Over the years Z attended so many parties and saw so many evites! Really good ones and really crappy ones! Some of the responds made Z laugh a lot! Think about what you all were doing before evite. Z doesn't know!!! Well! Z wasn't born that time!! Z did an extensive search for you anddd here are funniest evite responds
>> I have one word for you " NO"
>> Well! Let's cut to the chase! If you guarantee I will get fucked! Sure I will come!
>> I know!!! I'm invited you two fatties party because I'm gorgeous!
>> I hate the b-day boy. I'm coming to fill up the space
>> AGAIN!!!! Are we supposed to celebrate your birthday every year?!!!
>> Not to show off, but I have a better party to go
>> Looking forward to joining you guys in the bed
>> Would it be OK if I bring my dog? I'm in a monogamous relationship with him.
>>I'll be there to spend time with you losers!
>> I'm interested in carpooling!
>> Do me a kindness and don't invite me again!!!
>> Sounds great! Hope! I won't see you at your party!
>> I got waxed and lubed! HONEY! I'm READY!
>> Yeah Yeah! Catering had better be good this time! Last year it sucked!!
>> No! I can't make it! I will pass away by then!!
>> Will I get barfed on again??!! If so, I'm in.
>>Is everyone at this party turning 50? As a 23 year old, I don't know if I'll feel comfortable with all these old gay guys staring at me. But I will come.
>> OH NO! I'm changing my respond! I thought you guys were some else! I'm coming to your party! Love you guys! I hated the other guys!
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FUNNIEST EVITE RESPONDS!
Z SIZED UP!!!
BREAKING>>>> Z ALWAYS WEARS SIZE 0 (petite) womens pants. Today Z went shopping and bought a SIZE 1 (petite) womans pant. Z OFFICIALLY SIZED UP!!! OOOHH NOOO!!!! Time for summer diet!! Click here for Z's quick result diet!!!
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HAPPY B-DAY DAN!
Well! Today is Z's friend Dan's birthday. Dan is celebrating his b-day at a Hell's Kitchen bar with 40 HOT gay guys. Chelsea Hottie made an interesting choice and picked an HK spot. We all feel lucky to be invited to his b-day Not that Z wanna reveal his age, but his evite came with "one year- close-to - 40" title.Well! You do the math! LOL! If you were as handsome as Dan, you wouldn't care your age either.( but sorry you are NOT!) And BOYS! He is single too! So it might be your lucky nite! Needless! Z wishes Dan HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Z definitely will be at Dan's b-day! Wouldn't miss it!
MY BFF GOT OLDER!!! LOL!
Well Well! Z's precious bff got older! Chris the bff had a BIG b-day party at his newly renovated apartment! Party was WELL DONE. Bff hired even a tarot reader! FUN FUN FUN! Of course Z gave Chris the bff his signature BIG KISS!
Chris the bff & PJ>>> Everyone loved the apartment. PJ renovated all place by himself! Well Chris the bff is VERY lucky to have PJ!! BTW--Love bff's t-shirt !!!!
Chris the bff & Mark>>>> Here is Chris the bff's good friend Mark ! Cute picture!!
Joe, Chris the bff & Allen>>>> This picture is sooo cute. Z thinks this is the best pic of the nite! Three of them look the best!
Luke, David & Z>>>> OH LA LA! Finally Luke introduced his new bf! David is sooo sweet! GOOD CATCH LUKE! 
Andy & Ron>>>> LOL LOL! Picture is very cute! Z couldn't resist to caption it!!
John & Joe>>> Joe didn't miss his bff's b-day either. Z took a pic. while he was chatting with John!
Apparently! Other sleepy one was Ron! LOL
Luke & Ron>> >Ron says " Luke is MY favorite brother-in law" Well Considering He has so many brother in laws!! It is a BIG statement! They are both so much FUN! 
That was a surprise!! Usually Z gives BIG KISS to boys! This time Paul made a surprise and gave Z a BIG KISS! Thank u PAUL!
WELL WELL! Ron is a runner up for bff considering how funny & witty he is!! It makes him a greta bff material! LOL And also Ron & Chris the bff look a like. Z might have two bffs! Will see! LOL LOL! So Ron got Z's signature BIG KISS too!
NOW! Z understands Britney! Everyone wants to have a piece of Z too! NEEDLESS! Love this pic!!SCROLL DOWN FOR 10 THINGS ABOUT CHRIS THE BFF!
