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Z wishes Ron a great birthday!
Z's runner-up bff Ron is celebrating his 40ish b-day this weekend. His big party will be on Sunday. Ron is having his party at his spectacular roof. Unfortunately Z is missing Ron's party. (Can't believe it!) Ron's great personality and witty sense of humor makes him an amazing friend. He is so fun to be with. It has been so long Z hasn't seen Ron (Hey Ron!!! Z is complaining here) Well! shit happens! Hopefully soon Z will celebrate Ron's b-day separately. Z wishes Ron happy b-day!!! BIG KISS from Z to Ron!
Pines is up & running
Last weekend finally Pines got some sun! Even though early of the season gay island was packed. Hot homos were everywhere. We didn't reach the speedo season yet but Studs were sexy in thick hoodies too. Low Tea & High Tea was packed. Well Honey! Pines is already up & running! 
Rick, Sean & Z--- LOVE LOVE this pic! Z looks little bit sleepy. Should we blame excessive vodka for that? LOL. Rick & Sean look sooo adorable! LOVE Sean's sweet face expression!:) And Anthony made a surprise and sneaked in the picture with his cute smile
Tony & Johnny-- Everyone is familiar with them from Z's blog. They did a great start for the season last weekend! They had so much at Sip & Twirl on Saturday nite ! Ooopps! No gossiping Z!
Eric , Z, Doug & Chris--- Socialite Eric wouldn't miss any Fire island weekend! Of course Doug too! It is Little Chris's first share on the island this year. He was the other one made a FUN start on the island last weekend! Satruday nite was busy for him. No names will be given! LOL!!! Z's blog is not a gossip site. LOL!
Well Well! Little Chris & little Johnny ! Z is starting a competition between them. It is called Project Pines. Do you think Johnny will keep his popularity or Chris will get more attention. Which cute & little stud will win the competion? Any comments?! Z will be the judge! Stay tuned!
Mario & Z--- Mario is Z's new housemate. OH BOY! Two meditarenians are in the same house. You can imagine the riot. He is so much FUN. Well boys! He is hot & single too! Who's going to get lucky this summer! Remain to be seen!
Brian the bf, Anthony, Ryan & Jack ---- Jack & Anthony is Ryan & Paul's new housemates. Z's sister house got all new housemates this year. No doubt! they are so much FUN. Z's cute bf Brian became a social butterfly recently. He was chatting with all island over the weekend.
Chris, Cartoon Chris, Richard & Eric--- Richard 's bff's Chris & Cartoon Chris were other familiar faces on the island. BOYS! You must check Cartoon Chris's web site http://www.itsthemichaels.com/
It is AMAZING. It is really well done. Richard & his new housemate Eric was having great time at the low tea as well. This picture turned out really cute too!
David & Richie--- They are Z's housemates. David is the newbie. Being Z's housemate got David under limelight automatically. He had no idea when he wanted to join our house. Who knew Z was important public figure! Well! David get used to it! You are doing share with gay media! LOL LOL!
Z & Anthony-- Even Anthony hated his pic. Z really liked it. So Anthony you made the blog finally! Stop complaining Anthony! Z can hear you! Your pic is adorable! 
Joe & Jason--- Well Well! It was Joe's first weekend on the island this season. Sure he had so much fun Saturday nite! ( AGAIN!No gossiping Z!!) Joe & Jason's pic is the other great one. OH BOY! Z knows how to take AMAZING pics! Fierce!!! 
James & David--- Well Well! All winter Z didn't seethem. James & David finally surfaced, because summer arrived. David stopped by Z's house for drinks before low tea. James didn't come.Rumor says James was doing yoga and putting last touch to his masculine body for the summer. Yeah!! Speedo time is at corner BITCHES! You had better be careful too!!
Steve, Dan & Z--- Do you think seriously think, these would miss Pines! HELL NO! Needless both are Z's good friend! Looking forward to spending more time with them during summer! FUN FUN!
Ryan, Paul & Johnny--- GOOD old times! Trio re-united at the low tea! LOL! You can imagine the laughs about this comment! OOOoopps!
Brian the bf, David & housemate Chris-- Well housemates were having so fun and drinks at low tea. Z heard some people had 3 glasses of pines punch! OH NO! It is all about moderation BOYS! Have just one pines punch and 5 vodka soda! Kidding!!!! Great smiley picture!
Well! Cutie David is with Z! Since David came back from long Thailand vacation, he wasn't around. Who knows what he was up to! It was great to see him! Hope Z will see him very soon! :)
And Chris & Ted! Boy! How many Chris does Z know?? So manyyy!!Well cute & naughty couple disappeared during the winter. Now they are back to circus. LOL.
