TRAVIS'S B-DAY PARTY----EARLY SESSION

Well Well! Z's good friend Travis celebrated his b-day party at QT HOTEL. It was a HOT pool party! Don't ask Z where the HOT Aussiebum pics. Be patient silly bunny!! Of course Z gave Travis BIG KISS!

Richard & Housemate Chris--- They look happy! Well this is early session of the party! Everyone were having COCKtails by the pool! Wait to see Richard hot pics with his little swimming suit( COMING UP!!!!!!)

DJ TimO, Francois,Scott & Dan--- They were enjoying being by the swimming pool. They were part of the non-swiming suit crowd! BTW--DJ TimO'S B-DAY IS COMING UP. Of course he has been working on his new cd for his b-day!!! Stay tunedddd!

Greg,Will & Allen--- They were the other group that refused to wear swimming suit!. Check the blog tommorow who was wearing tiny little swimming suit LOL!

Z, Greg & Will--- FUN pic HUH!! :) :) :) :)

Well Well! Johnny & Javier OF COURSE were there!. Johnny seemed recovered from his b-day party!CHECK THE BLOG TOMMOROW FOR TRAVIS'S B-DAY PARTY LATE SESSION PICS!!! THEY ARE HOT HOT!!!

JOHNNY'S B-DAY PARTY>>EPISODE 2

Well Well! Mainly guests from fire island crowd at Johnny's party. It was like early screening SEX & THE PINES movie :):)

Z & Keith---Z took his good friend Keith to Johnny's party. He had a great time!

Ernesto & Travis---Well Well! This is Ernesto's debut on this blog!!! ( No funny captions for him because he is not Z-virgin anymore!)

LOL! Mark wouldn't miss any party!

Brian the bf &PJ--- LOL! Z loves this pic.!!

Johnny with his good and cute friens. Z likes Eric's hair!

Brian & David---They were having so much fun too

LOL ! GOD BLESS HIM!

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BETTER THINGS TO DO DURING SUPER BOWL IS ON!

POOP! POOP! Useless Super Bowl is coming up! Fatty straight people are SO happy! Ehhhhhww! Z called his cell phone company today.While sexy voice guy was trying to reach Z's info. He asked Z if Z was excited for Super Bowl! NOOO IDOT!!! Z got suddenly " I wanna purge" feeling."Ehhww & Ehhww","Double Ehhww!!!" Z hates Super Bowl! What is that?!! Freaking Straight circuit party without big-name DJ! It is just like " Let's get together and eat" party. FAT! FAT! Here are the better things to do while boring Super Bowl is on!

1) Shave your legs
2) Masturbate with your socks
3) Pop your blackheads on your nose!
4) Write a letter to American Idol producers
5) Kill a cockroach
6) Bake chicken pot pie
7) Sing Britney song from your window (You wanna piece of me!)
8) Surf manhunt for dream gay lover with big cock & small testicle!
9) Forward all stupid spam emails to your friends
10) Spank yourself
11) Consider fucking Clay Aiken
12) Finger yourself firmly from your bottom
13) Read play girl magazine
14) Boil your neighbor's angry cat
15) Trim your underarm and pubic hair
16) Write on a piece of paper 300 times " I love myself"
17) Call 411 and ask for a number of the place can give a good FIST!

What ever you do, it is better than watching SUPER BOWL. Z is very sorry, if u like Super Bowl (FARTTTTT!)
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DON'T DUDE ME AGAIN!

Z hates that word "DUDE"!!! It's every where"DUDE" "DUDE". Z could not get away form this sh*ty word. In the subway " DUDE! Can you move!", in the grocery store " DUDE! are you done with cucumbers", in the cab "DUDE! Right side or left side" . Even Z got DUDEd at Whole Food " DUDE! Number 2 (cashier) is available" It is supposed to be high end grocery store. Z is GAY!!. It is not nice to DUDE a gay person.It makes Z feel cheap!!!! But the worst is coming. Recently, one of Z's good friend DUDEd Z on the phone. " DUDE! you are so gay" So Gay?? (BTW--Z doesn't how someone can be less gay) Gay is gay!!! Anyway! Z told his friend " Don't you ever DUDE me again" Yeahhh!!! Don't DUDE Z ever!!! -:) LOL! LOL!

ART!, but........

