OH LA LA! What do you think?!! Of course Z would do a special posting for his bff!! You ALL wanna know more about Chris the bff! Here are 10 things about MY bff!
1) HE LOVES MIRRORS-- Chris the bff has a different relationship with mirrors. Swear to GOD!
Z thinks Chris the bff loves mirrors more than Z. 
Whenever He sees a mirror, he checks himself! First from front and left and right! Z believes if Chris the bff doesn't see a mirror once in an hour he would die! GOD FORBID!!
2) HE IS OBSESSED WITH HIS OUTFITS-- Clothes are very important for Chris the bff. His look must be perfect! His style is the less is the better. Sometimes underwear could be his entire outfit. How about buttondown shirts?! He hates those buttons and he never buttons them all! The half way is open. Well! Since he has a great torso who could blame him!
3) HIS FAVORITE TASTE IS BLUEBERRY-- Chris the bff loves blueberry . Everything must be with blueberry taste. Water, coffee, vodka even his condom LOL!
4) SO CLEAN & ORGANIZED---Chris the bff is one of the cleanest person Z ever met. He is also so organized. His apartment is so tidy and impeccable. It can make you think why you are not like that. How about his car?! It is always so clean, sometime Z wants clean the seat before he leaves the car. In his apartment everything has their own drawer label. Socks, underwear, shirts, porn DVDs and his adult toys are organized by size and colors! LOL
5) HE IS MARRIED WITH COLOR BLUE--
OMG! Chris the bff could wear blue from head to toe! He loves loves BLUE! Well apparently his blue eyes match with color blue perfectly. But there is BIG rumor going on, that Chris the bff is leaning towards color PINK which is Z's signature collor. Z would be honored if Chris the bff steals Z's fav. color.-:):)
6) GYM IS HIS 2ND HOME-- BFFs see each other every m
orning at the gym (almost!) There is always a rumor, they don't do anything but laughing and chatting at the gym. That is totally NOT true!!!! Considering how cute BFFs look! Chris the bff is dedicated to the gym. He works out hard. Well! Z makes him laugh hard too! Z is putting an end to all these gossip NOW!.Z says “We do work out at the gym and we do GOSSIP as well! GET USED TO IT"
7) HE WEARS BRACES-- Chris the bff wears braces. Since he is a perfectionist. He wants his teeth like pearls! He is so brave about it. Braces do not even bother him at all. Even he went to a custome party in UGLY BETTY outfit. He was the Betty Suarez!! Well! For Z he is the Chris Suarez! LOL!
8) HE LOVES ITALIAN--Chris the bff loves Italian.He eats only Italian food (and boys) He enjoys them so much!! LOL
9) HE IS INFATUATED WITH FREEMASONS--Chris the bff loves dancing. His fav. Dj is FREEMASONS. Whenever he is in a bad mood, Z plays a song from freemasons. That would make him happy! Any song form Freemasons make him get his groove back!
10) HE LOVES HIS ADOPTED BROTHER Z--
Brothers love each other. There is no doubt they are perfect bffs! Z & Chris the bff are very well coordinated! If someone told you if they were real brothers you would definitely believe it.
Chris the bff loves Z!!!
More importanly Z adores his bff! HAPPY B-DAY CHRIS the BFF!
Click here 2 see Chris the bff's xmas present to Z
And also see Chris the bff & Z's slumber party pics
10 THINGS ABOUT CHRIS the BFF! LOL!!
A STAR WAS BORN TODAY!
WELL WELL! Today! A star was born! Z's bff Chris is celebrating his b-day today. Z & Chris the bff were separated from birth. One day brothers found each other at NYSC. It was NOT love at 1st sight. They both looked each other said "this guy is a snob" After a while brothers realized their personality exactly the same. They were bounded with glue, since then they don't separate. Chris the bff has a beautiful heart (as beautiful as his face) Forget about his look! His personality is rare to find. Z loves his bff. Tonite Chris the bff is having his b-day at newly renovated apartment. Don't even call or email Z to get in guest list. Guest list has been already close. Chris the bff is in charge of his guest list (even though Z is the boss LOL!) Well considering how popular Chris the bff is! It should not be a surprise! HAPPY B-DAY MY PRECIOUS BFF!! Kiss Kiss!
