HANKY CODES!
Before Z's time apparently hanky codes were very popular! BOY! There are so many hanky codes!! Z's picked the funniest ones! This might be very useful for this weekend! Well! Unless you wanna hook up with scat top or bestiality bottom ! LOL!
Bondage top /GREY /Fit to be tied!
Wants head /LIGHT BLUE/ Cocksucker
Cock & ball torturer/TEAL BLUE/Cock & ball torturee
2 handed fist fucker/DARK RED/2 handed fist fuckee
Shaver/RED/WHITE STRIPE/Shavee
Top 4 outdoor sex/MOSQUITO NETTING/Bottom 4 outdoor sex
Cuts/MAROON/Bleeds
Dildo fucker /LIGHT PINK /Dildo fuckee
Tit torturer/DARK PINK /Tit torturee
Suck my pits/ MAGENTA/Armpit freak
Spits gob /PALE YELLOW/Drool crazy
Hung 9" or more/MUSTARD/Wants a big one
A Cowboy/RUST/His horse
Hustler (4 rent)/ KELLY GREEN/John (looking 2 buy)
Rimmer/BEIGE/Rimmee
Scat top /BROWN/ Scat bottom
Latex fetish top/CHARCOAL/Latex fetish bottom
Cums in scumbags/ CREAM/Sucks it out
Dog Trainer/DOG LEASH/ Dog boy
Bestiality Top/ FUR /Bestiality Bottom
Stinks/KLEENEX/Sniffs
Dines Off Tricks/LIME GREEN/Dinner Plate
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LAUGH TILL YOU FART!
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BOYS WILL GO BLACK! NEW DJ TimO CD
GET READY!!! Next Weekend all boys will be in black. But!! before then DJ TimO new cd will get you in BLACK PARTY spirit. It is a BRILL ANT cd. CD has slight black paty darkness and at the same time very DJ TimO style.Start with "I feel for you"! It is an amazing remix. Z's favorite song is " Pocket Full of Shine" Natasha Bedingfiled. LOVE LOVE that song! Well! there is one song!!! Z is sure, everyone knows from 80's. "Change" Tears for Fears! Now that song is in this cd! With new version of OFFER NISSIM remix! And also new Britney Remix lighte
ns up the cd!!!! Z's other fav. song is "Vivi Per Lei"Tony Moran remix! As Z said this CD is BRILLIANTLY well done! Well! Boys Let's get black with DJ TimO's new cd
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Black Party 2008--by DJ TimO
1) I'm In Love (Original Club Mix)- Offer Nissim feat. Maya
2) Besito Pa Ti (Rosabel's Chusma Dub)- La Lupe
10 Hilarious Masturbation Techniques
OOPPPSSS! Z did it again! Everyone has their own way to spank the monkey! Whatever it is, it sounds so normal to you. Well! Z is giving you 10 hilarious masturbation techniques that you are going to LOVE it.Lets spank the monkey!
Buy a nice looking teddy bear or stuffed animal which you are attracted to. Cut a hole at the bottom of teddy bear...no too big... not too small, so you can feel the friction. Then lubricate the hole. What are you waiting for??? Fuck the teddy bear!!!! You are going to be in love with your handsome teddy!. You will keep him around all the time, and make sure name your teddy bear as well. (it feels more intimate)
This is hand free method where you can surf the Internet for porn while getting your dick sucked and vibrated at he same time. The whole idea is to get your penis in the suction hole of the vacuum cleaner. Take a roll of paper and insert your penis. Place vacuum at other end. Make sure use lub for easy slip! Turn on vacuum! Here you go! Do this when you are home by yourself! It is hard to hear anything or anyone when the vacuum is at full throttle. I do this when I clean my customers houses , I came so many times in their vacuum. LOL! OH!!! Make sure cut all your cupid hair before!! If you get your cupid hair caught, it hurts soo bad!! (Use ur Brazilian wax kit LOL)
3) ANAL ICE CUBE INSERTION--- Created by Icey-Butt Man
I make my own bread and have discovered that half-kneaded bread dough makes an excellent bottom partner. I make a hole in the dough, lube it with olive oil then stick my penis in and fuck& fuck! OOOOHHH! I fuck the bread until I come. I also masturbate with a half baked loaf, in which I make a hole and insert a plastic bag. I take this to bed with me and fuck it before I go to sleep. In the morning, I fuck it again! I'm in loveee!!!!