Marilyn Monroe is an Icon ( no doubt!). Of course she has been ALWAYS an inspration for every creative person. Z loves Andy Warhol's version Marilyn potrait.Well Well! One artist ( who thinks he is creative!) changed that beautiful Marilyn picture. He took her clothes ( peeled her like a banana) & cover her tits with mickeys. How bad is that??!! Mickeys on the tits! I'm surprised he didn't put piecirng one nipples (something to hold on) Ehhhhwww!!! Poor Marilyn! definetely she rolled over in her grave.

HAPPY B-DAY TRAVIS

Z thinks, Damons did a joke to him. Z's two good friends were born today.First was Paul O. Here is the 2nd b-day boy Travis. He is having his BIG B-DAY PARTY by the pool tonite. GOD BLESS him! He is Z's funniest friend.Those HOT pics of him were on the b-day party invitation. Z made a birthday card out of it .
And also first time ILOVEZEREN.COM is hosting a party.YES! Bitches Z is hosting Travis's speedo party!!! Z loves hanging out with TRAVIS. OVER 70 gay & sexy guests will dominate a swimming pool at midtown hotel tonite. Party theme is " PARTY LIKE ROCK STARS". All pics will be posted on Z's blog next week. Z wishes Travis great & FUN b-day. OH! Did Z mention,This is Travis's 30th b-day!!!!! YEAH!!!!!

HAPPY B-DAY PAUL O.!!!!!!!

Today is Paul O.'s b-day. He didn't wanna make a big deal out of it, so he is not doing a big party! Z thought, he should get at least a b-day card from Z.Well Well!!! Paul is one of people who gets older but gets more handsome. His big smile and great personality makes him more popular than ever. He has ability to cheer anyone up and make them laugh! All of those makes him very valuable friend.
Z wishes him a GREAT b-day!!!
P.S. Z will not announce Paul's age. But just a hint! Z & Paul are the same age! Anddd Our age is new 23!!!!

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JOHNNY'S (FULL OF STUDS) B-DAY PARTY>>EPISODE ONE

Well Well! Z went to little Johnny's GLAM b-day. It was our precious Johhny's 25 years old b-day! Party was full of Studs! Every corner was full of HOTTIES!! FUN! FUN! Z gave Johnny BIG KISS! OMG! It has been SO long, Z didn't give this to anyone!! HAPPY B-DAY JOHNNY!

Mainly guests were fresh from THE boat (Atlantis cruise!) Here is Dan & Brian the bf, Tony & Z>>Dan & Tony were from " fresh from the boat " crowded. They both showed off with their tan & chiselled cruise bodies. YEAH!!! After cruise everyone come back low fat. LOL!

Mark & Jack--- Mark introduced everyone his date Jack! They are cute together HUH!

PJ & Chris the bff--- Well Well They seem to have FUN after couple of mojitossss!!

Colin & Jared--- They had their RED carpet moment. They couldn't decide which camera to smile!

Ryan, Paul, Will & Keith---- Typical Manhattan Familly ( Ryan, Paul,Will) had teir GLAM moment too. WELL! If you wanna read Typical Manhattan Family story click here!

Mike, Richard, Javier--- Well! Mike got his candy at the LOL. Z loves this pic. They all have big smile. Especially Richard is showing his ROYALTY smile, he is British u know!!!!

If u wanna read how Richard earned Z's tiara award click here!

Brian the bf, PJ, Housemate Chris & Kevin--- Are they telling to PJ big RIO vacation stories, Z wonders. :)

Greg, Joel, Travis---Fresh from the cruise Joel was telling his stories to his friends! Greg is on his way for cruise too! Travis's HIGHLY ANTICIPATED b-day party is coming up! Party will be hosted by ILOVEZEREN.com>>> Z is SO excited about that!

Well Well Mark's t-shirt made a BIG stament! But Wait till u see b-day boy Johnny's t-shirt. You will be sorry!!! You were born so early!

Chris the bff & Z---Of course Z is cutier. This is Z's blog! Z is always cutier. LOL LOL!

Z loves his bff!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE CHRIS THE BFF'S XMAS PRESENT TO Z!

LOL LOL! Finally Javier popped the question!! LOL kiddinnngg! Javier popped a bottle of champange for his bff! So nice of him! Notice! Johnny is wearing his b-day date printed on his tshirt! Everyone was sooo jealous.He was born in 80's!!!

There were cute guys met Z that nite! Z is sooo sorry! There are Z addicted NOW! NO REHAB!

Z WILL BE POSTING JOHNNY'S B-DAY EPISODE 2 OVER THE WEEKEND! MAKE SURE HIT THIS BLOG! SCROLL DOWN FOR DJ SCOOBY'S NEW CD! (& MORE!)

