10 Nasty Things I would like to do today

Z woke up tense & bored this mornig. You know! One of those mornings! Nothing makes you smile! Z thought if Z would do nasty things throughout the day, it would make Z laugh! LOL
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1) Sniffing armpit of every fat woman on the street

2) Putting used condoms in my co-workers jackets

3) Licking the neck of homeless people

4) Squeezing my nether region whenever I see an Aegean girl

5) Burping every time someone tells me "How are you?"

6) Drizzling olive oil on the door steps of my neighbors

7) Screaming every obese toddler " You are the result of broken condom"

8) French-kissing every chubby guy with facial pimple

9) Picking my nose and throwing yikey stuff at people in the subway

10) Pinching every Indian busboy's butt.

Do you think Z can do all of these things?! Knowing Z!! You never know!!:):)

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Polygamy-mommies don't wear undies!!!

Z spent one day with Polygamy-mommies! Those bitches are so much FUN! Their pastel -nerdy dresses shouldn't deceive you, underneath they don't wear undies (easy to access). Some of them put glitter body spray on their uterus to make special! Those whores are kinky! Here is my day with them in orgy-dominated compound

10 am--Polygamy mommies wake up! Despite everyone thinks they wake up late.After all nite humping & bumping bitches need their beauty sleep.

10.30-11-30 am They all have breakfast in pink ballroom. Breakfast is all about gossiping last nite orgies. Who did 69! who did anal! Conversations are very educational! Screw three ways or four ways! In this compound orgy is minimum 8 ways. The most popular style is 13 ways doggie style!( it should be very amazing to watch LOL)

11 am -12 pm-- Those bitches are exercising!! Yes! Believe me! Have you seen fat polygamist chick? Those women work hard. For biceps they husk corn. For legs they mop the floors.For boobies they harvest ( For butt? well!! they take care that during anal sex!)

12-12.30 pm-- Everyone take vagina-reconstructive yoga class. It is mandatory for anyone above 13 years old. Husbands like tight cervix! Class is all about squeezing and stretching vagina muscles.

12.45-13.45 pm-- All mommies and daddies are getting STD tests once a month. Since nobody knows who poked who. They wanna make sure they are negative on all points. Bacterial vaginosis is the scariest nightmare of mommies. They get that often because they overuse their muffs.

13.45-14.30 pm-- They prepare their selves for the nite. They pick the best puffy-sleeved, Laura Ashley knock-off pastel gowns and shine their shit-brown shoes. Also that is the time they clean & organize their adult toys.

14.30-16.00 pm-- They take disco-naps before tea-dance starts.

16.00-16.30 pm They do their voluminous bangs and hand-made braids. Of course they use only Jesus approved hair products

16.30- 9.00 pm--Tea dance at blue ballroom. OH BOY! Mommies and daddies dance , drink & flirt at tea-dance. Redbull vodka is the mommies choice! Bisexual daddies like cosmopolitans! You must see those mommies!! They become Madonna or Janet on the dance floor. ( 13 years old ones become Rihanna) This party also is great for hook-ups. Close to 9 pm everyone pretty much pick their orgy groups and go to sex rooms. Parties continue in those rooms till they all have multiple orgasms!!! You can imagine climax noises and screams in polygamy compound!!!

Well what a life HUH!!!!

P.S. Now Z knows what his outfit is for Halloween! He will be wearing polygamy-mommy outfit LOL LOL

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Miley Cyrus didn't even show her underage genitalia! Why are people angry?!!

Well! Poor, underage whore showed her sexy back. OMG OMG! Everyone got outraged! What is the big deal! Stop this photo backlash! She has done worst things in the past! How come is everyone scaring her? Let her be messier! Honestly! We all are sick of Britney & Amy Wino. We need new Messes! Let aka Hannah Montana do whatever she wants to! She didn't even show her tits yet! ( BTW rumor says, her genitalia has little tongue and licks well! LOL well that's what Z heard! It might be not true!) Her family supports her! Why do you care?!!Of course it is so obvious why everyone is soo outraged, because she doesn't show genitalia to these people. They wanna see everything! Relax dude! She is taking her time! Z completely supports little Messzilla Miley ! My little underage Miley one day will look on this and masturbate!
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Z's 5 days liquid diet diary!