5) CUCUMBER PENETRATION-- Created by Farmer's Boy

Farmer's boy says>>>
7) AWESOME PEPERONI STICKS---Create by Pizza Delivery Boy
sturbation trick. Get pepperoni stick, you know those ones that come in a pack of 2o. Anyways soak it in hot water until it get warm then put some lube on and slowly put it in your ass. Go as fast or slow you like, leave it in and keep rubbing your dick till you blow. I'm NOT gay!!! I just like the feeling! It feels AMAZING! OH!! Hot dog also works!8) BUBBLE WRAP HEAVEN--- Created by
Simply buy BUBBLE WRAP and cut in a 1 foot square. Fold it over (bubbles to the inside), Lubricate with petroleum jelly, and secure LOVE POCKET with bobbie pins or paper clips. Keep in your dominant hand. Get your erection and start jerking off. I have discovered this recently. I'm 40 years old and my meat cannot resist this. I wish I discovered this earlier!!! I cross dress also, so panties, bras and stocking intensify the experience for me....:)
9) PLUNGER BUTT ANAL-- Created by Bigholeplumber
Find a handsome toilet plunger and wrap around the end of the handle as thick as you want in your anus. Put a condom on it and lube yourself up. (You wanna get help from poppers too) Stick the plunger onto a wall at a low height and back yourself into it on your knees, then imagine whoever you want, doing you from behind. LOL
10) POOR MAN'S FLESHLIGHT--Created by Canyoumakemecome
Canyoumakemecome says>>
This device feels so amazing, just like a thigh ass. And if you do it right, it even creates a small vacuum. First get a water bottle (500ml.),
and cut the top off where the spout is, removing the taper (so you get a cylinder) then put a sock inside, all the way to the bottom. Pull the sock around edge, so you should have a hole in the middle. Put another sock inside this and make sure you have enough room for your penis (it will be very tight) Put a plastic baggie inside of this sock, pour in your lube, and pump away. GO! GO! As fast as you can!!!TREND ALERT!!!!
Well! Well! Trend started couple years ago with BORAT! First It was a gross joke! Everyone hated it! Borat Sling Thong! Borat has worn it with his yikey body hair! Now it is the biggest trend for summer 08!!
All of a sudden John Mayer brought it back! In a way he looked hot! Sling Thong makes ur dick look bigger & better. It is like Victoria's Secret push-up bra! Notice John Mayer balls! LOL
All of a sudden! Straight dudes love the trend! Fashionably they accessorized it with bandanna! Well! This dude apparently was wearing first time and could not handle push-up sling thong and little bit wet himself! LOL
Z notice !all the HOT guys are following this trend! It goes well with beer as well! HOT HOT HOT!!! Notice his tan line! LOL. Z cannot wait when this trend hit the Fire Island!!!!! Wouldn't Hilarious!!!!
Cheetah Truster Thong!! Meoowww!!

Easy access zipper Thong!! Wooowww!!
Pouchless Thong!!! Ehhhwwww!!!Click here to read " 10 things to do before gay cruise"
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HEEWWW! IT IS HOTTT!
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FUNNIEST EVITE RESPONDS!
Over the years Z attended so many parties and saw so many evites! Really good ones and really crappy ones! Some of the responds made Z laugh a lot! Think about what you all were doing before evite. Z doesn't know!!! Well! Z wasn't born that time!! Z did an extensive search for you anddd here are funniest evite responds
>> I have one word for you " NO"
>> Well! Let's cut to the chase! If you guarantee I will get fucked! Sure I will come!
>> I know!!! I'm invited you two fatties party because I'm gorgeous!
>> I hate the b-day boy. I'm coming to fill up the space
>> AGAIN!!!! Are we supposed to celebrate your birthday every year?!!!
>> Not to show off, but I have a better party to go
>> Looking forward to joining you guys in the bed
>> Would it be OK if I bring my dog? I'm in a monogamous relationship with him.
>>I'll be there to spend time with you losers!
>> I'm interested in carpooling!
>> Do me a kindness and don't invite me again!!!
>> Sounds great! Hope! I won't see you at your party!
>> I got waxed and lubed! HONEY! I'm READY!
>> Yeah Yeah! Catering had better be good this time! Last year it sucked!!
>> No! I can't make it! I will pass away by then!!
>> Will I get barfed on again??!! If so, I'm in.
>>Is everyone at this party turning 50? As a 23 year old, I don't know if I'll feel comfortable with all these old gay guys staring at me. But I will come.
>> OH NO! I'm changing my respond! I thought you guys were some else! I'm coming to your party! Love you guys! I hated the other guys!