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DO U HATE YOUR JOB?!!! 10 THINGS TO GET FIRED EASILY!

Well Well! Z knows so many of you hate their job!!! Z is giving you GREAT suggestions to get fired easily. Even if you don't get fired after you do these 10 THINGS. It feels soooo good!.Your job could be MORE fun!!! Sexy!!! Start doing these suggestions today!

1) At lunch time, sit at your desk with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at your head. Scream " I wanna kill myself"
2) Every time your boss asks you to do something, ask if he wants mixed green salad or fries with that
3) Create a signature on your email, write " I like having sex with animals"
4) As often as possible, skip rather than walk in the office
5) Put shower curtain around your desk and sing all day like you are singing in the shower. Don't forget to wear a bonnet!
6) Have your co-workers call you by your manhunt name which is
" FUCK1ON1"
7) Page yourself over the intercom.Don't disguise your voice!
8) Five days in advance, tell your boss you can't come in that day to work because you will be moody and cranky that day and you don't wanna deal with the work.
9) Leave big meetings 1st one. Starts running and yelling " Run for your lives , they are loose. They are coming to bite u"
10) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it " INBOX"


I LOVE MY JOB! I LOVE MY JOB!

DO U KNOW WHO ZiZi IS? SHE IS Z's BITCHY SISTER. SCROLL DOWN!!!

Z's sister ZiZi talks! OH BOY!!!!!!

INTRODUCTION! Z says" Pls give an BIG applause to my sister ZiZi! She is first time talking on my blog! She is a bitch with capital C. Well Well!!!!! It runs in the family! She will pop up on my blog sometimes to give you guys her MEAN comments.OH BOY!! GOD HELP US!!!"

ZiZi talks " She is a total mess! Wanna be Amy Winehouse. Look at her! She is imitating ME!! She cannot even strike a pose! I look more gorgeous!!"
ZiZi talks " Boysssss! My bush is on fire!!!! I'm burning! Ayyy Ayyy!!! Look his abs! How about his chest.!Time to finger my pussy. Excuseee meee!" ZiZi recommends>>>For more studs click here!

ZiZi talks " Ehhhwwww! he looks like someone's scrap book! POOR SOUL!"

ZiZi talks " She is very flat like a stick. Girlllll! Save your money! GET A BOOB JOB!"TALK TO ME STUD! LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS HERE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE JOHHNY

Well Well! Today is little Johnny's b-day! He's going to be 25 years old. Years went by so fast!!! He is having b-day party at Highline with over 60 A-List guests. Evite has been sent out with Johhny's cutiest pic when he was little toddler. SO cute!!!!!!! B-day party will be so much FUN with no doubt. Considering HOT B-day boy invited ALL his most handsome friends! Of course Z is invited too! There wouldn't be a HOT party without Z. All b-day pics will be posted next week on this blog.
Z wishes little Johnny HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
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HANDCUFFS!

WELL WELL!!! Handcuffs are normally used to restrain people. Fantasy! Fantasy! Top or bottom! Handcuffs are "GAY MUST HAVE" They are really good to spice things up between u and ur trick! If you are TOP, you can handcuff your bottom boy to gain the control! ( VICE VERSA!) Hand cuffs are a great tools to restrain the movement. They are not designed to cause pain! You will feel the pain in ur A$$! Power bottoms love use them also. They love to handcuff their TOP BIG DICK hottie! Well! They are power bottom! They have to have the control!
After saying that! One genius gay boy invented a great way to use handcuffs. He used as a lock for his gym locker! What a great idea! This picture is taken at NY sports club! Z has not seen the guy.He must have been in leather scene! This guy must have gold card for Eagle!! ( leather bar in NYC). OH BOY! Who caries around handcuffs! It is hard to make joke about it. This itself feels like a BIG joke!
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I'M UGLY!!!!!!

They have put this giant & ugly thing in the middle of TIME SQUARE! WHY???! Z doesn't get it! How come they couldn't put something shiny and glittery! ( something gay or something Mardi Gras!) Apparently it is for SUPER BOWL sh*t! Z hates SUPER BOWL. It is a straight circuit party. They get together & eat till they blow!!!! Drink beer and vomit!! Super Bowl screams to me OBESITY EPIDEMIC!!! And this BIG & TALL thing screams "I'M UGLY!!!"

AWFULLLLLL!! THESE PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE!

