Well Well! First gay male got pregnant! Of course it is famous blogger Z! Z has gained weight recently! He realized He was pregnant! At first Z was happy! But symptoms have been really severe. He gave interview to Teen Girl and Time magazine. He made the cover on both magazines. Here are quotes from his interviews!
"OMG! It is a blissful time for me. It is an amazing feeling most of the time. Yes I have been having very severe symptoms.I admire women more!! It is a difficult job being a pregnant! But My symptoms are little bit different than women. Embarrassingly I fart more. I belch loudly when I least expect it.Couple day ago I was in a movie theater with my friend.I farted so hard, all people turned laugh at me. It smelled like death cat.Oops sorry! I cannot help it. My craving are very bizarre. I don't crave those useless vegetables like pickles.I crave for alcohol! It is amazing, normally I do not drink much!! LOL. Interestingly I started drinking scotch or vodka!! I have morning sickness. Thank God! Vodka stops my nausea. Some people say drinking alcohol is not good my baby. Hell not!!! I'm having a baby girl. She will be famous mess like her aunts Britney & Amy Wino. My baby will be on people magazine very week. So alcohol is early training for my little girl. Well! As you know I do not have vagina (THANK GOD!) I have get c-section! It is OK! I'm not scared! My memory is so overdrawn. I don't even remember who the father is!!! LOL. My hormones are messed up. Couple days ago I was watching THE VIEW on the TV. I started laughing at Barbara Walters. Gosh!! she looked like to me stuffed clown with all those bottox. When I watch Oprah I get scared and when I watch Tyra Banks I cry. I'm hormonal mess!! Strangely I smell better. Some of the things smell really good some of the things smell really bad! Recently I'm enjoying smelling poppers! It smells sooo good!OH GOD! I can't stop smelling that little rush bottle. I cannot stand the smell of diesel dykes. GEE! They smell like death cow (lipstick lesbians are OK!) But overall I'm so happy! When baby is born, I'll be me more happy. I wish this could happen on all gay boys not only special gays like me"
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I'M A GAY MALE & I'M PREGNANT!
Sunday in the Park with George! Z way Broadway show review
Well Well! Z went to see a Broadway show last week. "Sunday in the Park with George" It is a musical about famous painter Georges Sevrat and his fabulous painting "A Sunday afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte"
Lighting is BRILLIANT. They create the famous painting on the stage. It is UNBELIEVABLE. Lighting is the WOW factor of the play. It is really something. But synopsis is for dummies! Lyrics & music are so so (by Stephen Sondheim) Basically George is lunatic. He is obsessed with painting! His model and mistress is Dot (classic whore name LOL) (Apparently that time there was no condom) Dot gets pregnant. Lunatic George doesn't want baby. Like every whore Dot finds another father figure who is LOUIS! Meantime Dot sings about her love of George. Se says 1000 times George!! (If she said one more time George,Z was going to kill her) There are other people of course. Nurse,old cranky lady, two dummy girls, soldier, drunk and annoying kid. Shocking cast!!(predictable) Some of the jokes are really funny though! Whore Dot gets married with Louis and move to America. End of the 1st act they created the famous painting on the stage. That was AMAZING.
Second act! Now we are in 2008. George's great-grandson (GG) who's name is also George (surprise surprise!!) GG George is as fag as LIBERACE. He is doing an exhibition with his grand mother Marie who is painter George's illegal daughter. (How sweet!!)By the time great lighting effects are every where.( Lighting made Z constantly WOW!) After so many meaningless song, faggy GG George visits the famous park in France. He sees bunch of ghost even his great-grand mother whore Dot. They are happy NOW!! Of course Dot sings and says another 10000 George!! Finally play ends.
It was a GREAT play! Z highly recommends LOL! Lightings are worth to see!
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Hysterical Spam emails & Z's responds
Everyone hates spam emails, but Z has fun with them!! Z always responds back to spam emails, because Z is a nice person. Here are funniest spam emails and Z's responds!
email to send this. I will reply with my pictures
!! I want this!!! I would love to have good explosive diaherria!
Z'LL BE WHIPPED!!!
Well Well! At the last minute Brian the bf wanted to go a fun dinner. Couple of phone calls. In an hour everyone at our apartment for drinks. Brian the bf makes drinks very strong!!! After multiple drinks!!We all went dinner to restaurant 44 1/2 in HK. Here is a group pics! Apparently Housemate Chris was on the phone with PEREZ HILTON (trying to cheat on Z with other blogs! ) LOL!
Smiley faces from dinner---Richard , Housemate Chris & Paul
Well! Wine makes some of us romantic LOL! Here is Kevin & Ryan!