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Z SIZED UP!!!
BREAKING>>>> Z ALWAYS WEARS SIZE 0 (petite) womens pants. Today Z went shopping and bought a SIZE 1 (petite) womans pant. Z OFFICIALLY SIZED UP!!! OOOHH NOOO!!!! Time for summer diet!! Click here for Z's quick result diet!!!
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HAPPY B-DAY DAN!
Well! Today is Z's friend Dan's birthday. Dan is celebrating his b-day at a Hell's Kitchen bar with 40 HOT gay guys. Chelsea Hottie made an interesting choice and picked an HK spot. We all feel lucky to be invited to his b-day Not that Z wanna reveal his age, but his evite came with "one year- close-to - 40" title.Well! You do the math! LOL! If you were as handsome as Dan, you wouldn't care your age either.( but sorry you are NOT!) And BOYS! He is single too! So it might be your lucky nite! Needless! Z wishes Dan HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Z definitely will be at Dan's b-day! Wouldn't miss it!
MY BFF GOT OLDER!!! LOL!
Well Well! Z's precious bff got older! Chris the bff had a BIG b-day party at his newly renovated apartment! Party was WELL DONE. Bff hired even a tarot reader! FUN FUN FUN! Of course Z gave Chris the bff his signature BIG KISS!
Chris the bff & PJ>>> Everyone loved the apartment. PJ renovated all place by himself! Well Chris the bff is VERY lucky to have PJ!! BTW--Love bff's t-shirt !!!!


Chris the bff & Mark>>>> Here is Chris the bff's good friend Mark ! Cute picture!!
Joe, Chris the bff & Allen>>>> This picture is sooo cute. Z thinks this is the best pic of the nite! Three of them look the best!
Luke, David & Z>>>> OH LA LA! Finally Luke introduced his new bf! David is sooo sweet! GOOD CATCH LUKE!
Andy & Ron>>>> LOL LOL! Picture is very cute! Z couldn't resist to caption it!!



John & Joe>>> Joe didn't miss his bff's b-day either. Z took a pic. while he was chatting with John!
Apparently! Other sleepy one was Ron! LOL
Luke & Ron>> >Ron says " Luke is MY favorite brother-in law" Well Considering He has so many brother in laws!! It is a BIG statement! They are both so much FUN!
That was a surprise!! Usually Z gives BIG KISS to boys! This time Paul made a surprise and gave Z a BIG KISS! Thank u PAUL!
WELL WELL! Ron is a runner up for bff considering how funny & witty he is!! It makes him a greta bff material! LOL And also Ron & Chris the bff look a like. Z might have two bffs! Will see! LOL LOL! So Ron got Z's signature BIG KISS too!
NOW! Z understands Britney! Everyone wants to have a piece of Z too! NEEDLESS! Love this pic!!SCROLL DOWN FOR 10 THINGS ABOUT CHRIS THE BFF!
YOU'D BETTER ZIP IT!!!!!!
After seeing Z's blog, you cannot stop talking about it!!!
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Winter Party 08--the best one ever!!!
Well Well!! It was the best Winter Party ever. Crowd was AMAZING! Everyone was so friendly! Even fag-hags seemed so nice to Z! ( SHOCKING LOL!)
Here is Z's sexy bf Brian! HOT PIC! HUH!
Brian the bf,Dan, Steve & Z>>> We are still talking how much FUN winter party was !!!
Great group pic! PJ, Chris the bff,Brian the bf, Richard & Z. We all had great time in South Beach

Here is Z's cruise body Denis! He is so much fun! (AND SEXY!)
LOVE LOVE this pic! Dan, Housemate Chris & Brian the bf!
Of course Z went to Winter Party with his bff! Bffs had so much FUN. They def. wanna go back next year!!
Z's is neighbor Rob! Rob lives in the same building with Z. Cute pic! HUH!
Z's fire island friend Chris!
Eric & Ryan>>>> They are looking HOT!!!!!10 THINGS ABOUT CHRIS the BFF! LOL!!
OH LA LA! What do you think?!! Of course Z would do a special posting for his bff!! You ALL wanna know more about Chris the bff! Here are 10 things about MY bff!
1) HE LOVES MIRRORS-- Chris the bff has a different relationship with mirrors. Swear to GOD!
Z thinks Chris the bff loves mirrors more than Z.
Whenever He sees a mirror, he checks himself! First from front and left and right! Z believes if Chris the bff doesn't see a mirror once in an hour he would die! GOD FORBID!!
