MATT & ROLANDO'S FABULOUS PARTY

The reason of the party was Steve. Rolando's bff Steve was in town. Matt & Rolando wanted to throw a party for him. Well! Steve didn't know Z. When he got Z's signature BIG KISS , he was little bit surprised! LOL Apparently He wasn't complaining!!!

Brian the bf is with one of the host Matt. They seem to have so much FUN as usual

Z is with other host Rolando. How nice of Rolando did a BIG PARTY for his bff.

Well Well! Who is here!!! Murdach,Paulo & Joe long time no see! Fire island is coming, Z will see them almost every weekend.

Ana & Chelsea---Well! Z doesn't post much girls pics!! Complain Complain!! So many cute boys!!! No time for girls! But those girls were so cute! Of course Z did couple of "vagina" jokes over the nite! If Z can't make "vagina" jokes, what is the purpose of being Z! LOL

Z & Melis---Melis got Z's tiara award! First time Z gave this award to a girl. Well Melis!!! Congrats!!

LOL LOL! Nobody played "spin the bottle"

Z & Patrick--- Finally Z got Patrick's great pic. Patrick has problem with cameras. But he is very handsome in this pic!!

This BIG KISS is sooo on demand!!! Everyone wants to get their BIG KISS from Z. Murdach demanded his BIG KISS and got it! The things I do for this blog!! Kissing cute boys! What a hardship! LOL

Javier & Carlos--- As everyone, vodka was the new water for them. Mennn!! We had so much to drink! But Steve was in TOWN! We wanted to celebrate!! LOL

Another cute boy Jarret!! Party was ONLY for cute boys and girls!

Tony,Steve& Matt---Steve had no idea about my blog. He didn't even know, he was going get bubbles!!! SHAME SHAME!! Matt & Rolando didn't warn him in advance! Here is Tony! looking good! What a great picture!!

Another cute girl Blanca! Love her lipstick color!!! HOT RED!

Well bartender was hot as hell! Everyone loved him!

Apparently Bartender Dimitri loves himself too LOL! HOT HUH!Click here to see Matt& Rolando's xmas party and find out who was bad boy & got Z's red nose award LOL

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NO BABY! NOOOO!

That's the news makes you thin! PUKE PUKE!

PUKE! PUKE! A yale student documented herself throughout a 9 month process where she artificially inseminated herself and then periodically took legal drugs in order to induce miscarriages.TITGUSTING!!!! The exhibit, which will begin next Tuesday, will include video recordings of the forced miscarriages. This crazy artist's name is ALIZA SHVARTS. That whore convinced donors to get her vagina artificially inseminated. Z fells quizy here! Meantime Yale University is in denial!! Saying it is ALL fiction!! Well! They are not gonna admit that in Yale's dorm a girl has been constantly getting pregnant and throwing babies away like poop! Plus she recorded home-made movies! Can't wait to see these movies on youtube!!! Z strongly believes, this whore is MENTAL. Z just wanna vomit (on her) Anyway! What next ALIZA? What is ur next ART project? How about Aliza will inject in her G-spot some kind of injection to get orgasm for one year. While she is having artificially injected toe-curling orgasm, someone can take her ugly facial expressions and full naked body movements pics. Even she can make a youtube movie out of it! That would be BIG thing! Exhibit name must be ALIZA's toe-curling moments! Apparently Aliza's dream job is open up a butcher shop and chop off baby cows all day! Z told you!!! That is the news makes you THIN! Don't you wanna puke NOW!
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I'M A GAY MALE & I'M PREGNANT!