Z will be on the island for Memorial day weekend too. If you wanna be featuered on Z's blog. Say Hi to Z first! Of course Z will take your pic. OH! You should know the rules. Click here to read the rules!!! :):):)
Canadians were in town! :):)
Well Well! Our good friends Mark & Tony came from Canada. We all went to a fun dinner. Wine & Italian carbs made everyone happy. All nite we talked about old days!!! Excessive wine makes people nostalgia apparently. Great group pic with Tony, Ryan, Z, Bob,Paul, Brian the bf, Mark & Joe
Joe , Mark & Brian the bf---All nite everyone was like this. BIG SMILE! Mark is the red head. He was one of the guest of honor!
Paul & Brian the bf--After a while everyone started giving Z's signature BIG KISS! Well They said this kiss was so much FUN! Welcome to Z's life! What a hardship! kissing hot boys for my blog! LOL
Ryan & Tony--- Tony is giving Ryan a BIG KISS. Well Tony! If you keep up the good work, you will get the Pines Party weekend at Ryan& Paul's Fire island mansion! LOL
Tony started taking pics too. Is Z getting spin-off blog??! GEE!
The last and the best! Z & Bob--- Bob tried to give Z a BIG KISS! Isn't this pic sooo cute!TOMORROW Z WILL POST " FUN PICS FROM LOW TEA"
Forever Summer by TimO
Well Well! New DJ TimO cd finally arrived to Z's blog! Today all day Z listened this fabulous cd. It is a masterpiece!! Start new hit Rihanna song! Mariah Carey "Touch my body" is amazing! Of course Don't miss Madonna" 4 Minutes"! Cindy Lauper " Same old fucking story" Well! That songs is so good! "Surrender Me" & "Club La La" are great summer songs! But Z's fave song is " Alright". Z loved that song instantly! This cd is very upbeat! It makes Z happy! Here you go! DJ TimO did it again!
Forever Summer by DJ TimO
1) Alright (Jonathan Peters Black Party Mix)- Jonathan Peters feat.Katreese Barne
2) Take A Bow (Tony Moran & Warren Rigg Encore Club Mix)- Rihanna 3) 4 Minutes (Peter Rauhofer Saves New York Mix)- Madonna feat.Justin Timberlake
4) Surrender Me (Tony Moran & Warren Rigg Hail The Divas Mix)- Debby Holiday
5) Same Old Fucking Story (Ralphi's Melodic Vox Remix)- Cyndi Lauper 6) Looking 4 Men (Abel Ho-ing Dub)- Rosabel feat. Tamara Wallace
7) Stamp Your Feet (Escape & Collucio Club Mix)- Donna Summer
8) Damaged (Tyler Nelson Dark Club Mix)- Danity Kane
9) Club La La (Jody den Broeder Club Vocal Mix)- Sirens
10) Don't You Wanna Be Mine (Extended Club Mix)- Denise Lopez
11) Touch My Body (Seamus Haji & Paul Emanuel Club Remix)- Mariah Carey
If chubby Perez Hilton blogs himself
Well Well! If Chubby Perez Hilton blogs himself, that would be just like this. Honestly! Z thinks Perez is quite funny. Chubby blogger was a bad-bad boy couple weeks ago. He outed supposedly closeted actor (you know who). Z doesn't even wanna mention actor's name here. Z strongly believes, outing a gay guy is not right thing to do (especially by another gay guy). Getting out of closet is extremely painful process for anyone and it should be up to closeted person.Perez was bad-bad boy so Z blogs Perez Z way. Z gave him bad boy red nose award. OH! One suggestion to Perez from Z. He should register http://www.gaychubbydating.com/ so he start getting sexual intercourse again! LOL
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Z & Brian the bf will be in Fire Island this weekend
Yes Bitches! Z & Brian the bf will be in Fire Island this weekend. Z is totally blogging all weekend! Get ready! You know the rules. If your outfit is bad or you gained weight over the winter, you are not going to make the blog. SO! Get ready!!!! If you see Z in the island, say HI! Z won't bite!!!! Meantime if you are in the city, this blog will be open 24/7.Check old posts and forward this blog to your friends!
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A Hooker's Resume!???!!!
Well! Well! After Ex Governor Spitzer sex scandal everyone has been talking about Hookers . Obviously in 5 years prostitution will be legal. What next then?!! Heyooo! Hustlers & Whores will be working legally. They will pay tax and each sexual intercourse will be regulated. Even they will have their own college! LOL! Hookers will be looking for jobs at Madam's luxury brothels. Here is an example of hooker's resume. She uses when she applies for a new job. (Are u ready to crack up?!!!)