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Winter Party 08--the best one ever!!!
Well Well!! It was the best Winter Party ever. Crowd was AMAZING! Everyone was so friendly! Even fag-hags seemed so nice to Z! ( SHOCKING LOL!)
This year icon of Winter Party was this giant women. She looks like full botox-ed Tina Turner.She was hilarous. She changed mutiple customes during party. All go-go boy's outfits were coordinated to her outfits.
Z is with over botox-ed TINA and wanna be Kevin Aviance!
Here is Z's sexy bf Brian! HOT PIC! HUH!
Brian the bf,Dan, Steve & Z>>> We are still talking how much FUN winter party was !!!
Great group pic! PJ, Chris the bff,Brian the bf, Richard & Z. We all had great time in South Beach
Here is Z's cruise body Denis! He is so much fun! (AND SEXY!)
LOVE LOVE this pic! Dan, Housemate Chris & Brian the bf! 
Of course Z went to Winter Party with his bff! Bffs had so much FUN. They def. wanna go back next year!!
Z's is neighbor Rob! Rob lives in the same building with Z. Cute pic! HUH!
Z's fire island friend Chris!
Eric & Ryan>>>> They are looking HOT!!!!!
PJ, Peter & Chris the bff>>>> Another smoking HOT pic!
Here are two ILOVEZEREN blog readers. Z met them in SOBE. Tom & Stevie!! They are from Boston.
White Cowboy is Roger! He is Tom's friend. OH BOY! Boston boys know how to have FUN!!!!
The last picture but the BEST! Dan, Andrew & Steve____ You fill the blank !!!!!! LOL 10 THINGS ABOUT CHRIS the BFF! LOL!!
OH LA LA! What do you think?!! Of course Z would do a special posting for his bff!! You ALL wanna know more about Chris the bff! Here are 10 things about MY bff!
1) HE LOVES MIRRORS-- Chris the bff has a different relationship with mirrors. Swear to GOD!
Z thinks Chris the bff loves mirrors more than Z. 
Whenever He sees a mirror, he checks himself! First from front and left and right! Z believes if Chris the bff doesn't see a mirror once in an hour he would die! GOD FORBID!!
2) HE IS OBSESSED WITH HIS OUTFITS-- Clothes are very important for Chris the bff. His look must be perfect! His style is the less is the better. Sometimes underwear could be his entire outfit. How about buttondown shirts?! He hates those buttons and he never buttons them all! The half way is open. Well! Since he has a great torso who could blame him!
3) HIS FAVORITE TASTE IS BLUEBERRY-- Chris the bff loves blueberry . Everything must be with blueberry taste. Water, coffee, vodka even his condom LOL!
4) SO CLEAN & ORGANIZED---Chris the bff is one of the cleanest person Z ever met. He is also so organized. His apartment is so tidy and impeccable. It can make you think why you are not like that. How about his car?! It is always so clean, sometime Z wants clean the seat before he leaves the car. In his apartment everything has their own drawer label. Socks, underwear, shirts, porn DVDs and his adult toys are organized by size and colors! LOL
5) HE IS MARRIED WITH COLOR BLUE--
OMG! Chris the bff could wear blue from head to toe! He loves loves BLUE! Well apparently his blue eyes match with color blue perfectly. But there is BIG rumor going on, that Chris the bff is leaning towards color PINK which is Z's signature collor. Z would be honored if Chris the bff steals Z's fav. color.-:):)
6) GYM IS HIS 2ND HOME-- BFFs see each other every m
orning at the gym (almost!) There is always a rumor, they don't do anything but laughing and chatting at the gym. That is totally NOT true!!!! Considering how cute BFFs look! Chris the bff is dedicated to the gym. He works out hard. Well! Z makes him laugh hard too! Z is putting an end to all these gossip NOW!.Z says “We do work out at the gym and we do GOSSIP as well! GET USED TO IT"
7) HE WEARS BRACES-- Chris the bff wears braces. Since he is a perfectionist. He wants his teeth like pearls! He is so brave about it. Braces do not even bother him at all. Even he went to a custome party in UGLY BETTY outfit. He was the Betty Suarez!! Well! For Z he is the Chris Suarez! LOL!