2) HE IS OBSESSED WITH HIS OUTFITS-- Clothes are very important for Chris the bff. His look must be perfect! His style is the less is the better. Sometimes underwear could be his entire outfit. How about buttondown shirts?! He hates those buttons and he never buttons them all! The half way is open. Well! Since he has a great torso who could blame him!
3) HIS FAVORITE TASTE IS BLUEBERRY-- Chris the bff loves blueberry . Everything must be with blueberry taste. Water, coffee, vodka even his condom LOL!
4) SO CLEAN & ORGANIZED---Chris the bff is one of the cleanest person Z ever met. He is also so organized. His apartment is so tidy and impeccable. It can make you think why you are not like that. How about his car?! It is always so clean, sometime Z wants clean the seat before he leaves the car. In his apartment everything has their own drawer label. Socks, underwear, shirts, porn DVDs and his adult toys are organized by size and colors! LOL
5) HE IS MARRIED WITH COLOR BLUE--
OMG! Chris the bff could wear blue from head to toe! He loves loves BLUE! Well apparently his blue eyes match with color blue perfectly. But there is BIG rumor going on, that Chris the bff is leaning towards color PINK which is Z's signature collor. Z would be honored if Chris the bff steals Z's fav. color.-:):)
6) GYM IS HIS 2ND HOME-- BFFs see each other every m
orning at the gym (almost!) There is always a rumor, they don't do anything but laughing and chatting at the gym. That is totally NOT true!!!! Considering how cute BFFs look! Chris the bff is dedicated to the gym. He works out hard. Well! Z makes him laugh hard too! Z is putting an end to all these gossip NOW!.Z says “We do work out at the gym and we do GOSSIP as well! GET USED TO IT"
7) HE WEARS BRACES-- Chris the bff wears braces. Since he is a perfectionist. He wants his teeth like pearls! He is so brave about it. Braces do not even bother him at all. Even he went to a custome party in UGLY BETTY outfit. He was the Betty Suarez!! Well! For Z he is the Chris Suarez! LOL!
8) HE LOVES ITALIAN--Chris the bff loves Italian.He eats only Italian food (and boys) He enjoys them so much!! LOL
9) HE IS INFATUATED WITH FREEMASONS--Chris the bff loves dancing. His fav. Dj is FREEMASONS. Whenever he is in a bad mood, Z plays a song from freemasons. That would make him happy! Any song form Freemasons make him get his groove back!
10) HE LOVES HIS ADOPTED BROTHER Z--
Brothers love each other. There is no doubt they are perfect bffs! Z & Chris the bff are very well coordinated! If someone told you if they were real brothers you would definitely believe it.
Chris the bff loves Z!!!
More importanly Z adores his bff! HAPPY B-DAY CHRIS the BFF!
Click here 2 see Chris the bff's xmas present to Z
And also see Chris the bff & Z's slumber party pics
A STAR WAS BORN TODAY!
WELL WELL! Today! A star was born! Z's bff Chris is celebrating his b-day today. Z & Chris the bff were separated from birth. One day brothers found each other at NYSC. It was NOT love at 1st sight. They both looked each other said "this guy is a snob" After a while brothers realized their personality exactly the same. They were bounded with glue, since then they don't separate. Chris the bff has a beautiful heart (as beautiful as his face) Forget about his look! His personality is rare to find. Z loves his bff. Tonite Chris the bff is having his b-day at newly renovated apartment. Don't even call or email Z to get in guest list. Guest list has been already close. Chris the bff is in charge of his guest list (even though Z is the boss LOL!) Well considering how popular Chris the bff is! It should not be a surprise! HAPPY B-DAY MY PRECIOUS BFF!! Kiss Kiss!
POOL PARTY @ WP 08 SOUTH BEACH
OH LA LA! What a amazing party! Fabulous decoration! Thousand gay boys ( and fag-hags) were at SOBE this weekend! Best Winter Party ever!!!
Crowd was hotter than previous years! Z thought crowd got younger! Pool Party was a BLAST!
Brian the bf & Z are very happy to in South Beach. They ran away from cold weather. Sunny Florida!
Z & Jimmy>> Jimmy was taking cruise after Winter Party. Z is pretty sure , Jimmy is dancing at tea dance while Z is typing !! Jealous!























Well Well!
OH BOY! Richard & Micheal are looking GREAT! Sexy picture!!