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Z's GOOD Friends didn't do anything! They were just HORNY!!!

Well Well! Z's GOOD friends have been under a lot of stress recently!! Z loves McGreevey & Spitzer. They didn't do anything wrong! They just followed their COCK's voice! HORNY HORNY!! It could happen anyone!!! Z's ex-longterm closeted friend McGreevey had really bad times couple year ago! Mr GAY America admitted he had been dating with guys on the side. I was so SORRY for him at first. Who can blame him with that messy wife. Recently Z's good friend McGreevey put a gay touch on his story! THREESOME! OMG!!! HOW FAGGY!! They have been having threesome all along. There is nothing wrong with that. All Manhattan is having threesome too! We are New Yorkers! We are so used to these kind of things. Well! How about Z's good friend Spitzer. He just wanted to eat different pussies! He had so much money he just prefer to buy it! Z doesn't understand how come people say bad things about him. Z heard that whore who Z's friend hired many many times has magical pussy! She made Spitzer addicted to her pussy! She made him crazy about her vagina! Spitzer was NOT thinking clearly. He was thinking with his cock, not with his brain! Well! It is not Spitzer's fault. Instead of accusing Z's friend Spitzer, they should arrest that Mrs smelly- Pussy! ( Well! Z always says "Don't eat fishy pussy! Eat only willy "LOL) Z wishes Spitzer and Mcgrevey good luck with their new life! Hope they will have happier than ever!!! Z gave both of them his signature BIG KISS!! Muah! Muah!!!
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A FOUR LETTER WORD!

Well Well! Last Friday Z's friend Jesse Archer had his movie's NYC premier. A FOUR LETTER WORD! Movie is hilarious! Completely well done! After movie screening Jesse Archer had a BIG party at HK Bar. BOYS!!! You have to see this movie. Z highly recommends

Brian the bf, Scott & Chad>>> Scott & Chad did make-up for the movie. They are also Z & Brian the bf's neighbor. They did an amazing job with make-up. Make up theme is GLITTER! Talking about gay movie!:):)

Z & Jesse Archer>> It is a big achievement. Jesse's movie is BIG success.Z is so happy for Jesse!

Jesse & Dan>> Dan is Jesse's bff. They always have fun together!

Dan, Scott, Bam Bam, & Anita Private>> Dan is posing for Jesse! LOL! OH! Bam Bam is Jesse's sexy bf!

Brian the bf & Z>> It was a great party! Everyone were laughing and gigling! OH!! Did Z tell u?!! It was an open bar!! LOL

Chad, Kasper & Brian the bf>>> Casper is the director of movie. Everyone was talking about what a great job he did!! Congrats!!

Scott & Anita Private>>> Well!! Open Bar!!!! Vodka was the new water that nite.They both seem to have so much FUN!

Dan is with Virgina Bryan. She is one of the cast member. She did AMAZING job! Well! As Z said you MUST see the movie! It is so Manhattan gay life!!!

Z & John>>> John is Z's new friend! He is so cute!!!

Last but the best! Everyone will remember this HOT bartender from fire island! Well! Long time No see! He reminded Z how close summer is!!!!

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Leather Daddy's to do list!!!!

Well! Well! Z did it AGAINNN! Z is revealing Leather Daddy's 2 do list! Z's Leather Daddy is going to Black Party this weekend! Of course he is so excited!! He is planing to have at least 3 intercourse in the dark room.Preparation to this party is big job! Lets see!! what he is up to!!

* Give a good shine to stainless steel cock ring!
* I wanna do "red" theme on my nipples this year.
Buy 4 red clothes pins
* Tidy up Dungeon!!!
* Stop taking shower two weeks prior to Black Party
* Half hour before you leave the apartment, Look at the mirror and insult yourself minimum 20 minutes! ( You are a piece of shit! You are sissy! You deserved to drink ur own pee!)
* Give urself 100 whips on your ass and try bareback chaps. Make sure ur butt is fashionably pink!
* Bulk up bondage.!!! Buy minimum 6 boxes
* Give 50 electro shocks to each armpit
* Duck Tape ice cubes on your nipples! Give them nice stimulation and make them chunky
* Shave your head, but do not shave ur body! Hopefully lucky guy will give me a full body shave tonite
* Check out browned-eye willy! Get it ready for rimming
* Right before U leave the house!! Check yourself at the miror again!! Admire how disgusting you are!!!!

