Only 5% of the population need extra large condoms. GET OVER IT! Hooking up with a big schlong is very remote possibility. GET USED TO IT! Yes!! Size matters but you need to know how to handle itty-bitty penis too. Z did a extensive search for you. When you read this, you will know what to say Mr mini weiner!
1) OH cute! It's like a little button
2) Should we put triple condoms, so it will get thicker.
3) But you are an African American!! How could it be?! Well! Affirmative action is fierce! Let me blow you!
4) How about you use your hand
5) God! My horoscope said small things were going to surprise me today! Now I know what it meant
6) You've got to be kidding! Do you mind if I take a picture!
7) Poor thing! Let's pray together!
8) So, I mean, is this it? Do you think it'll ever get bigger?
9) Alright! I told you I was on a portion control diet. Gosh! not for that!
10) Is this candid camera? Where is the camera?
11) Eeehhw
w! It is like a little sardine
12) Oh Honey! When did it shrink?! LOL
13) Have you ever considered to become female? I mean there won't be dramatic change.
Coming soon! How to handle a hung (horse like) LOL
Click here to read " A leather daddy's to do list"
2) Should we put triple condoms, so it will get thicker.
3) But you are an African American!! How could it be?! Well! Affirmative action is fierce! Let me blow you!
4) How about you use your hand
5) God! My horoscope said small things were going to surprise me today! Now I know what it meant
6) You've got to be kidding! Do you mind if I take a picture!
7) Poor thing! Let's pray together!
8) So, I mean, is this it? Do you think it'll ever get bigger?
9) Alright! I told you I was on a portion control diet. Gosh! not for that!
10) Is this candid camera? Where is the camera?
11) Eeehhw
w! It is like a little sardine12) Oh Honey! When did it shrink?! LOL
13) Have you ever considered to become female? I mean there won't be dramatic change.
Coming soon! How to handle a hung (horse like) LOL
Click here to read " A leather daddy's to do list"
3 Say Something!!:
Good call! Brilliant!
LOL..Oh I didn't mean too..LOL Or again!
I have seen a very very little ding-a-ling on a guy once. Although I didn't laugh because he was incredibly hot, and very nice & in my bed!
I did however feel sorry for him! But I understood why he was a bottom.
Hey, if you get there and the guy's dick is small, try to have a good time or get up and go.
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