Well Well! It has been long time Z gave his tiara award to anyone! Richard received BIG KISS and Z's Tiara award. Being best Z reader is not easy! Well deserved award !:):):):)
Restaurant 44 1/2 is Z's one of fav restaurants. Z goes there almost twice a week. Restaurant is famous with hot waiters and their funny t-shirts. In this case our waiter was wearing a t-shirt "toasted" Brian the bf ordered "roasted" But Z eats ONLY "baked" LOL
Ryan wanted to have his own t-shirt "Sunny side UP" GOD knows why! But Paul told Ryan, he is sooo "over-easy" LOL LOL
This is Chris. Z's fav. waiter at 44 1/2. What a cutie!!!!
Well! Brian the bf wanted a t-shirt for Z "WHIPPED" OOOooppps Did Z get "whipped" that nite?! NO COMMENTS! LOL!
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE GAY ANYMORE!!!!
Breaking.... Z checked in a EX-GAY center! He is chubby heterosexual now.
Here is Z's press release!!!
Z says>>>
I cannot be gay anymore!!!! Being pretty gay takes so much time and money. EVERYDAY I spend minimum 2 hours at the gym to maintain my gorgeous body! I don't even remember when I ate yummy transfats last time! Fatty straight guys don't even go to gym. They always drink 2$ beers. I have to order cosmo and pay minimum $12 for a little glass. That is NOT fair!! All facial, hair & body products are as expensive as diamonds! Every month I have to get facial. Forget about how pricey facial is and it also hurts. Diesel Dyke Galina squeezes my black heads to death hours and hours. I wanna be a WELL-FED hetero! I have never had belly fat. I wanna know the feeling having belly fat. I cannot take this anymore. I wanna eat trans-fat filled Mc Donald's!! I'm checking in EX-GAY center. They are gonna give me nice electro shocks. I will be in a group therapy! We will talk about girls, tits & vaginas. I cannot be the HOTTEST gay guy anymore! Life will be much easier for me when I become fatty straight guy. OMG! I can even spit on the street!! I can have a relationship with a woman. I can eat MUSHY boobies! I heard some girls take up to their ass. I can fuck them. While I fuck a girl bareback I can think about guys!( I can think about TOM CRUISE!) It feels right!!.I also heard female genitalia smells like salmon. I LOVE SALMON. I'm gonna give a head salmon like PUSSY!!! Maybe even I can get married and get a huge tax deduction!!! Me and my bottom wife can use the same dildos. Even we can go to Walmart on Sundays and buy in bulk!!! I wanna be obese hetero! I'm determined! Nothing will stop me!!
LOL Kidding!!!!!! Fuck those EX-GAY DUMMIES! LOL! I LOVE ME! I love the way I was born!
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Spring arrived on Z's blog!!
Well Well! Spring FINALLY arrived to Z's blog. Thanks to DJ Scooby! He made a great Spring Mix! Cd is so much FUN like Spring. Whenever Z listens this cd, Z puts a BIG smile on his PRETTY face! LOVE LOVE the song " Whatever you like" . Mariah Carey " Touch my body" is a great summer song! Z's fav is "Damage". You are gonna LOVE Alicia Keys song too.Cd is a great mix to start Spring. Here Scooby's Spring Mix 08. Enjoy Boys!!!!
Scooby's Spring Mix 08
Z & Chris the bff started SPRING!
Well Well! It has been so long !nZ & Chris the bff didn't spend time together! This Sunday bffs decided to go to brunch and shopping! First! Chris the bff showed off his new car! His new car is surprisingly red!!!! Z's another fav. color is stolen! Z is not complaining! Friendships is sharing! LOL
This time Z picked the brunch place! Z took Chris the bff to new restaurant Perry! It is on Perry street and 11 ave.Place is AMAZING!
On the way (as always) Chris the bff complained that restaurant was far away! But (as always) he followed Z! Well! Z is the boss anyway! The result was %100 satisfaction!
Normally! Z & Chris the bff are very careful what they eat! But this time they ate whatever they wanted! Even desert!!! Well Z knows what you are thinking! You think we vomited after! BITCH! We did NOT! Get your ass up to gym, of course you will be pretty like us!!! Anyway It was bffs day so they wanted to forget about their strict diet!! It was so worth it!!!
After brunch! Z & Chris the bff went shopping! As everyone knows, bffs love the shop! It was a very fun day! Next month for bffs day they decided to go to HOBOKON! Well Z needs to meet Hobokon homos! LOL stay tuned!!!..EHHHWWW BUT HYSTERICAL!!
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Z's GOOD Friends didn't do anything! They were just HORNY!!!