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OUT, PROUD, PREGNANT!!!

CONGRATS!!!! First time a man got pregnant! Female to male Thomas Beatie will give birth in couple months!! Well! Homophobic got mad!!! Who care those dummies! Thomas, who transitioned from female to male, decided not to remove his reproductive organs and stopped taking testosterone injections so he could become pregnant after learning his wife, Nancy, couldn't carry a child. Thomas and his wife are expecting a baby girl in July!!! Z is so proud of Thomas. Another achievement against to homophobia! (OH WOW!!!) Thomas & Nancy will bere great parents to litlle baby!. Maybe Z should get pregnant too!!! LOL!(OH! That is not bad idea!!)) Stay tuned!!!!!
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HANKY CODES!

Before Z's time apparently hanky codes were very popular! BOY! There are so many hanky codes!! Z's picked the funniest ones! This might be very useful for this weekend! Well! Unless you wanna hook up with scat top or bestiality bottom ! LOL!

LEFT// COLOR// RIGHT
Bondage top /GREY /Fit to be tied!
Wants head /LIGHT BLUE/ Cocksucker
Cock & ball torturer/TEAL BLUE/Cock & ball torturee
2 handed fist fucker/DARK RED/2 handed fist fuckee
Shaver/RED/WHITE STRIPE/Shavee
Top 4 outdoor sex/MOSQUITO NETTING/Bottom 4 outdoor sex
Cuts/MAROON/Bleeds
Dildo fucker /LIGHT PINK /Dildo fuckee
Tit torturer/DARK PINK /Tit torturee
Suck my pits/ MAGENTA/Armpit freak
Spits gob /PALE YELLOW/Drool crazy
Hung 9" or more/MUSTARD/Wants a big one
A Cowboy/RUST/His horse
Hustler (4 rent)/ KELLY GREEN/John (looking 2 buy)
Rimmer/BEIGE/Rimmee
Scat top /BROWN/ Scat bottom
Latex fetish top/CHARCOAL/Latex fetish bottom
Cums in scumbags/ CREAM/Sucks it out
Dog Trainer/DOG LEASH/ Dog boy
Bestiality Top/ FUR /Bestiality Bottom
Stinks/KLEENEX/Sniffs
Dines Off Tricks/LIME GREEN/Dinner Plate

Gives Motor Oil Massage/HAND WIPE/Wears It Well

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HAPPY EASTER!!!

Well! Z's easter bunny is SEXY! Not one of those stupid ones!
HAPPY EASTER!

BOYS WILL GO BLACK! NEW DJ TimO CD

GET READY!!! Next Weekend all boys will be in black. But!! before then DJ TimO new cd will get you in BLACK PARTY spirit. It is a BRILL ANT cd. CD has slight black paty darkness and at the same time very DJ TimO style.Start with "I feel for you"! It is an amazing remix. Z's favorite song is " Pocket Full of Shine" Natasha Bedingfiled. LOVE LOVE that song! Well! there is one song!!! Z is sure, everyone knows from 80's. "Change" Tears for Fears! Now that song is in this cd! With new version of OFFER NISSIM remix! And also new Britney Remix lightens up the cd!!!! Z's other fav. song is "Vivi Per Lei"Tony Moran remix! As Z said this CD is BRILLIANTLY well done! Well! Boys Let's get black with DJ TimO's new cd
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Black Party 2008--by DJ TimO
1) I'm In Love (Original Club Mix)- Offer Nissim feat. Maya
2) Besito Pa Ti (Rosabel's Chusma Dub)- La Lupe

3) Empower! (Alexander & Mark Vdh Mix)- Barry Huffine feat. Kareema Castro

4) You Got The Love (Wayne G Circuit Anthem Mix)- The Source feat.Candi Stanton

5) I'm A Fire (Ranny's Big Room Mix)- Donna Summer

6) Break The Ice (Edson Pride Fire Mix)- Britney Spears

7) Pocket Full of Sunshine (Johnny Vicious Warehouse Mix)- Natasha Bedingfield

8) Change (Original Mix)- Offer Nissim

9) Dance Like There's No Tomorrow (Soul Seekerz Club Mix)- Paula Abdul

10) I Feel For You (Rosabel's Vox Club Mix)- John Kano Project feat. Gia

11) Vivo Per Lei (Tony Moran Mix)- Angelo Venuto feat. Reina

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10 Hilarious Masturbation Techniques

OOPPPSSS! Z did it again! Everyone has their own way to spank the monkey! Whatever it is, it sounds so normal to you. Well! Z is giving you 10 hilarious masturbation techniques that you are going to LOVE it.Lets spank the monkey!