Generally! My blog is for FUN. I don't post bad things! But I feel very hurt NOW! These people are seriously SICK! Poor HEATH LEDGER!
Please leave him ALONE!
HE IS IN HEAVEN NOW!!!

AFTERNOON DELIGHT!

WELL WELL! Finally David & Regis found a time from their busy schedule and they did their Post Holiday Party. It was delightful by all means! All catering was done by this couple. Hot Wine was the main drink!!! Desert Section was yummmy!! It was a serious afternoon delight!!

Elif, Funda, Tunca--- 3 gorgeous Turkish girls attended to this party too. Long time no see girls!!!

Daniel, Roberto & Gaspar-- They attended David & Regis's party. They seem to have so much FUN!

P.S. Z ate to death at this party. Yes bitches!! Z actually eats. Check out below postings for Z's pics.( Click on Eating 1 & Eating 2 LOL)

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SO SAD! JUST SILENCE!

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AARON STAR (hot nude yoga teacher)-- My Dick is spiteful, contrary prick. It rarely does what I want when I want it to do it.It would be so like him to get an erection. Just to spite me and sexual identity.
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Masturbating in the bathroom at work

OH LA LA!!! Massaging yourself in the bathroom at work!!! Hit the balls HOTTIE!! Z is in state of shock!!! There was an article in Details magazine. Saying how healthy could be jacking off at work. All day being in the office could be very stressful. Instead of stressing about it. Go to the bathroom and give away your sperm. Article is quite interesting. Apparently! best spot is handicapped stall.It makes sense.Always that stall is spacious!Yeahh!!! You need space.You need to move your body for sensational masturbation.For easy come they suggest bringing a bottle of lotion with you. OMG! You need to have jacking off kit. WELL your hand should be very experienced too.Different hank strokes could make masturbation faster.What if you wanna scream during ejaculation!!! OH NO!! You ll be doomed!! Don't scream!!! Stick one of your socks in your mouth .LOL! Z wonders if everyone does this, while you are working your ass off your assistant could be rubbing his DICK out and maybe he is fingering himself too. It is selfish!!!!!!! You should do all together. How about female co-worker??!! Do they do that too?? OHHH NOO!! Z can't imagine female co-worker working her pussy off!! EHHHHWW! Since Z read this article, Z is very skeptical. Z looks everyone at work potential masturbater. Watch your next stall at work!!! And you ask your boss for masturbation breaks!!! Well is for your own health! Rub it up hottie!
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OOOPPS! did u come already!!??

Z just AROUSED !!! How About u HORNDOG?

UUUUHHHHH!! OHH WOW!!! I'm feeling HARD!! U? These pics are from an underwear photo shoot! They decided to do photo shoot on the street in East Village!(only in NYC!) Where was I? I'm soooo hanging out in East Village from now on!!
GOD BLESS THEM! Underwear label is BASKIT!

So Hunkies are attracting drivers and people who walks on the street.

You can imagine what people thought. Well! Z knows what he feels NOW!

Hard and Thight! I'm feeling ......! (fill the blanks!) This is the result of photo shoots!!! UUHHHHH! Notice their PUFFY packages. Succulent!!!
And this is my result and how I feel!! I'm feeling yummy and juicy! YUMMMM! Talking about masturbation!!! Scroll down for jerking offf!!!

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I HAVE A YUMMY DREAM!!!!!

And my dream continues tomorrow! Happy Dr Martin L. King Day! I heart America! Glad to move here! Check this blog tomorrow 4 the rest of my dream! UHHHHH! These pics were taken at HIRO last nite! Boy!!! Gay boys know to celebrate Holidays!!!!!!

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IT WAS A FUN DINNER!!!

Bunch of us had dinner last Saturday. It was very fun and loud!!! Restaurant was pretty much empty. Waiters listened our GAY talk all night! ( Travis, Brian the bf,Housemate Kevin and Chris,Richard anddd Z.)

Z gave Brian the bf BIG hug!

Z & Travis---OF COURSE Z IS CUTIER!!! -:)

Richard & Housemate Chris-- Well, Well! This is Richard's debut on my blog. Cute pic. HUH!!!

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Gym Guru Greg Rothman sent out an email today! That is Greg showing you how to crunch! HOT HOT!!! Offering to his friends who is going to March Atlantis cruise 5weeks Work out & nutrition package.Package is unbelievably low price!! Cheap Cheap! Hey! Stop complaining ur love handles!!! Join this AMAZING program! Z thought this was a GREAT