POOL PARTY @ WP 08 SOUTH BEACH
OH LA LA! What a amazing party! Fabulous decoration! Thousand gay boys ( and fag-hags) were at SOBE this weekend! Best Winter Party ever!!!
Crowd was hotter than previous years! Z thought crowd got younger! Pool Party was a BLAST!
Brian the bf & Z are very happy to in South Beach. They ran away from cold weather. Sunny Florida!
Z & Jimmy>> Jimmy was taking cruise after Winter Party. Z is pretty sure , Jimmy is dancing at tea dance while Z is typing !! Jealous!
There were many friends from New York! Z with Peter & Z with Justin!!!
Z with David . David is a friend fro Fire Island. He lives in London.Well Long way to come!But it is totally worth it!! Housemate Chris & Richard>> Having so much!!! This is Housemate Chris's 1st Winter Party, But not the last one!!! 
Well Well! Z told u!!!! Crowd was SMOKING hot!!! Here are some Hotties for u! YUMMMMY!
Z & Dane! Dane listened Z and joined us at the last minute!!! We had great time!
OH BOY! Richard & Micheal are looking GREAT! Sexy picture!!
Here is Travis. He is Z's new friend! He is the sweetiest thing in the world!!
Well Well!! Great group pic!!! Ryan&Paul&Will , Tony& Mark, Brian the bf! Buddiesare in South Beach!
Z, Chris the bff , PJ>>> Another great pic! Chris the bff's friend Scott took this pic. ! Love the angle!
Z is dancing by the pool! FUN FUN!
Pool was full of Hotties!!!! YUMMY! YUMMY!
Here is Neal! Z meet him at October cruise! What a surprise! It was great to see him!
Z & DIVA!!! WELL WELL! Diva wouldn't miss any party! NO KIDDING!
More eye candies!!!!!!! SEXY! SEXY! SEXY!MY SUPER POWERS ARE KFC YUMMY!!!
Hey Stud! My name is FATO-girl! Don't look at me like you are looking at Kristie Alley! Nothing is WRONG with me! I love my body! I feel comfortable in it! I’m gorgeous! I just have LITTLE excessive fat! What is wrong with that?!! The more is the better Darling! Well!! Eating transfat for years gave me super powers! LOVE IT! Who the fuck said transfat is bad for you. I'VE GOT THE POWER honey!
I've so many super powers!! Let’s start with my vagina. It has teeth. Those teeth can get bigger and bite you very bad! And also I use them as bottle opener!
I cannot fly, but I can simply jump onto my enemy. Make him fall down and sit on his face. After settling my asshole on his nose gently (to the left! to the right! OH WOW! Feels good! LOL), I give a good fart! My fart is made of tear gas and also smells like onion dip. OH HONEY! That is a killer!
I don't do drugs. Drugs will kill you. NO! NO! It is very unhealthy!!! Instead I take sleeping pills with laxative. So good! Talking about quick detox! When I wake up I feel much better, even though my bed is full of shit! No worries! I can collect them and make them little bombs! Yeah sweetie! They are explosive hand grenades. Well! here is another super power! My armpit hair are poison ivy!
I can use my boogers as bullets. When I sneeze, my boogers can kill an elephant. Well! FATO-girl can blow things! I can take a deep breath and get my cheeks puffed out! PUSH! PUSH! The breath through my fatty-precious lips can kill my enemy! While blowing I also squeeze my vagina teeth to make crunchy- noises. OH! I forgot to tell my breath smells like anchovies too! LOL!
Here is another super power of mine! I can split my body! OH MY BABY! My two large breasts can stick on you like jellyfish! They can give you terrible pain and sticky moisture! I usually throw one of my breasts on my enemy's lips! WELL DONE! You don't even wanna hear what happens if I split my belly fat! OHHH! You want to !!!! I usually throw my belly fat on my enemy's genital area (cock and balls darling!) Release acidic juice! It melts it! (Just like ice cream!) OOooppps!
Well Stud! I can go on like that! If you keep eating transfat, you will have super powers too. If some offers you shitty healthy food, SCREAM "I cannot believe it is not transfat!! Help FATO-girl" I'll come and rescue you. I'll jump onto that non-sense person. And!!!! You can give me a BIG KISS on one of my buttock cheeks
LUV LIVE DANCE!! Your FATO-girl!