Well! Couple weeks ago my boyfriend told me I gained weight and my love handles were prominent! I snapped! OMG! OMG! How could it be? Am I becoming a bear? Damn! I ate all winter along!!! Speedo time was at the corner!!!! Panic! Panic! I decided going on a 5 days liquid diet. Get rid of excessive body fat & toxic! This diet was all about liquid & juice! Great! I LOVE DRINKING! No alcohol & No caffeine!! BUMMER! I needed to do this! "I'll be gorgeous again! "
DAY 1--- Day 1 menu was cabbage, head of celery & cucumber. I put those in a juicer and mixed.All day I had to drink this stuff! YIKES! I said myself "I can do this! Girl!!! Where is your will power?!" 10 am I was starving. I had miserable caffeine headaches! I needed to have coffee urgently "I'm addicted to coffee!" Which moron created this diet! Coffee Basher! Lunch break!!! Great! I went out and had some fresh air. This cabbage drink made my stomach bizarre! I was dying for coffee! All the little Mexican busboys seemed to me Starbucks Grande Latte! They looked so yummy!
" Come!! my little Mexican Frappucinno give a sip to your daddy" OH! Day 1!! and I already lost it! I made the evening barely. I passed out at nite.
DAY 2--- Day 2 menu was broccoli, green pepper, kale mixed juice. Ehhhww! Juice was so green! I had a BIG meeting that day! All VPs, EVPs! All important big bosses! 11 am I started farting little bit! Shit! It must have been broccoli! My tongue was green too! 1 pm I went to meeting! I couldn't stop farting! OH! It smelled so bad! I was belching out loudly! Everyone was laughing at me! The smell in the air was like death pigeon! Ehhww! I felt embarrassed! I said myself "GOD Brian!!! Why did you tell me, I was fat" Whenever I talked, everyone looked my tongue! It was all green!!!! I was a giant fart machine with a big green tongue! I passed out that nite too!
Day 3--- I woke up very tired! No energy! Day 3's menu was carrots, beets & tomatoes! Juice was red! As if I hadn't had enough problem with green day! Lunch time I peed red! GEE! Talking about vagina was having her period! Mine was bloody mengina!! Thank God! Nobody saw my fashionably red pee! I was starving all day! I wanted to have solid food! I wanted to bite! Gosh! It has been 2 days I haven't pooped! I was obsessed with the idea of biting all day.I made home barely. Pheeww!! Me & my boyfriend went to bed early. I couldn't go to sleep!!! Tossing & Turning! I needed to release my tension! I made Brian the bf wake up! " Honey Let's have sex!" Brian the bf said " Horny bitch! Do you know what time it is? It is 3 am!!" I said " I'm not horny! I'm hungry! Honneey!! Show ur peperoni to me!" GEE! The idea of peperoni made my mouth watering. Well! I started giving my boyfriend a good old head! Meantime I was hallucinating pepperoni. Yummmy!!! Succulent pepperoni!! All of sudden Brian the bf screamed " What the hell! WHORE! You are eating my dick!! STOP IT!!" OMG! I was eating his pepperoni. OH GOD!! " I'm a mess!"
Day 4--- Today's menu! Broccoli, cabbage and cucumber mixed juice! Great! Another fart day! I was so cranky all day! I was craving big juicy steak! Whenever I saw big tits on the street! They reminded me hanger steaks! GOD! First time boobies made me smile! Ehhhww! My pee was so dark and stinky all day! At nite! I was still cranky!!! We went to bed early! I passed out! In the middle of the I woke up with stomach pain! I didn't wanna wake up my boyfriend again! I decided to have a toe-curling masturbation! I couldn't concentrate!Well! When I was hungry, it was impossible to get it up! I gave up!!! What I did?!!! I shaved my balls & my armpits! CRAZY! But I made day 4!!!!
Day 5---- I woke up with no energy! Last day! SHIT! I said myself " I cannot do this anymore! This is crazy!" I realized I have not scaled yet! I was scared what if I didn't loose weight! I slowly walked to the scale. I said " Scale! Scale! Tell me who is skinner Paris Hilton or me" OMG! I lost 20 pound in 4 days! Fuck it! & I didn't do 5th day!!
Was it worth it? Well! You should decide! Here is my after diet picture! I highly recommend this diet? ( if you can handle explosive farts!) LOL LOL!
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HAPPY B-DAY PAUL

Today is Z's good friend Paul's birthday! Well! Like every expensive wine! Chelsea stud is getting better while he is getting older. Forget about his hotness! He is very good friend and fun to be with! Without mentioning his age! LOL! Z wishes Paul HAPPY b-day!