1) TEDDY BEAR LOVE-- Created by Stuffed Hunk!

Stuffed Hunk says>>
Buy a nice looking teddy bear or stuffed animal which you are attracted to. Cut a hole at the bottom of teddy bear...no too big... not too small, so you can feel the friction. Then lubricate the hole. What are you waiting for??? Fuck the teddy bear!!!! You are going to be in love with your handsome teddy!. You will keep him around all the time, and make sure name your teddy bear as well. (it feels more intimate)

2) VACUUM CLEANER-- Created by Kinky Houseboy

Kinky Houseboy says>>
This is hand free method where you can surf the Internet for porn while getting your dick sucked and vibrated at he same time. The whole idea is to get your penis in the suction hole of the vacuum cleaner. Take a roll of paper and insert your penis. Place vacuum at other end. Make sure use lub for easy slip! Turn on vacuum! Here you go! Do this when you are home by yourself! It is hard to hear anything or anyone when the vacuum is at full throttle. I do this when I clean my customers houses , I came so many times in their vacuum. LOL! OH!!! Make sure cut all your cupid hair before!! If you get your cupid hair caught, it hurts soo bad!! (Use ur Brazilian wax kit LOL)
3) ANAL ICE CUBE INSERTION--- Created by Icey-Butt Man

Icey-Butt Man says>>

I just recently got into anal masturbation. This will sound so strange but it feels unbelievable. One day I went around my house looking for something to use. I went to my room and got a condom and filled it water then put it in freezer. After it is frozen, I lubed it up the condom with baby oil and slowly inserted it into my anus then started jerking off. The feeling of a frozen dildo was AMAZING! Don't get ne wrong I have been ALWAYS a top, it is just a recent thing!

4) SREWING BREAD---- Created by Pantry Slut!

Pantry Slut says>>
I make my own bread and have discovered that half-kneaded bread dough makes an excellent bottom partner. I make a hole in the dough, lube it with olive oil then stick my penis in and fuck& fuck! OOOOHHH! I fuck the bread until I come. I also masturbate with a half baked loaf, in which I make a hole and insert a plastic bag. I take this to bed with me and fuck it before I go to sleep. In the morning, I fuck it again! I'm in loveee!!!!
5) CUCUMBER PENETRATION-- Created by Farmer's Boy
Farmer's boy says>>>

Get a big size cucumber. Cut the end off! Use a spoon to scoop out the inside of the cucumber to roughly the size of your dick when it is erect. Next! Poke a hole in the top of the cucumber to control suction! LOL And then microwave the cucumber for 30-45 second to warm it up and make sure it is not too hot or you will burn your penis! LOL ! Slid your dick inside! GO HORNDOG GO!

6) BANANNA PEEL--Created by Mr. Banana Split

Mr. Banana Split says>>

Take a large banana, eat it! Good protein HUH! Wrap the peel around your dick and duck tape it, so it won't rip apart when you stroke. You may also want to leave a half to an inch of edible banana in the bottom. It gives you great imitation of bare back ass and also CHEAP! If you have a small cock, (GOD FORBID!!) use a smaller banana
7) AWESOME PEPERONI STICKS---Create by Pizza Delivery Boy

Pizza Delivery Boy says>>

This is an awesome anal masturbation trick. Get pepperoni stick, you know those ones that come in a pack of 2o. Anyways soak it in hot water until it get warm then put some lube on and slowly put it in your ass. Go as fast or slow you like, leave it in and keep rubbing your dick till you blow. I'm NOT gay!!! I just like the feeling! It feels AMAZING! OH!! Hot dog also works!
8) BUBBLE WRAP HEAVEN--- Created by