Well Well! First gay male got pregnant! Of course it is famous blogger Z! Z has gained weight recently! He realized He was pregnant! At first Z was happy! But symptoms have been really severe. He gave interview to Teen Girl and Time magazine. He made the cover on both magazines. Here are quotes from his interviews!
"OMG! It is a blissful time for me. It is an amazing feeling most of the time. Yes I have been having very severe symptoms.I admire women more!! It is a difficult job being a pregnant! But My symptoms are little bit different than women. Embarrassingly I fart more. I belch loudly when I least expect it.Couple day ago I was in a movie theater with my friend.I farted so hard, all people turned laugh at me. It smelled like death cat.Oops sorry! I cannot help it. My craving are very bizarre. I don't crave those useless vegetables like pickles.I crave for alcohol! It is amazing, normally I do not drink much!! LOL. Interestingly I started drinking scotch or vodka!! I have morning sickness. Thank God! Vodka stops my nausea. Some people say drinking alcohol is not good my baby. Hell not!!! I'm having a baby girl. She will be famous mess like her aunts Britney & Amy Wino. My baby will be on people magazine very week. So alcohol is early training for my little girl. Well! As you know I do not have vagina (THANK GOD!) I have get c-section! It is OK! I'm not scared! My memory is so overdrawn. I don't even remember who the father is!!! LOL. My hormones are messed up. Couple days ago I was watching THE VIEW on the TV. I started laughing at Barbara Walters. Gosh!! she looked like to me stuffed clown with all those bottox. When I watch Oprah I get scared and when I watch Tyra Banks I cry. I'm hormonal mess!! Strangely I smell better. Some of the things smell really good some of the things smell really bad! Recently I'm enjoying smelling poppers! It smells sooo good!OH GOD! I can't stop smelling that little rush bottle. I cannot stand the smell of diesel dykes. GEE! They smell like death cow (lipstick lesbians are OK!) But overall I'm so happy! When baby is born, I'll be me more happy. I wish this could happen on all gay boys not only special gays like me"
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Sunday in the Park with George! Z way Broadway show review

Well Well! Z went to see a Broadway show last week. "Sunday in the Park with George" It is a musical about famous painter Georges Sevrat and his fabulous painting "A Sunday afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte"
Lighting is BRILLIANT. They create the famous painting on the stage. It is UNBELIEVABLE. Lighting is the WOW factor of the play. It is really something. But synopsis is for dummies! Lyrics & music are so so (by Stephen Sondheim) Basically George is lunatic. He is obsessed with painting! His model and mistress is Dot (classic whore name LOL) (Apparently that time there was no condom) Dot gets pregnant. Lunatic George doesn't want baby. Like every whore Dot finds another father figure who is LOUIS! Meantime Dot sings about her love of George. Se says 1000 times George!! (If she said one more time George,Z was going to kill her) There are other people of course. Nurse,old cranky lady, two dummy girls, soldier, drunk and annoying kid. Shocking cast!!(predictable) Some of the jokes are really funny though! Whore Dot gets married with Louis and move to America. End of the 1st act they created the famous painting on the stage. That was AMAZING. Second act! Now we are in 2008. George's great-grandson (GG) who's name is also George (surprise surprise!!) GG George is as fag as LIBERACE. He is doing an exhibition with his grand mother Marie who is painter George's illegal daughter. (How sweet!!)By the time great lighting effects are every where.( Lighting made Z constantly WOW!) After so many meaningless song, faggy GG George visits the famous park in France. He sees bunch of ghost even his great-grand mother whore Dot. They are happy NOW!! Of course Dot sings and says another 10000 George!! Finally play ends.
It was a GREAT play! Z highly recommends LOL! Lightings are worth to see!
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Hysterical Spam emails & Z's responds

Everyone hates spam emails, but Z has fun with them!! Z always responds back to spam emails, because Z is a nice person. Here are funniest spam emails and Z's responds!

1) Is your Cock doing this?--

Limping or lameness (especially after rising)

Slow, stiff, or awkward movements ,Excessive licking ,Withdrawn

Difficulty climbing orgasm! If yes! TAKE VIAGRA!

Z's responds>> How dare u??? My dick doesn't have any problem!! Especially LICKING!!

2) Your mom is naked---Click here to download and watch.Enjoy the show!!

Z's respond>>>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! Disgusting! MY poor Mommmmyyy!!!

3) I SAW RESUME.....Dear Gay, I am writing to you as a recruiting coordinator in Orlando for Fomo Financial Services. We are currently seeking licensed and non-licensed professionals that we can train and develop as financial advisors to support our clients. This is a federal and state licensed sales position. We are looking for people who are ready to launch a successful career, not just obtain a job. If you wish to receive additional information or attend a Career Preview, please do not hesitate to contact me at 407-241-XXX

Z's respond>>>Dear WHORE!!! If you saw my resume, how come you don't know my name! How do you know I'm gay!!! I'm NOT intrested in your shity job!!!!