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THE BOOKS YOU MUST HAVE!

Well! Boys! Time to read something! Z gives you GREAT summer reading suggestions. Drop those gossip magazines and no need to pretend reading New York Times either! The Books Z suggests will make you better & educated person! Don't be silly rabbit & read MORE & MORE!

1) Once I was a top & I hated it---Biography of Clay Aiken. He tells the story of his life open heartily! Eye Opening!
2) Anal Sex for Dummies--- Great Book! It shows over 300 anal sex positions! (with pictures) It explains every detail. It is useful for homos & heteros. All positions are lower back friendly. Must have in your library.
3) I poked the Pope--- It is about a delusional gay man's fantasies (apparently tasteless one! ) Completely fiction! Once you start you can't stop reading. Boy! Some people can have bizzare fantasies!
4) Steroids made it easy---It is a magical exercise book. You don't have to raise a finger in order to gain muscle. All you have to do little shut steroids. Great tips!!!
5) I JEW--- A love story between a Jewish Chinese and a Catholic Black guy. Well-hung black guy tries to be Jew! Finally Well-hung dumps Jewish Chinese and start penetrating rabbi.Very interesting gay love story. You will cry a lot.
6) Wake up & Swallow PAXIL---It is a self-help book. Basically it says "therapists suck! ". It teaches how you can medicate yourself without committing suicide accidentally. It has a great daily dosage chart! Very zanax friendly!!
7) Key is "NOT TO DIGEST"--- Excellent diet book! You can eat as much as you want, rule is not to digest!! Book gives you amazing self-puke techniques! It works!!! Unbelievable!! LOVE LOVE this book!
8) I have 3 mommies & all have penises---It is a kids book. It explains 4 years old kid why his gay parents recently had 3rd boy friend. Talking about polygamy! Gay families must have this book!
9) I beat the cancer with Vodka-- A cancer survivor lush dyke tells her cancer story. How she mixed vodka & rum to cure her genitalia cancer. It is very inspiring!!!
10) God is great! Can he help me with my hemorrhoids?!--- Read this! You will feel soooo good! Another great self-help book!
11) Complete Idiot Guide for SEX-CHANGE---Great tips how to make a yummy penis from dirty clitiris (or vice versa) you can also put your old tired testicles in succulent boobs with this book

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MATT & ROLANDO'S FABULOUS PARTY

The reason of the party was Steve. Rolando's bff Steve was in town. Matt & Rolando wanted to throw a party for him. Well! Steve didn't know Z. When he got Z's signature BIG KISS , he was little bit surprised! LOL Apparently He wasn't complaining!!!

Brian the bf is with one of the host Matt. They seem to have so much FUN as usual

Z is with other host Rolando. How nice of Rolando did a BIG PARTY for his bff.

Well Well! Who is here!!! Murdach,Paulo & Joe long time no see! Fire island is coming, Z will see them almost every weekend.

Ana & Chelsea---Well! Z doesn't post much girls pics!! Complain Complain!! So many cute boys!!! No time for girls! But those girls were so cute! Of course Z did couple of "vagina" jokes over the nite! If Z can't make "vagina" jokes, what is the purpose of being Z! LOL

Z & Melis---Melis got Z's tiara award! First time Z gave this award to a girl. Well Melis!!! Congrats!!

LOL LOL! Nobody played "spin the bottle"

Z & Patrick--- Finally Z got Patrick's great pic. Patrick has problem with cameras. But he is very handsome in this pic!!