Bubblyfucker

Bubblyfucker says>>
Simply buy BUBBLE WRAP and cut in a 1 foot square. Fold it over (bubbles to the inside), Lubricate with petroleum jelly, and secure LOVE POCKET with bobbie pins or paper clips. Keep in your dominant hand. Get your erection and start jerking off. I have discovered this recently. I'm 40 years old and my meat cannot resist this. I wish I discovered this earlier!!! I cross dress also, so panties, bras and stocking intensify the experience for me....:)
9) PLUNGER BUTT ANAL-- Created by Bigholeplumber

Bigholeplumber says>>
Find a handsome toilet plunger and wrap around the end of the handle as thick as you want in your anus. Put a condom on it and lube yourself up. (You wanna get help from poppers too) Stick the plunger onto a wall at a low height and back yourself into it on your knees, then imagine whoever you want, doing you from behind. LOL
10) POOR MAN'S FLESHLIGHT--Created by Canyoumakemecome
Canyoumakemecome says>>
This device feels so amazing, just like a thigh ass. And if you do it right, it even creates a small vacuum. First get a water bottle (500ml.),

and cut the top off where the spout is, removing the taper (so you get a cylinder) then put a sock inside, all the way to the bottom. Pull the sock around edge, so you should have a hole in the middle. Put another sock inside this and make sure you have enough room for your penis (it will be very tight) Put a plastic baggie inside of this sock, pour in your lube, and pump away. GO! GO! As fast as you can!!!

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TREND ALERT!!!!

Well! Well! Trend started couple years ago with BORAT! First It was a gross joke! Everyone hated it! Borat Sling Thong! Borat has worn it with his yikey body hair! Now it is the biggest trend for summer 08!!

All of a sudden John Mayer brought it back! In a way he looked hot! Sling Thong makes ur dick look bigger & better. It is like Victoria's Secret push-up bra! Notice John Mayer balls! LOL

All of a sudden! Straight dudes love the trend! Fashionably they accessorized it with bandanna! Well! This dude apparently was wearing first time and could not handle push-up sling thong and little bit wet himself! LOL

Z notice !all the HOT guys are following this trend! It goes well with beer as well! HOT HOT HOT!!! Notice his tan line! LOL. Z cannot wait when this trend hit the Fire Island!!!!! Wouldn't Hilarious!!!!

Customers who buy sling thong also buy>>

Cheetah Truster Thong!! Meoowww!!

Dreamy Elephant Thong!! Yikeeyyy!!!

Easy access zipper Thong!! Wooowww!!

Pouchless Thong!!! Ehhhwwww!!!
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FUNNIEST EVITE RESPONDS!

Over the years Z attended so many parties and saw so many evites! Really good ones and really crappy ones! Some of the responds made Z laugh a lot! Think about what you all were doing before evite. Z doesn't know!!! Well! Z wasn't born that time!! Z did an extensive search for you anddd here are funniest evite responds

>> I have one word for you " NO"
>> Well! Let's cut to the chase! If you guarantee I will get fucked! Sure I will come!
>> I know!!! I'm invited you two fatties party because I'm gorgeous!
>> I hate the b-day boy. I'm coming to fill up the space
>> AGAIN!!!! Are we supposed to celebrate your birthday every year?!!!
>> Not to show off, but I have a better party to go
>> Looking forward to joining you guys in the bed
>> Would it be OK if I bring my dog? I'm in a monogamous relationship with him.
>>I'll be there to spend time with you losers!
>> I'm interested in carpooling!
>> Do me a kindness and don't invite me again!!!
>> Sounds great! Hope! I won't see you at your party!
>> I got waxed and lubed! HONEY! I'm READY!
>> Yeah Yeah! Catering had better be good this time! Last year it sucked!!
>> No! I can't make it! I will pass away by then!!
>> Will I get barfed on again??!! If so, I'm in.
>>Is everyone at this party turning 50? As a 23 year old, I don't know if I'll feel comfortable with all these old gay guys staring at me. But I will come.
>> OH NO! I'm changing my respond! I thought you guys were some else! I'm coming to your party! Love you guys! I hated the other guys!

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Z SIZED UP!!!

BREAKING>>>> Z ALWAYS WEARS SIZE 0 (petite) womens pants. Today Z went shopping and bought a SIZE 1 (petite) womans pant. Z OFFICIALLY SIZED UP!!! OOOHH NOOO!!!! Time for summer diet!! Click here for Z's quick result diet!!!