Click here!!! BIG FAT UGLY CASHIER WITH ACRYLIC NAILS
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Z is back from SOUTH BEACH!! PICTURES ARE AMAZING!! STAY TUNED!!!
Breaking NEWS!!!!!........
Z HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!!!! Cops found out immediately who kidnapped Z! This POP-CORN dude took Z by force today early afternoon, because he was so angry Z's posting "DON'T DUDE ME AGAIN". Police have strong evidence that he took Z to South Beach. Witnesses said it was so sudden. Z couldn't do a proper luggage.That's the worst thing could happen a cute gay guy (POOR Z!!!) And also it has been reported that Z got into an argument with kidnapper saying “I cannot go to South Beach without my full set Speedos and beauty kit". POP-CORN dude screamed Z “What the hell fag! This is not a vacation." Brian the bf has been really worried. He is flying to South Beach to find his sweetie this morning. Cops have been working on this case very heavily, since Z is a famous public figure! Cops believe strongly they can find Z by Tuesday! Will keep you posted!!!
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DJ SCOOBY WILL INCREASE YOUR SUGAR LEVEL!
I WAAANTTT CANDY!!! Be ready to do flips! SUGAR RUSH!! Here is a great cd by DJ SCOOBY!Well Well! Start with "Gay boyfriend" Great tea dance song! Whimsical! Z loves new Amy Winehouse remix "B BOY BABY". How about Natasha Bedingfield song? GREAT!!! But Z is fav is "Me Enamora " LOVE LOVE that song! Cd is exactly as its name "SUGAR RUSH" Don't be silly rabbit download now!
SUGAR RUSH by DJ Scooby
1)About You Now (Spencer & Hill Remix) - Sugababes
2) Bleeding Love (Moto Blanco Vocal Club Mix) - Leona Lewis
3) Feedback (Moto Blanco Full Vocal Mix) - Janet Jackson
4) Love Like This (Johnny Vicious Club Mix) - Natasha Bedingfield
5) B Boy Baby (Soul Seekerz Remix) - Mutya Buena ft. Amy Winehouse
6) In My Arms (Chris Lake Vocal Mix) - Kylie Minogue
7) Into The Night (Exacta Remix) - Santana ft. Chad Kroeger
8) Me Enamora (Manny Lopez Elektro Nights Club Mix) - Juanes
9) Save The Best For Last (Almighty 12" Anthem Mix) - Laura Blake
10) The Flame 2008 (Solar City Anniversary Mix) - Erin Hamilton
11) Rush Hour (7th Heaven Remix) - SJB ft. Jane Wiedlin
12) Gay Boyfriend (Shanghai Surprise Remix) - The Hazzards
13) Lollipop (Fred Deakin Club Mix) - Mika
They like me :) :)
Well Well! Atlantis people apparently loved Z & Chris the bff!!! Last October we were at the Atlantis cruise. Photographer wanted to take our pic. Z, Chris the bff & Damien!! We met Damien on the cruise. Apparently They liked this pic and posted their web site in alumni page for upcoming October cruise. Our friend Joe sent this picture to us! Big Thanks to him! Well! Obviously Atlantis people are well aware of Z is cute! Do they know Z is also FUNNY! (Notice Z's bff Chris looks really good too!!!!)
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Click here 2 read Z's "Weekend Guide!"Imagine! They give OSCAR to best blog.Of course Z would get it!
Here is Z's oscar speech!!!!!!!
OMG! OMG! I was not expecting this!!! I have not prepared any speech!! OH GOSH! I'm sooo happy now! You have NO idea!! How many bottle of vodka I had to drink and how many boys I had kiss for this award!!! Seriously!!!! Such a hard work!
My Boyfriend said "You are not going to get a shit! Your blog is obscene!" I really would like to thank my boyfriend Brian for his support! He is a BIG help! I love him! Thank u honey! (Z is waiving to Brian the bf & crying little!)
I'm honored to be included in such a talented group who I was nominated with! GEE! I beat that fatty Perez Hilton! OOoopps! (Z pretends to be surprised.) I didn't realize, Perez was here! Sorry Perez! My English is limited! I meant hefty or chubby! Sorry!!! OOoopps! Whatever! (Z smiles devilishly!)