Well Well! Z's GOOD friends have been under a lot of stress recently!! Z loves McGreevey & Spitzer. They didn't do anything wrong! They just followed their COCK's voice! HORNY HORNY!! It could happen anyone!!! Z's ex-longterm closeted friend McGreevey had really bad times couple year ago! Mr GAY America admitted he had been dating with guys on the side. I was so SORRY for him at first. Who can blame him with that messy wife. Recently Z's good friend McGreevey put a gay touch on his story! THREESOME! OMG!!! HOW FAGGY!! They have been having threesome all along. There is nothing wrong with that. All Manhattan is having threesome too! We are New Yorkers! We are so used to these kind of things. Well! How about Z's good friend Spitzer. He just wanted to eat different pussies! He had so much money he just prefer to buy it! Z doesn't understand how come people say bad things about him. Z heard that whore who Z's friend hired many many times has magical pussy! She made Spitzer addicted to her pussy! She made him crazy about her vagina! Spitzer was NOT thinking clearly. He was thinking with his cock, not with his brain! Well! It is not Spitzer's fault. Instead of accusing Z's friend Spitzer, they should arrest that Mrs smelly- Pussy! ( Well! Z always says "Don't eat fishy pussy! Eat only willy "LOL) Z wishes Spitzer and Mcgrevey good luck with their new life! Hope they will have happier than ever!!! Z gave both of them his signature BIG KISS!! Muah! Muah!!!
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ONE PIC WITH NO COMMENT, BUT IT TELLS U MILLIONS!
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A FOUR LETTER WORD!
Well Well! Last Friday Z's friend Jesse Archer had his movie's NYC premier. A FOUR LETTER WORD! Movie is hilarious! Completely well done! After movie screening Jesse Archer had a BIG party at HK Bar. BOYS!!! You have to see this movie. Z highly recommends
Brian the bf, Scott & Chad>>> Scott & Chad did make-up for the movie. They are also Z & Brian the bf's neighbor. They did an amazing job with make-up. Make up theme is GLITTER! Talking about gay movie!:):)
Z & Jesse Archer>> It is a big achievement. Jesse's movie is BIG success.Z is so happy for Jesse!
Jesse & Dan>> Dan is Jesse's bff. They always have fun together!
Scott & Anita Private>>> Well!! Open Bar!!!! Vodka was the new water that nite.They both seem to have so much FUN!
Dan is with Virgina Bryan. She is one of the cast member. She did AMAZING job! Well! As Z said you MUST see the movie! It is so Manhattan gay life!!!
Z & John>>> John is Z's new friend! He is so cute!!!
Last but the best! Everyone will remember this HOT bartender from fire island! Well! Long time No see! He reminded Z how close summer is!!!!
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Leather Daddy's to do list!!!!
Well! Well! Z did it AGAINNN! Z is revealing Leather Daddy's 2 do list! Z's Leather Daddy is going to Black Party this weekend! Of course he is so excited!! He is planing to have at least 3 intercourse in the dark room.Preparation to this party is big job! Lets see!! what he is up to!!
* Give a good shine to stainless steel cock ring!
* I wanna do "red" theme on my nipples this year.
Buy 4 red clothes pins
* Tidy up Dungeon!!!
* Stop taking shower two weeks prior to Black Party
* Half hour before you leave the apartment, Look at the mirror and insult yourself minimum 20 minutes! ( You are a piece of shit! You are sissy! You deserved to drink ur own pee!)
* Give urself 100 whips on your ass and try bareback chaps. Make sure ur butt is fashionably pink!
* Bulk up bondage.!!! Buy minimum 6 boxes
* Give 50 electro shocks to each armpit
* Duck Tape ice cubes on your nipples! Give them nice stimulation and make them chunky
* Shave your head, but do not shave ur body! Hopefully lucky gu
y will give me a full body shave tonite
* Check out browned-eye willy! Get it ready for rimming
* Right before U leave the house!! Check yourself at the miror again!! Admire how disgusting you are!!!!
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OUT, PROUD, PREGNANT!!!
CONGRATS!!!! First time a man got pregnant! Female to male Thomas Beatie will give birth in couple months!! Well! Homophobic got mad!!! Who care those dummies! Thomas, who transitioned from female to male, decided not to remove his reproductive organs and stopped taking testosterone injections so he could become pregnant after learning his wife, Nancy, couldn't carry a child. Thomas and his wife are expecting a baby girl in July!!! Z is so proud of Thomas. Another achievement against to homophobia! (OH WOW!!!) Thomas & Nancy will bere great parents to litlle baby!. Maybe Z should get pregnant too!!! LOL!(OH! That is not bad idea!!)) Stay tuned!!!!!
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HANKY CODES!
Before Z's time apparently hanky codes were very popular! BOY! There are so many hanky codes!! Z's picked the funniest ones! This might be very useful for this weekend! Well! Unless you wanna hook up with scat top or bestiality bottom ! LOL!
Bondage top /GREY /Fit to be tied!