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HAPPY B-DAY DAN!

Well! Today is Z's friend Dan's birthday. Dan is celebrating his b-day at a Hell's Kitchen bar with 40 HOT gay guys. Chelsea Hottie made an interesting choice and picked an HK spot. We all feel lucky to be invited to his b-day Not that Z wanna reveal his age, but his evite came with "one year- close-to - 40" title.Well! You do the math! LOL! If you were as handsome as Dan, you wouldn't care your age either.( but sorry you are NOT!) And BOYS! He is single too! So it might be your lucky nite! Needless! Z wishes Dan HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Z definitely will be at Dan's b-day! Wouldn't miss it!

MY BFF GOT OLDER!!! LOL!

Well Well! Z's precious bff got older! Chris the bff had a BIG b-day party at his newly renovated apartment! Party was WELL DONE. Bff hired even a tarot reader! FUN FUN FUN! Of course Z gave Chris the bff his signature BIG KISS!

Chris the bff & PJ>>> Everyone loved the apartment. PJ renovated all place by himself! Well Chris the bff is VERY lucky to have PJ!! BTW--Love bff's t-shirt !!!!

Ron, Paul & Chris the bff>>> Chris the bff invited people who he loved! Of course Paul & Ron were at the beginning of the guest list! (right after Z). As usual Paul had "closed eye" problem. SOLUTION! Not look at the camera! LOL! Notice bff's braces! LOL

Steve,Benj,Z, Chris the bff, Chris & Jeff>>> Great group pic before everyone got tipsy!!!

Chris the bff & Erin (aka DIVA)>>> Even though right after Winter Party DIVA didn't miss her friend's b-day! Talking about dedication!!:):) DIVALICIOUS!!!

Chris the bff & Mark>>>> Here is Chris the bff's good friend Mark ! Cute picture!!

Joe, Chris the bff & Allen>>>> This picture is sooo cute. Z thinks this is the best pic of the nite! Three of them look the best!

Z, Jeff & Tim (aka DJ TimO) >>> Tim & Jeff were at the party too.

Tim gave Z a little heads up! Black party cd is due this week! Well!NO DOUBT! Another HIT!

Luke, David & Z>>>> OH LA LA! Finally Luke introduced his new bf! David is sooo sweet! GOOD CATCH LUKE!

Andy & Ron>>>> LOL LOL! Picture is very cute! Z couldn't resist to caption it!!

Colin,Michael,Kevin, Zaki>>>> Michael is hiding on the back! LOVE!! Kevin's BIG smile! He should smile more!

At the party Liquor was like water! And also catering was AMAZING! Everything was low fat.

Well!Talking about Chris the bff! PJ was carying BIG tray of fruit!!

Steve,Dan & Benj>>>>WELL WELL! Steve & Dan just came back from South Beach. Before they rest they came to Chris the bff's party!

Z & Chris the bff go to the same gym with Benj. He wouldn't miss his gym buddy's b-day party!

Z, Housemate Kevin & Chris>>> Well! Chris the bff was their favorite Fire Island guest! They were happy to come to his b-day! Hopefully! We all have Chris the bff at the island as our guest!

Chris & PJ>>>> OMG!! What a cute pic! PJ was mingling and talking every guest. Well! It was his boyfriend's b-day. Z caught him while he was gossiping with Chris! Wonder! What was the topic?! LOL

John & Joe>>> Joe didn't miss his bff's b-day either. Z took a pic. while he was chatting with John!

Apparently!!! MY BFF knows how to BLOW!!!

After couple of drinks!! Chris the bff was tipsy! He is resting on Joey's shoulder!

Apparently! Other sleepy one was Ron! LOL

Luke & Ron>> >Ron says " Luke is MY favorite brother-in law" Well Considering He has so many brother in laws!! It is a BIG statement! They are both so much FUN!

That was a surprise!! Usually Z gives BIG KISS to boys! This time Paul made a surprise and gave Z a BIG KISS! Thank u PAUL!

WELL WELL! Ron is a runner up for bff considering how funny & witty he is!! It makes him a greta bff material! LOL And also Ron & Chris the bff look a like. Z might have two bffs! Will see! LOL LOL! So Ron got Z's signature BIG KISS too!