8) HE LOVES ITALIAN--Chris the bff loves Italian.He eats only Italian food (and boys) He enjoys them so much!! LOL
9) HE IS INFATUATED WITH FREEMASONS--Chris the bff loves dancing. His fav. Dj is FREEMASONS. Whenever he is in a bad mood, Z plays a song from freemasons. That would make him happy! Any song form Freemasons make him get his groove back!
10) HE LOVES HIS ADOPTED BROTHER Z--
Brothers love each other. There is no doubt they are perfect bffs! Z & Chris the bff are very well coordinated! If someone told you if they were real brothers you would definitely believe it.
Chris the bff loves Z!!!
More importanly Z adores his bff! HAPPY B-DAY CHRIS the BFF!
Click here 2 see Chris the bff's xmas present to Z
And also see Chris the bff & Z's slumber party pics
A STAR WAS BORN TODAY!
WELL WELL! Today! A star was born! Z's bff Chris is celebrating his b-day today. Z & Chris the bff were separated from birth. One day brothers found each other at NYSC. It was NOT love at 1st sight. They both looked each other said "this guy is a snob" After a while brothers realized their personality exactly the same. They were bounded with glue, since then they don't separate. Chris the bff has a beautiful heart (as beautiful as his face) Forget about his look! His personality is rare to find. Z loves his bff. Tonite Chris the bff is having his b-day at newly renovated apartment. Don't even call or email Z to get in guest list. Guest list has been already close. Chris the bff is in charge of his guest list (even though Z is the boss LOL!) Well considering how popular Chris the bff is! It should not be a surprise! HAPPY B-DAY MY PRECIOUS BFF!! Kiss Kiss!
POOL PARTY @ WP 08 SOUTH BEACH
OH LA LA! What a amazing party! Fabulous decoration! Thousand gay boys ( and fag-hags) were at SOBE this weekend! Best Winter Party ever!!!
Crowd was hotter than previous years! Z thought crowd got younger! Pool Party was a BLAST!
Brian the bf & Z are very happy to in South Beach. They ran away from cold weather. Sunny Florida!
Z & Jimmy>> Jimmy was taking cruise after Winter Party. Z is pretty sure , Jimmy is dancing at tea dance while Z is typing !! Jealous!
There were many friends from New York! Z with Peter & Z with Justin!!!
Z with David . David is a friend fro Fire Island. He lives in London.Well Long way to come!But it is totally worth it!! Housemate Chris & Richard>> Having so much!!! This is Housemate Chris's 1st Winter Party, But not the last one!!! 
Well Well! Z told u!!!! Crowd was SMOKING hot!!! Here are some Hotties for u! YUMMMMY!
Z & Dane! Dane listened Z and joined us at the last minute!!! We had great time!
OH BOY! Richard & Micheal are looking GREAT! Sexy picture!!
Here is Travis. He is Z's new friend! He is the sweetiest thing in the world!!
Well Well!! Great group pic!!! Ryan&Paul&Will , Tony& Mark, Brian the bf! Buddiesare in South Beach!
Z, Chris the bff , PJ>>> Another great pic! Chris the bff's friend Scott took this pic. ! Love the angle!
Z is dancing by the pool! FUN FUN!
Pool was full of Hotties!!!! YUMMY! YUMMY!
Here is Neal! Z meet him at October cruise! What a surprise! It was great to see him!
Z & DIVA!!! WELL WELL! Diva wouldn't miss any party! NO KIDDING!
More eye candies!!!!!!! SEXY! SEXY! SEXY!MY SUPER POWERS ARE KFC YUMMY!!!
Hey Stud! My name is FATO-girl! Don't look at me like you are looking at Kristie Alley! Nothing is WRONG with me! I love my body! I feel comfortable in it! I’m gorgeous! I just have LITTLE excessive fat! What is wrong with that?!! The more is the better Darling! Well!! Eating transfat for years gave me super powers! LOVE IT! Who the fuck said transfat is bad for you. I'VE GOT THE POWER honey!
I've so many super powers!! Let’s start with my vagina. It has teeth. Those teeth can get bigger and bite you very bad! And also I use them as bottle opener!
I cannot fly, but I can simply jump onto my enemy. Make him fall down and sit on his face. After settling my asshole on his nose gently (to the left! to the right! OH WOW! Feels good! LOL), I give a good fart! My fart is made of tear gas and also smells like onion dip. OH HONEY! That is a killer!