Kristine Dewhore
69W 69th street #G-spot
Dickieland NY 16969
Phone>> 1-800- EAT-PUSSY
Education:
*Bachelor Degree from HIT (Hooker Institute of Technology NYC )
* MBA degree on BROTHEL MANAGEMENT
Experience
* May 1990-June 1993 Arkansas Women's Brothel
-- Sexual intercourse with Dudes, Scum bags with their socks on.
-- Anal sex with bisexuals
-- Little bit experience with orgie
-- Corporal punishment with obese guys
* August 1993-September 2001 Worked with Madam Monica in Washington DC ( Madam killed herself & position eliminated)
-- Penetrated by Hasidic Jews, Rich guys, Heiress
-- Medical Roleplay with Senators
-- Crossdressing and Forced Feminization with Mayors
-- Teasing and Denial with Politician's wives
* January 2001-Current Newyork
Modelling & Freelance Naughty Dominatrices
Achievements
--I made 3 governors resign
-- In 2002 My Threesome with famous Senator & his closeted lesbian wife made the front page of NY Times & NY Post
-- In 1999 I won Best Promising Pussy Award
-- In 2003 I wrote a book. It's called " Ass is the other Vagina" It became bestseller.
Certificates
-- Cleansing Vagina Douche
-- Tip Tissue Muscle Cock Sucking
Hobbies
-- Spit instead of Lube
--Having sex while guys are wearing diapers on
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Spring makes everyone strip the clothes off!
Well! Spring came to NYC. Boys went topless. Even though NYC weather has multiple personality those days.( One day rainy the other day sunny!) As soon as Sun comes up, yummy boys take their t-shirt. Lunch time! Zero-fat boys enjoy the sun on their soft & smooth skin.
Apparently some studs worked out all winter! Delish !!!
Enjoy your reading stud! (YUMM HUH!) LOL
Well! Not only boys enjoy the sun, girls too. Isn't she beautiful? Poor girl is lonely.
Lay down on the grass! Relax the muscles! Life is great!
This blond is the cutest! Friendly and topless chat during lunch break! EYE CANDY & SEXY BACK!!
Well Barbara! Who didn't! LOL
Once you go black! you can never come back! How Barbara did it? OH WOW!
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Why Z loves Diesel Dykes!
Z LOVES LOVES diesel dykes! They are so entertaining!! OH GOD! Diesel Dykes are so much fun to hang out with.Here are Z's reasons to love them to death! :):):)
1) Diesel Dykes are so fat. They make me look skinny next to them.
2) Put more than two lesbians in a same room, there is always a fight.(like sumo-wrestlers)
3) Those adorable dykes always wear oversize Big & Tall ( or big & short) clothes. It cracks me up!!!
4) There are millions of lesbians but only 5 Lesbian hair cuts. Talking about creativity! LOL
5) They can repair & build anything. Let a diesel dyke build a kitchen, she could do it in 4 days in the same outfit.
6) After 1st date diesel dykes move in together. After second month they start wearing the same OLD NAVY outfits. After forth months they even walk alike. So cute!!! (ehhhhhww!)
7) Even after 20 years they will have the same body shape (fat). Years would never ruin their curvy-chunky bodies.
8) Every couple has spare bedroom, spare tire etc. Lesbian ccouples have spare womb. ( but why? they adopt every Asian kid on the ea
rth anyway)
Well! Don't you love them too :)
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2) Put more than two lesbians in a same room, there is always a fight.(like sumo-wrestlers)
3) Those adorable dykes always wear oversize Big & Tall ( or big & short) clothes. It cracks me up!!!
4) There are millions of lesbians but only 5 Lesbian hair cuts. Talking about creativity! LOL
5) They can repair & build anything. Let a diesel dyke build a kitchen, she could do it in 4 days in the same outfit.
6) After 1st date diesel dykes move in together. After second month they start wearing the same OLD NAVY outfits. After forth months they even walk alike. So cute!!! (ehhhhhww!)
7) Even after 20 years they will have the same body shape (fat). Years would never ruin their curvy-chunky bodies.
8) Every couple has spare bedroom, spare tire etc. Lesbian ccouples have spare womb. ( but why? they adopt every Asian kid on the ea
rth anyway)Well! Don't you love them too :)
If you have your own reason to love them. Leave here your comment. Love to know what you are thinking :)
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Spring arrived to Fire Island (with a twist)
Well Well! Spring arrived to Fire Island! Last weekend almost all houses opened their doors in FI. Of course Z was there. Island was beautiful. Trees, blue sky & hot homos!! For 1st weekend Z didn't wanna post any studs pics from FI. Anyway! all summer Z'll be posting so many pics of hot guys and fun parties. Z decided to post picture of (boring) nature of course with a twist ( or twisted) LOL Enjoy!