This BIG KISS is sooo on demand!!! Everyone wants to get their BIG KISS from Z. Murdach demanded his BIG KISS and got it! The things I do for this blog!! Kissing cute boys! What a hardship! LOL

Javier & Carlos--- As everyone, vodka was the new water for them. Mennn!! We had so much to drink! But Steve was in TOWN! We wanted to celebrate!! LOL

Another cute boy Jarret!! Party was ONLY for cute boys and girls!

Tony,Steve& Matt---Steve had no idea about my blog. He didn't even know, he was going get bubbles!!! SHAME SHAME!! Matt & Rolando didn't warn him in advance! Here is Tony! looking good! What a great picture!!

Another cute girl Blanca! Love her lipstick color!!! HOT RED!

Well bartender was hot as hell! Everyone loved him!

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NO BABY! NOOOO!

That's the news makes you thin! PUKE PUKE!

PUKE! PUKE! A yale student documented herself throughout a 9 month process where she artificially inseminated herself and then periodically took legal drugs in order to induce miscarriages.TITGUSTING!!!! The exhibit, which will begin next Tuesday, will include video recordings of the forced miscarriages. This crazy artist's name is ALIZA SHVARTS. That whore convinced donors to get her vagina artificially inseminated. Z fells quizy here! Meantime Yale University is in denial!! Saying it is ALL fiction!! Well! They are not gonna admit that in Yale's dorm a girl has been constantly getting pregnant and throwing babies away like poop! Plus she recorded home-made movies! Can't wait to see these movies on youtube!!! Z strongly believes, this whore is MENTAL. Z just wanna vomit (on her) Anyway! What next ALIZA? What is ur next ART project? How about Aliza will inject in her G-spot some kind of injection to get orgasm for one year. While she is having artificially injected toe-curling orgasm, someone can take her ugly facial expressions and full naked body movements pics. Even she can make a youtube movie out of it! That would be BIG thing! Exhibit name must be ALIZA's toe-curling moments! Apparently Aliza's dream job is open up a butcher shop and chop off baby cows all day! Z told you!!! That is the news makes you THIN! Don't you wanna puke NOW!
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I'M A GAY MALE & I'M PREGNANT!

Well Well! First gay male got pregnant! Of course it is famous blogger Z! Z has gained weight recently! He realized He was pregnant! At first Z was happy! But symptoms have been really severe. He gave interview to Teen Girl and Time magazine. He made the cover on both magazines. Here are quotes from his interviews!
"OMG! It is a blissful time for me. It is an amazing feeling most of the time. Yes I have been having very severe symptoms.I admire women more!! It is a difficult job being a pregnant! But My symptoms are little bit different than women. Embarrassingly I fart more. I belch loudly when I least expect it.Couple day ago I was in a movie theater with my friend.I farted so hard, all people turned laugh at me. It smelled like death cat.Oops sorry! I cannot help it. My craving are very bizarre. I don't crave those useless vegetables like pickles.I crave for alcohol! It is amazing, normally I do not drink much!! LOL. Interestingly I started drinking scotch or vodka!! I have morning sickness. Thank God! Vodka stops my nausea. Some people say drinking alcohol is not good my baby. Hell not!!! I'm having a baby girl. She will be famous mess like her aunts Britney & Amy Wino. My baby will be on people magazine very week. So alcohol is early training for my little girl. Well! As you know I do not have vagina (THANK GOD!) I have get c-section! It is OK! I'm not scared! My memory is so overdrawn. I don't even remember who the father is!!! LOL. My hormones are messed up. Couple days ago I was watching THE VIEW on the TV. I started laughing at Barbara Walters. Gosh!! she looked like to me stuffed clown with all those bottox. When I watch Oprah I get scared and when I watch Tyra Banks I cry. I'm hormonal mess!! Strangely I smell better. Some of the things smell really good some of the things smell really bad! Recently I'm enjoying smelling poppers! It smells sooo good!OH GOD! I can't stop smelling that little rush bottle. I cannot stand the smell of diesel dykes. GEE! They smell like death cow (lipstick lesbians are OK!) But overall I'm so happy! When baby is born, I'll be me more happy. I wish this could happen on all gay boys not only special gays like me"
Don't be silly rabbit this interview is all fiction LOL!
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Sunday in the Park with George! Z way Broadway show review