I would like to thank my bff ! Chris! He has been so supportive too! Although Chris the bff checks my blog only to see if his pictures are cute & sexy enough! (Z smiles devilishly again!)
I wanna thank my hair dressers Eddie & Bengie! And my facial person Carmelita! She is the best! Carmelita Darling! This is FOR YOU! No one!!! No one can squeeze my black heads as good as you (Z pretends like he is gonna cry! like Joan Crawford way!) My house keeper Winfred! Thank to you too!
Before horrible music starts! I would like to take a moment and remind all of you regarding big epidemic! This epidemic is serious! “Early Coming while having sex!" It is a HUGE problem in USA between gay & straight males! I have been volunteering and raising money for them for years! My charity created new masturbation techniques for them. (Everyone is laughing, but Z is serious!) Please! Please! Stop early coming! So many families broke up for this reason!
(Music starts!) NO! NO! I have 43 more people to thank! Stop this terrible music!
My foot massager Akiko! My handsome pizza delivery person Eduardo! He is such a hottie YUM! My favorite manicure pedicure person Fanny Loo! My personal bartender Dimitri! My personal go-go boy Fabio! My waxing person Felicita! My favorite FAG-HAG Galina!
THANK U! THANK U!!! Keep stalking Z!!!!....... (Music continues!)
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HAPPY B-DAY MIKE!
Today, Z's friend and ex-co-worker Mike's b-day! We all will be celebrating his b-day at HAPPY HOUR. Chelsea Hottie is having his b-day with bIg group friends at one of Chelsea bar! HELL! YEAH! Z will be there. There is no doubt Mike's party will be so much FUN! Mike recently went back to school to study design! Z is so sure, in couple of years Mike will be in Project Runway.You all will see his talent! Z wishes Mike HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
WEST MOVED TO EAST!!!-:)
WELL WELL! Last Saturday West moved to East. Z's good friend Tim (aka DJ TimO) surprisingly decided doing his bday party at Eastern Bloc. It was a great idea! So all West side boys went to east side for the party. Here is a great picture! Tim & his boyfriend Jeff. They look sooo cute together! OH!!! Notice Tim's t-shirt! Even though it was his b-day. He feels still young. Well!!! Mid 30 is new 21!!!!!
Tim & his bff Francois>>> Of course! Tim's bff Francois didn't miss the party. BFF's seemed to have so much FUN! 
Z, Dan & Rich>>> All nite Z ran after Dan to take a pic of him. Finally!!! Z had to beg him to get the shot. It turned out! Dan is the best looking in this picture. Although Z and Rich look smiley & happy!! :) :) :)
Z & Mark >>> Well! Z is jealous! Mark told Z. He is going to October cruise again. We all had so much fun! Z wishes Z could go with him!! OH!!! Notice!! Z's new T-shirt. It is new merchandise of DJ TimO. Of course Z was promoting his FAV DJ's merchandise! -:) :) :)
Darin, Housemate Kevin & Brian the bf >>> Long time no see! It was a big surprise to see Darin at Eastern Block. Z caught them talking about upcoming Fire island session and winter gossips! OOOPPPS!
Chris & Chris the bff>>>> Well! Z's bff Chris & Chris looks like separated from birth. Resemblance is unbelievable!As if they were brothers! Well! Who is older brother? Don't ask Z! Annnnddd!! Chris the bff is having his b-day in couple weeks! Yeah!!!! Z will be there! Z has great ideas for his bff bday! Z will do special edition for his bff on this blog! STAY TUNEDDDD!!!!!
Can't believe it! Z's good friend Carlos was there! It was a big surprise! Carlos made the Eastern Bloc! BTW--Z looks like a BABY bear cop with this scruff LOLZ's Chinese New Years Resolutions! Ooooppps!!
Well! Well! Z always admires Chinese culture and loves Chinese food. Soooo! Z decided to create Chinese New Years Resolutions for himself! If you like it, those can be your resolutions too!!! HAPPY RAT YEAR! Here you go!!!!
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Patrick's BIG COME BACK party!!!!!!
Finally!!! Patrick came to his HOME! He lived in Budapest for a year. He loved Budapest! But It was time to come home. Just before Fire island season! Here is group picture Phil, James, Patrick, Icarus!. WELCOME BACK PATRICK!!!!!!! 