4) Online Chatting----Hello I'm tired this evening! I'm a nice and beautiful girl that would like to chat with you.Email me Susanne@galasite.com only because I'm using my friends email to send this. I will reply with my pictures

Z's responds>>>Hey nice Girl!! I wanna see your pictures.Pls send me!!! I'm excited ( Z just wanted to have FUN with that girl. Not that Z is interested in tired vagina!! Susan sent her picture.Here is her picture EHHHEWWW!)

5) Wives love BIG baby-maker >>> Girls deserve big BABY MAKER, because they want you to reach deeper. You will have 10 inch dick. I got this operation. Let's bet my cucumber is bigger than yours! Even Lindsay Lohen cannot take it!!

Z's respond>>Hi Mr Cucumber!! I do not wanna reach a girl's pussy deeper. I do not need to get penis enlargment either.

6) Get Paid while you go to Massage School--- Nothing better than that. You will learn how to massage and get paid for that. You need a diploma. We will give you one. This a dream come true. APPLY NOW!

Z's responds>>> As long as I get to massage cute boys, I'm in! Can I take classes for balls massage too. I wanna focus on testicles in my carier!

7) Your dick is SMALL---Relax & Take a deep breath! We have the solution. Our herbal pills make your dick bigger and smoother! You will gain 3 inches in lenght. It also hepls premature-ejaculation and produce hard rock erection!

Z's respond>>> Dear Dick Head!!!!! Pls drop me off on all Penis related emails. My dick is BIG!! Best Regards!

8) Loose up 20 pounds in ONE day--- It is likely that you could have POUNDS and POUNDS of excess waste built up in your system right now! This precise buildup can be the cause of noticable daily lower energy levels, bloating, constipation, aches & cramps, and even excess gastronal discomfort. With our pills you will shit to death. You will get excessive diaherria. What else do you want more?

Z's responds>> LOVE IT!! I want this!!! I would love to have good explosive diaherria!

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Z'LL BE WHIPPED!!!

Well Well! At the last minute Brian the bf wanted to go a fun dinner. Couple of phone calls. In an hour everyone at our apartment for drinks. Brian the bf makes drinks very strong!!! After multiple drinks!!We all went dinner to restaurant 44 1/2 in HK. Here is a group pics! Apparently Housemate Chris was on the phone with PEREZ HILTON (trying to cheat on Z with other blogs! ) LOL!


Smiley faces from dinner---Richard , Housemate Chris & Paul

Well! Wine makes some of us romantic LOL! Here is Kevin & Ryan!

Well Well! It has been long time Z gave his tiara award to anyone! Richard received BIG KISS and Z's Tiara award. Being best Z reader is not easy! Well deserved award !:):):):)

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Restaurant 44 1/2 is Z's one of fav restaurants. Z goes there almost twice a week. Restaurant is famous with hot waiters and their funny t-shirts. In this case our waiter was wearing a t-shirt "toasted" Brian the bf ordered "roasted" But Z eats ONLY "baked" LOL

Ryan wanted to have his own t-shirt "Sunny side UP" GOD knows why! But Paul told Ryan, he is sooo "over-easy" LOL LOL

This is Chris. Z's fav. waiter at 44 1/2. What a cutie!!!!

Well! Brian the bf wanted a t-shirt for Z "WHIPPED" OOOooppps Did Z get "whipped" that nite?! NO COMMENTS! LOL!

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE GAY ANYMORE!!!!

Breaking.... Z checked in a EX-GAY center! He is chubby heterosexual now.
Here is Z's press release!!!

Z says>>>
I cannot be gay anymore!!!! Being pretty gay takes so much time and money. EVERYDAY I spend minimum 2 hours at the gym to maintain my gorgeous body! I don't even remember when I ate yummy transfats last time! Fatty straight guys don't even go to gym. They always drink 2$ beers. I have to order cosmo and pay minimum $12 for a little glass. That is NOT fair!! All facial, hair & body products are as expensive as diamonds! Every month I have to get facial. Forget about how pricey facial is and it also hurts. Diesel Dyke Galina squeezes my black heads to death hours and hours. I wanna be a WELL-FED hetero! I have never had belly fat. I wanna know the feeling having belly fat. I cannot take this anymore. I wanna eat trans-fat filled Mc Donald's!! I'm checking in EX-GAY center. They are gonna give me nice electro shocks. I will be in a group therapy! We will talk about girls, tits & vaginas. I cannot be the HOTTEST gay guy anymore! Life will be much easier for me when I become fatty straight guy. OMG! I can even spit on the street!! I can have a relationship with a woman. I can eat MUSHY boobies! I heard some girls take up to their ass. I can fuck them. While I fuck a girl bareback I can think about guys!( I can think about TOM CRUISE!) It feels right!!.I also heard female genitalia smells like salmon. I LOVE SALMON. I'm gonna give a head salmon like PUSSY!!! Maybe even I can get married and get a huge tax deduction!!! Me and my bottom wife can use the same dildos. Even we can go to Walmart on Sundays and buy in bulk!!! I wanna be obese hetero! I'm determined! Nothing will stop me!!