I don't do drugs. Drugs will kill you. NO! NO! It is very unhealthy!!! Instead I take sleeping pills with laxative. So good! Talking about quick detox! When I wake up I feel much better, even though my bed is full of shit! No worries! I can collect them and make them little bombs! Yeah sweetie! They are explosive hand grenades. Well! here is another super power! My armpit hair are poison ivy!
I can use my boogers as bullets. When I sneeze, my boogers can kill an elephant. Well! FATO-girl can blow things! I can take a deep breath and get my cheeks puffed out! PUSH! PUSH! The breath through my fatty-precious lips can kill my enemy! While blowing I also squeeze my vagina teeth to make crunchy- noises. OH! I forgot to tell my breath smells like anchovies too! LOL!
Here is another super power of mine! I can split my body! OH MY BABY! My two large breasts can stick on you like jellyfish! They can give you terrible pain and sticky moisture! I usually throw one of my breasts on my enemy's lips! WELL DONE! You don't even wanna hear what happens if I split my belly fat! OHHH! You want to !!!! I usually throw my belly fat on my enemy's genital area (cock and balls darling!) Release acidic juice! It melts it! (Just like ice cream!) OOooppps!
Well Stud! I can go on like that! If you keep eating transfat, you will have super powers too. If some offers you shitty healthy food, SCREAM "I cannot believe it is not transfat!! Help FATO-girl" I'll come and rescue you. I'll jump onto that non-sense person. And!!!! You can give me a BIG KISS on one of my buttock cheeks
LUV LIVE DANCE!! Your FATO-girl!
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Z is back from SOUTH BEACH!! PICTURES ARE AMAZING!! STAY TUNED!!!
Breaking NEWS!!!!!........
Z HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!!!! Cops found out immediately who kidnapped Z! This POP-CORN dude took Z by force today early afternoon, because he was so angry Z's posting "DON'T DUDE ME AGAIN". Police have strong evidence that he took Z to South Beach. Witnesses said it was so sudden. Z couldn't do a proper luggage.That's the worst thing could happen a cute gay guy (POOR Z!!!) And also it has been reported that Z got into an argument with kidnapper saying “I cannot go to South Beach without my full set Speedos and beauty kit". POP-CORN dude screamed Z “What the hell fag! This is not a vacation." Brian the bf has been really worried. He is flying to South Beach to find his sweetie this morning. Cops have been working on this case very heavily, since Z is a famous public figure! Cops believe strongly they can find Z by Tuesday! Will keep you posted!!!
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DJ SCOOBY WILL INCREASE YOUR SUGAR LEVEL!
I WAAANTTT CANDY!!! Be ready to do flips! SUGAR RUSH!! Here is a great cd by DJ SCOOBY!Well Well! Start with "Gay boyfriend" Great tea dance song! Whimsical! Z loves new Amy Winehouse remix "B BOY BABY". How about Natasha Bedingfield song? GREAT!!! But Z is fav is "Me Enamora " LOVE LOVE that song! Cd is exactly as its name "SUGAR RUSH" Don't be silly rabbit download now!
SUGAR RUSH by DJ Scooby
1)About You Now (Spencer & Hill Remix) - Sugababes
2) Bleeding Love (Moto Blanco Vocal Club Mix) - Leona Lewis
3) Feedback (Moto Blanco Full Vocal Mix) - Janet Jackson
4) Love Like This (Johnny Vicious Club Mix) - Natasha Bedingfield
5) B Boy Baby (Soul Seekerz Remix) - Mutya Buena ft. Amy Winehouse
6) In My Arms (Chris Lake Vocal Mix) - Kylie Minogue
7) Into The Night (Exacta Remix) - Santana ft. Chad Kroeger
8) Me Enamora (Manny Lopez Elektro Nights Club Mix) - Juanes
9) Save The Best For Last (Almighty 12" Anthem Mix) - Laura Blake
10) The Flame 2008 (Solar City Anniversary Mix) - Erin Hamilton
11) Rush Hour (7th Heaven Remix) - SJB ft. Jane Wiedlin
12) Gay Boyfriend (Shanghai Surprise Remix) - The Hazzards
13) Lollipop (Fred Deakin Club Mix) - Mika
They like me :) :)
Well Well! Atlantis people apparently loved Z & Chris the bff!!! Last October we were at the Atlantis cruise. Photographer wanted to take our pic. Z, Chris the bff & Damien!! We met Damien on the cruise. Apparently They liked this pic and posted their web site in alumni page for upcoming October cruise. Our friend Joe sent this picture to us! Big Thanks to him! Well! Obviously Atlantis people are well aware of Z is cute! Do they know Z is also FUNNY! (Notice Z's bff Chris looks really good too!!!!)