Well Well! Z went to see a Broadway show last week. "Sunday in the Park with George" It is a musical about famous painter Georges Sevrat and his fabulous painting "A Sunday afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte"
Lighting is BRILLIANT. They create the famous painting on the stage. It is UNBELIEVABLE. Lighting is the WOW factor of the play. It is really something. But synopsis is for dummies! Lyrics & music are so so (by Stephen Sondheim) Basically George is lunatic. He is obsessed with painting! His model and mistress is Dot (classic whore name LOL) (Apparently that time there was no condom) Dot gets pregnant. Lunatic George doesn't want baby. Like every whore Dot finds another father figure who is LOUIS! Meantime Dot sings about her love of George. Se says 1000 times George!! (If she said one more time George,Z was going to kill her) There are other people of course. Nurse,old cranky lady, two dummy girls, soldier, drunk and annoying kid. Shocking cast!!(predictable) Some of the jokes are really funny though! Whore Dot gets married with Louis and move to America. End of the 1st act they created the famous painting on the stage. That was AMAZING. Second act! Now we are in 2008. George's great-grandson (GG) who's name is also George (surprise surprise!!) GG George is as fag as LIBERACE. He is doing an exhibition with his grand mother Marie who is painter George's illegal daughter. (How sweet!!)By the time great lighting effects are every where.( Lighting made Z constantly WOW!) After so many meaningless song, faggy GG George visits the famous park in France. He sees bunch of ghost even his great-grand mother whore Dot. They are happy NOW!! Of course Dot sings and says another 10000 George!! Finally play ends.
It was a GREAT play! Z highly recommends LOL! Lightings are worth to see!
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Hysterical Spam emails & Z's responds

Everyone hates spam emails, but Z has fun with them!! Z always responds back to spam emails, because Z is a nice person. Here are funniest spam emails and Z's responds!

1) Is your Cock doing this?--

Limping or lameness (especially after rising)

Slow, stiff, or awkward movements ,Excessive licking ,Withdrawn

Difficulty climbing orgasm! If yes! TAKE VIAGRA!

Z's responds>> How dare u??? My dick doesn't have any problem!! Especially LICKING!!

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Z's respond>>>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! Disgusting! MY poor Mommmmyyy!!!

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Z's respond>>>Dear WHORE!!! If you saw my resume, how come you don't know my name! How do you know I'm gay!!! I'm NOT intrested in your shity job!!!!

4) Online Chatting----Hello I'm tired this evening! I'm a nice and beautiful girl that would like to chat with you.Email me Susanne@galasite.com only because I'm using my friends

email to send this. I will reply with my pictures

Z's responds>>>Hey nice Girl!! I wanna see your pictures.Pls send me!!! I'm excited ( Z just wanted to have FUN with that girl. Not that Z is interested in tired vagina!! Susan sent her picture.Here is her picture EHHHEWWW!)

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Z's respond>>Hi Mr Cucumber!! I do not wanna reach a girl's pussy deeper. I do not need to get penis enlargment either.

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Z's responds>>> As long as I get to massage cute boys, I'm in! Can I take classes for balls massage too. I wanna focus on testicles in my carier!

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Z'LL BE WHIPPED!!!

Well Well! At the last minute Brian the bf wanted to go a fun dinner. Couple of phone calls. In an hour everyone at our apartment for drinks. Brian the bf makes drinks very strong!!! After multiple drinks!!We all went dinner to restaurant 44 1/2 in HK. Here is a group pics! Apparently Housemate Chris was on the phone with PEREZ HILTON (trying to cheat on Z with other blogs! ) LOL!

Smiley faces from dinner---Richard , Housemate Chris & Paul

Well! Wine makes some of us romantic LOL! Here is Kevin & Ryan!

Well Well! It has been long time Z gave his tiara award to anyone! Richard received BIG KISS and Z's Tiara award. Being best Z reader is not easy! Well deserved award !:):):):)

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Restaurant 44 1/2 is Z's one of fav restaurants. Z goes there almost twice a week. Restaurant is famous with hot waiters and their funny t-shirts. In this case our waiter was wearing a t-shirt "toasted" Brian the bf ordered "roasted" But Z eats ONLY "baked" LOL