LOL Kidding!!!!!! Fuck those EX-GAY DUMMIES! LOL! I LOVE ME! I love the way I was born!
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Spring arrived on Z's blog!!

Well Well! Spring FINALLY arrived to Z's blog. Thanks to DJ Scooby! He made a great Spring Mix! Cd is so much FUN like Spring. Whenever Z listens this cd, Z puts a BIG smile on his PRETTY face! LOVE LOVE the song " Whatever you like" . Mariah Carey " Touch my body" is a great summer song! Z's fav is "Damage". You are gonna LOVE Alicia Keys song too.Cd is a great mix to start Spring. Here Scooby's Spring Mix 08. Enjoy Boys!!!!

Scooby's Spring Mix 08

1. Me (Soul Seekerz Mix) - Tamia

2. Cry (Steve Mac Klassic Mix) - Rihanna

3. Love Has Gone (Fonzerelli Remix) - Dave Armstrong

4. Us Against the World (Wideboys Full Mix) - Westlife

5. Break the Ice (ClubKid Electro Ice Club Mix) - Britney Spears

6. Whatever U Like (Richard Cabrera Mix) - Nicole Scherzinger

7. With You (Tracy Young Remix) - Chris Brown

8. Damaged (The Popstar Club Mix) - Danity Kane

9. So Much More (Almighty 12" Definitive Mix) - Paige Williams

10. Touch My Body (Craig J's Club Mix) - Mariah Carey

11. Like You'll Never See Me Again (Seiji Club Mix) - Alicia Keys

12. Daylight (Maurice Joshua Nu Soul Mix) - Kelly Rowland

13. Love Song (Ultimix) - Sara Bareilles

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Z & Chris the bff started SPRING!

Well Well! It has been so long !nZ & Chris the bff didn't spend time together! This Sunday bffs decided to go to brunch and shopping! First! Chris the bff showed off his new car! His new car is surprisingly red!!!! Z's another fav. color is stolen! Z is not complaining! Friendships is sharing! LOL

This time Z picked the brunch place! Z took Chris the bff to new restaurant Perry! It is on Perry street and 11 ave.Place is AMAZING!
On the way (as always) Chris the bff complained that restaurant was far away! But (as always) he followed Z! Well! Z is the boss anyway! The result was %100 satisfaction!

Food was so YUMMMY! Service was 5 star!!! Decor was glamorous!We both loved the place!

Normally! Z & Chris the bff are very careful what they eat! But this time they ate whatever they wanted! Even desert!!! Well Z knows what you are thinking! You think we vomited after! BITCH! We did NOT! Get your ass up to gym, of course you will be pretty like us!!! Anyway It was bffs day so they wanted to forget about their strict diet!! It was so worth it!!!

After brunch! Z & Chris the bff went shopping! As everyone knows, bffs love the shop! It was a very fun day! Next month for bffs day they decided to go to HOBOKON! Well Z needs to meet Hobokon homos! LOL stay tuned!!!..

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Z's GOOD Friends didn't do anything! They were just HORNY!!!