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Click here 2 read Z's "Weekend Guide!"Imagine! They give OSCAR to best blog.Of course Z would get it!
Here is Z's oscar speech!!!!!!!
OMG! OMG! I was not expecting this!!! I have not prepared any speech!! OH GOSH! I'm sooo happy now! You have NO idea!! How many bottle of vodka I had to drink and how many boys I had kiss for this award!!! Seriously!!!! Such a hard work!
My Boyfriend said "You are not going to get a shit! Your blog is obscene!" I really would like to thank my boyfriend Brian for his support! He is a BIG help! I love him! Thank u honey! (Z is waiving to Brian the bf & crying little!)
I'm honored to be included in such a talented group who I was nominated with! GEE! I beat that fatty Perez Hilton! OOoopps! (Z pretends to be surprised.) I didn't realize, Perez was here! Sorry Perez! My English is limited! I meant hefty or chubby! Sorry!!! OOoopps! Whatever! (Z smiles devilishly!)
I would like to thank my bff ! Chris! He has been so supportive too! Although Chris the bff checks my blog only to see if his pictures are cute & sexy enough! (Z smiles devilishly again!)
I wanna thank my hair dressers Eddie & Bengie! And my facial person Carmelita! She is the best! Carmelita Darling! This is FOR YOU! No one!!! No one can squeeze my black heads as good as you (Z pretends like he is gonna cry! like Joan Crawford way!) My house keeper Winfred! Thank to you too!
Before horrible music starts! I would like to take a moment and remind all of you regarding big epidemic! This epidemic is serious! “Early Coming while having sex!" It is a HUGE problem in USA between gay & straight males! I have been volunteering and raising money for them for years! My charity created new masturbation techniques for them. (Everyone is laughing, but Z is serious!) Please! Please! Stop early coming! So many families broke up for this reason!
(Music starts!) NO! NO! I have 43 more people to thank! Stop this terrible music!
My foot massager Akiko! My handsome pizza delivery person Eduardo! He is such a hottie YUM! My favorite manicure pedicure person Fanny Loo! My personal bartender Dimitri! My personal go-go boy Fabio! My waxing person Felicita! My favorite FAG-HAG Galina!
THANK U! THANK U!!! Keep stalking Z!!!!....... (Music continues!)
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HAPPY B-DAY MIKE!
Today, Z's friend and ex-co-worker Mike's b-day! We all will be celebrating his b-day at HAPPY HOUR. Chelsea Hottie is having his b-day with bIg group friends at one of Chelsea bar! HELL! YEAH! Z will be there. There is no doubt Mike's party will be so much FUN! Mike recently went back to school to study design! Z is so sure, in couple of years Mike will be in Project Runway.You all will see his talent! Z wishes Mike HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
WEST MOVED TO EAST!!!-:)
WELL WELL! Last Saturday West moved to East. Z's good friend Tim (aka DJ TimO) surprisingly decided doing his bday party at Eastern Bloc. It was a great idea! So all West side boys went to east side for the party. Here is a great picture! Tim & his boyfriend Jeff. They look sooo cute together! OH!!! Notice Tim's t-shirt! Even though it was his b-day. He feels still young. Well!!! Mid 30 is new 21!!!!!
Tim & his bff Francois>>> Of course! Tim's bff Francois didn't miss the party. BFF's seemed to have so much FUN! 
Z, Dan & Rich>>> All nite Z ran after Dan to take a pic of him. Finally!!! Z had to beg him to get the shot. It turned out! Dan is the best looking in this picture. Although Z and Rich look smiley & happy!! :) :) :)
Z & Mark >>> Well! Z is jealous! Mark told Z. He is going to October cruise again. We all had so much fun! Z wishes Z could go with him!! OH!!! Notice!! Z's new T-shirt. It is new merchandise of DJ TimO. Of course Z was promoting his FAV DJ's merchandise! -:) :) :)