Wants head /LIGHT BLUE/ Cocksucker
Cock & ball torturer/TEAL BLUE/Cock & ball torturee
2 handed fist fucker/DARK RED/2 handed fist fuckee
Shaver/RED/WHITE STRIPE/Shavee
Top 4 outdoor sex/MOSQUITO NETTING/Bottom 4 outdoor sex
Cuts/MAROON/Bleeds
Dildo fucker /LIGHT PINK /Dildo fuckee
Tit torturer/DARK PINK /Tit torturee
Suck my pits/ MAGENTA/Armpit freak
Spits gob /PALE YELLOW/Drool crazy
Hung 9" or more/MUSTARD/Wants a big one
A Cowboy/RUST/His horse
Hustler (4 rent)/ KELLY GREEN/John (looking 2 buy)
Rimmer/BEIGE/Rimmee
Scat top /BROWN/ Scat bottom
Latex fetish top/CHARCOAL/Latex fetish bottom
Cums in scumbags/ CREAM/Sucks it out
Dog Trainer/DOG LEASH/ Dog boy
Bestiality Top/ FUR /Bestiality Bottom
Stinks/KLEENEX/Sniffs
Dines Off Tricks/LIME GREEN/Dinner Plate
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BOYS WILL GO BLACK! NEW DJ TimO CD
GET READY!!! Next Weekend all boys will be in black. But!! before then DJ TimO new cd will get you in BLACK PARTY spirit. It is a BRILL ANT cd. CD has slight black paty darkness and at the same time very DJ TimO style.Start with "I feel for you"! It is an amazing remix. Z's favorite song is " Pocket Full of Shine" Natasha Bedingfiled. LOVE LOVE that song! Well! there is one song!!! Z is sure, everyone knows from 80's. "Change" Tears for Fears! Now that song is in this cd! With new version of OFFER NISSIM remix! And also new Britney Remix lighte
ns up the cd!!!! Z's other fav. song is "Vivi Per Lei"Tony Moran remix! As Z said this CD is BRILLIANTLY well done! Well! Boys Let's get black with DJ TimO's new cd
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Black Party 2008--by DJ TimO
1) I'm In Love (Original Club Mix)- Offer Nissim feat. Maya
2) Besito Pa Ti (Rosabel's Chusma Dub)- La Lupe
10 Hilarious Masturbation Techniques
OOPPPSSS! Z did it again! Everyone has their own way to spank the monkey! Whatever it is, it sounds so normal to you. Well! Z is giving you 10 hilarious masturbation techniques that you are going to LOVE it.Lets spank the monkey!
Buy a nice looking teddy bear or stuffed animal which you are attracted to. Cut a hole at the bottom of teddy bear...no too big... not too small, so you can feel the friction. Then lubricate the hole. What are you waiting for??? Fuck the teddy bear!!!! You are going to be in love with your handsome teddy!. You will keep him around all the time, and make sure name your teddy bear as well. (it feels more intimate)
This is hand free method where you can surf the Internet for porn while getting your dick sucked and vibrated at he same time. The whole idea is to get your penis in the suction hole of the vacuum cleaner. Take a roll of paper and insert your penis. Place vacuum at other end. Make sure use lub for easy slip! Turn on vacuum! Here you go! Do this when you are home by yourself! It is hard to hear anything or anyone when the vacuum is at full throttle. I do this when I clean my customers houses , I came so many times in their vacuum. LOL! OH!!! Make sure cut all your cupid hair before!! If you get your cupid hair caught, it hurts soo bad!! (Use ur Brazilian wax kit LOL)
3) ANAL ICE CUBE INSERTION--- Created by Icey-Butt Man
I make my own bread and have discovered that half-kneaded bread dough makes an excellent bottom partner. I make a hole in the dough, lube it with olive oil then stick my penis in and fuck& fuck! OOOOHHH! I fuck the bread until I come. I also masturbate with a half baked loaf, in which I make a hole and insert a plastic bag. I take this to bed with me and fuck it before I go to sleep. In the morning, I fuck it again! I'm in loveee!!!!
5) CUCUMBER PENETRATION-- Created by Farmer's Boy
Farmer's boy says>>>
7) AWESOME PEPERONI STICKS---Create by Pizza Delivery Boy
sturbation trick. Get pepperoni stick, you know those ones that come in a pack of 2o. Anyways soak it in hot water until it get warm then put some lube on and slowly put it in your ass. Go as fast or slow you like, leave it in and keep rubbing your dick till you blow. I'm NOT gay!!! I just like the feeling! It feels AMAZING! OH!! Hot dog also works!8) BUBBLE WRAP HEAVEN--- Created by
Simply buy BUBBLE WRAP and cut in a 1 foot square. Fold it over (bubbles to the inside), Lubricate with petroleum jelly, and secure LOVE POCKET with bobbie pins or pape