Z, Patrick & Phil>> Phil was the organizer of this little gathering. We all went ot Therapy! It has been so long. Z haven't been there. It was so much fun!
Z& Sean>>> Looking good & happy!!!
Well! Well! Here again Bob & Joe! Brain joined them too! Schocking! They all are looking forward to summer with Patrick!
David & Tim>>> Of course they wouldn't miss their buddy's BIG COME PARTY!
OH Brian!!! You got caught Z's camera!!! Summer is at the corner! Be careful! Well! Apparently Food was yummy!! Z didn't even touch the food!!!!
Sean and Dan!! Apparently ther are other things were yummmmmy! Z wouldn't miss anything!Captured the moment!!! LOL LOL!
LOVE this pic!!!!! LOL LOL! Well! Gay media works very well!
Brian the bf & Icarus>>> LOL! Icarus seemed surprised about blog!! It was FUN gathering! We all had so much fun (and vodka!)Brian the bff was Z's Valentine!
Z took Brain the bf Valentines day dinner. Z wanted to have quite and romantic dinner. We went to Marseille. Z & Brian the bf has been together for 6 years.Since then everyday is nothing but LOVE!!
Dinner turned out really fabulous. We both enjoyed it. It was a great getaway from our busy schedules. Well!!! You know Z is always on the go!!!!! Z loves Brian the bf
SO You like cats HUH!!!!
CATS LICK THEIR OWN ASS! Now!! how do you feel about cats?????? Well! It is true! Don't deny it!!!!! They lick their own ass, after they jump on you and lick you too!! EHHHWWW! Z can't believe some people like cats! Z thinks Cats are overrated! Maybe you love FUR like ghetto singers! It doesn't mean you have to love cats!!!!.They poop and pee everywhere. As if nobody saw them, they try to hide their poop with their paws! Wait!! Those paws will scratch you soon.
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OOPPSSS! DJ TimO did it again!!!
OMG! This cd is AMAZING!!! It is a REAL "Don't the music" cd!!!(very upbeat!) Z can't believe!! DJ TimO created the best cd for his b-day!! WELL WELL! Every biggest DJs have their b-day bash cds, so Z's DJ has too! Believe Z!! This cd is a masterpiece!!. Z loves "The Flame" Offer Nissim remix. It is a great opening song. The remix of Janet Jackson song is very SEXY!!! All Tony Moran remixes are mind blowing! Z is in love with that song "Keep This Fire Burning". Annddd OFFICIALLY Z choose the song "ME" his Winter Party song!.OH! Z shouldn't forget "Everbody Up!" .That one is a great song too. OK!! Gays, Dykes, Tranies (OH! and Bi's)!!!, It is TIME to download this cd!
Dogg (Birth)Days of Winter By DJ TimO
Z WISHES TIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Well Well! Tomorrow is Z's friend Tim's b-day! Since Tim is having his GLAM b-day party tonite. Z wanted to send him an early b-day card !. Tim (aka DJ TimO) is one of those people who has a great & dry sense of humor. Tim can make you laugh and think at the same time.He is very trusted friend and good listener. He is VERY talented DJ & generous with his cds. His personality is incredible and down to earth. Z feels SO lucky to have Tim as his good friend. Tonite! He is having b-day party at one of East Village bar with his close friends. There is no doubt his party will be the most FUN party. Of course Z will be there! HAPPY B-DAY TIM!
One side Note>>Tim is younger than Z!! Z is sooo jealous! LOL
10 THINGS ABOUT Z!
Well Well! Z has been receiving so many emails regarding what Z likes and what kind of person Z is. Many of you want to know more about Z. Of course you wanna know about Z. Z is GLAM!. Here is 10 things about Z. (MORE TO COME SOON)
Z...
1) .....GETS ANNOYED WITH BAD OUTFIT.
2) .....CAN'T STAND POLITIC DEBATES.
3) .....DOESN'T EAT PORK
4) .....HAS NEVER SEEN AN ACTUAL VAGINA.
5) .....WAKES UP AT 5.30 AM DURING THE WEEK.
6) ..... SHAVES HIS CHEST.
7) ..... LOVES COFFEE.
8) ..... HATES BEER.
9) ..... WEARS WOMENS PANTS.
10) ..... ADORES HIS ACCENT
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