Well! Well! After Ex Governor Spitzer sex scandal everyone has been talking about Hookers . Obviously in 5 years prostitution will be legal. What next then?!! Heyooo! Hustlers & Whores will be working legally. They will pay tax and each sexual intercourse will be regulated. Even they will have their own college! LOL! Hookers will be looking for jobs at Madam's luxury brothels. Here is an example of hooker's resume. She uses when she applies for a new job. (Are u ready to crack up?!!!)
Kristine Dewhore
69W 69th street #G-spot
Dickieland NY 16969
Phone>> 1-800- EAT-PUSSY
Education:
*Bachelor Degree from HIT (Hooker Institute of Technology NYC )
* MBA degree on BROTHEL MANAGEMENT
Experience
* May 1990-June 1993 Arkansas Women's Brothel
-- Sexual intercourse with Dudes, Scum bags with their socks on.
-- Anal sex with bisexuals
-- Little bit experience with orgie
-- Corporal punishment with obese guys
* August 1993-September 2001 Worked with Madam Monica in Washington DC ( Madam killed herself & position eliminated)
-- Penetrated by Hasidic Jews, Rich guys, Heiress
-- Medical Roleplay with Senators
-- Crossdressing and Forced Feminization with Mayors
-- Teasing and Denial with Politician's wives
* January 2001-Current Newyork
Modelling & Freelance Naughty Dominatrices
Achievements
--I made 3 governors resign
-- In 2002 My Threesome with famous Senator & his closeted lesbian wife made the front page of NY Times & NY Post
-- In 1999 I won Best Promising Pussy Award
-- In 2003 I wrote a book. It's called " Ass is the other Vagina" It became bestseller.
Certificates
-- Cleansing Vagina Douche
-- Tip Tissue Muscle Cock Sucking
Hobbies
-- Spit instead of Lube
--Having sex while guys are wearing diapers on
Hit here to see " Spitzer admits"
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