Well Well! Z's GOOD friends have been under a lot of stress recently!! Z loves McGreevey & Spitzer. They didn't do anything wrong! They just followed their COCK's voice! HORNY HORNY!! It could happen anyone!!! Z's ex-longterm closeted friend McGreevey had really bad times couple year ago! Mr GAY America admitted he had been dating with guys on the side. I was so SORRY for him at first. Who can blame him with that messy wife. Recently Z's good friend McGreevey put a gay touch on his story! THREESOME! OMG!!! HOW FAGGY!! They have been having threesome all along. There is nothing wrong with that. All Manhattan is having threesome too! We are New Yorkers! We are so used to these kind of things. Well! How about Z's good friend Spitzer. He just wanted to eat different pussies! He had so much money he just prefer to buy it! Z doesn't understand how come people say bad things about him. Z heard that whore who Z's friend hired many many times has magical pussy! She made Spitzer addicted to her pussy! She made him crazy about her vagina! Spitzer was NOT thinking clearly. He was thinking with his cock, not with his brain! Well! It is not Spitzer's fault. Instead of accusing Z's friend Spitzer, they should arrest that Mrs smelly- Pussy! ( Well! Z always says "Don't eat fishy pussy! Eat only willy "LOL) Z wishes Spitzer and Mcgrevey good luck with their new life! Hope they will have happier than ever!!! Z gave both of them his signature BIG KISS!! Muah! Muah!!!
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A FOUR LETTER WORD!

Well Well! Last Friday Z's friend Jesse Archer had his movie's NYC premier. A FOUR LETTER WORD! Movie is hilarious! Completely well done! After movie screening Jesse Archer had a BIG party at HK Bar. BOYS!!! You have to see this movie. Z highly recommends

Brian the bf, Scott & Chad>>> Scott & Chad did make-up for the movie. They are also Z & Brian the bf's neighbor. They did an amazing job with make-up. Make up theme is GLITTER! Talking about gay movie!:):)

Z & Jesse Archer>> It is a big achievement. Jesse's movie is BIG success.Z is so happy for Jesse!

Jesse & Dan>> Dan is Jesse's bff. They always have fun together!

Dan, Scott, Bam Bam, & Anita Private>> Dan is posing for Jesse! LOL! OH! Bam Bam is Jesse's sexy bf!

Brian the bf & Z>> It was a great party! Everyone were laughing and gigling! OH!! Did Z tell u?!! It was an open bar!! LOL

Chad, Kasper & Brian the bf>>> Casper is the director of movie. Everyone was talking about what a great job he did!! Congrats!!

Scott & Anita Private>>> Well!! Open Bar!!!! Vodka was the new water that nite.They both seem to have so much FUN!

Dan is with Virgina Bryan. She is one of the cast member. She did AMAZING job! Well! As Z said you MUST see the movie! It is so Manhattan gay life!!!

Z & John>>> John is Z's new friend! He is so cute!!!

Last but the best! Everyone will remember this HOT bartender from fire island! Well! Long time No see! He reminded Z how close summer is!!!!

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Leather Daddy's to do list!!!!

Well! Well! Z did it AGAINNN! Z is revealing Leather Daddy's 2 do list! Z's Leather Daddy is going to Black Party this weekend! Of course he is so excited!! He is planing to have at least 3 intercourse in the dark room.Preparation to this party is big job! Lets see!! what he is up to!!

* Give a good shine to stainless steel cock ring!
* I wanna do "red" theme on my nipples this year.
Buy 4 red clothes pins
* Tidy up Dungeon!!!
* Stop taking shower two weeks prior to Black Party
* Half hour before you leave the apartment, Look at the mirror and insult yourself minimum 20 minutes! ( You are a piece of shit! You are sissy! You deserved to drink ur own pee!)
* Give urself 100 whips on your ass and try bareback chaps. Make sure ur butt is fashionably pink!
* Bulk up bondage.!!! Buy minimum 6 boxes
* Give 50 electro shocks to each armpit
* Duck Tape ice cubes on your nipples! Give them nice stimulation and make them chunky
* Shave your head, but do not shave ur body! Hopefully lucky guy will give me a full body shave tonite
* Check out browned-eye willy! Get it ready for rimming
* Right before U leave the house!! Check yourself at the miror again!! Admire how disgusting you are!!!!


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OUT, PROUD, PREGNANT!!!

CONGRATS!!!! First time a man got pregnant! Female to male Thomas Beatie will give birth in couple months!! Well! Homophobic got mad!!! Who care those dummies! Thomas, who transitioned from female to male, decided not to remove his reproductive organs and stopped taking testosterone injections so he could become pregnant after learning his wife, Nancy, couldn't carry a child. Thomas and his wife are expecting a baby girl in July!!! Z is so proud of Thomas. Another achievement against to homophobia! (OH WOW!!!) Thomas & Nancy will bere great parents to litlle baby!. Maybe Z should get pregnant too!!! LOL!(OH! That is not bad idea!!)) Stay tuned!!!!!
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