have good explosive diaherria!
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