This is Z's house. It is 3 stories. It is an amazing house. (Modernly decorated) 1st floor is rooms and swimming pool. 2nd floor is living room and kitchen. 3rd floor is rooftop with a breathtaking view. Maybe rooftop is the highest point in island. Well! This house will see so many hot boys and fierce parties throughout the summer
This is the swimming pool with heater. It will be a giant hot tub soon! LOL! Parties will be in the swimming pool! Can't wait! (swimming suit is optional!) LOL
That is the unbelievable view from rooftop. GORGEOUS! It is 360 degree view! You gotta see it! JEALOUS?? You can visit Z anytime!!
Harbor looked so amazing with pink trees. You can imagine all summer Z can sit there and look at the peaceful view. DON'T BE DUMMY! Z will pass this view without looking at and go straight to the low tea with his "to go cup" vodka-soda. Why on the earth would Z waste his time with the boring view! What were you thinking??! LOL LOL
High Tea and Low tea was open. It was so much fun as always ( and so much vodka) Pavilion will be open soon. How quite looking isn't it? In two weeks harbor will be full of STUDS. Smell of testosterone will dominate the island.HOMOs! HOMOs! will be everywhere. 
Some people's garden were already picturesque! So gorgeous! Soon it will be full of death sperm and used condom KIDDING!!! Those garden is beautiful and clean all summer . Only addition will hot gay men with skimpy speedos! :):)
Walking on the board walk was so romantic. Couples were hand to hand. Soon those couples will be triple or more very soon. LOL LOL!
Beach looked so empty and quite. Don't believe what you see now. Memorial Day weekend beach will be packed with yummy gay men.Even though it was the 1st weekend, it was great and fun! Stayed tune!! because Z will be blogging from FI all summer.
10 Nasty Things I would like to do today
Z woke up tense & bored this mornig. You know! One of those mornings! Nothing makes you smile! Z thought if Z would do nasty things throughout the day, it would make Z laugh! LOL
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1) Sniffing armpit of every fat woman on the street
2) Putting used condoms in my co-workers jackets
3) Licking the neck of homeless people
4) Squeezing my nether region whenever I see an Aegean girl
5) Burping every time someone tells me "How are you?"
6) Drizzling olive oil on the door steps of my neighbors
7) Screaming every obese toddler " You are the result of broken condom"
8) French-kissing every chubby guy with facial pimple
9) Picking my nose and throwing yikey stuff at people in the subway
10) Pinching every Indian busboy's butt.
Do you think Z can do all of these things?! Knowing Z!! You never know!!:):)
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Polygamy-mommies don't wear undies!!!
Z spent one day with Polygamy-mommies! Those bitches are so much FUN! Their pastel -nerdy dresses shouldn't deceive you, underneath they don't wear undies (easy to access). Some of them put glitter body spray on their uterus to make special! Those whores are kinky! Here is my day with them in orgy-dominated compound
10 am--Polygamy mommies wake up! Despite everyone thinks they wake up late.After all nite humping & bumping bitches need their beauty sleep.
10.30-11-30 am They all have breakfast in pink ballroom. Breakfast is all about gossiping last nite orgies. Who did 69! who did anal! Conversations are very educational! Screw three ways or four ways! In this compound orgy is minimum 8 ways. The most popular style is 13 ways doggie style!( it should be very amazing to watch LOL)
11 am -12 pm-- Those bitches are exercising!! Yes! Believe me! Have you seen fat polygamist chick? Those women work hard. For biceps they husk corn. For legs they mop the floors.For boobies they harvest ( For butt? well!! they take care that during anal sex!)
12-12.30 pm-- Everyone take vagina-reconstructive yoga class. It is mandatory for anyone above 13 years old. Husbands like tight cervix! Class is all about squeezing and stretching vagina muscles.
12.45-13.45 pm-- All mommies and daddies are getting STD tests once a month. Since nobody knows who poked who. They wanna make sure they are negative on all points. Bacterial vaginosis is the scariest nightmare of mommies. They get that o
ften because they overuse their muffs.
ften because they overuse their muffs.13.45-14.30 pm-- They prepare their selves for the nite. They pick the best puffy-sleeved, Laura Ashley knock-off pastel gowns and shine their shit-brown shoes. Also that is the time they clean & organize their adult toys.
14.30-16.00 pm-- They take disco-naps before tea-dance starts.
16.00-16.30 pm They do their voluminous bangs and hand-made braids. Of course they use only Jesus approved hair products
16.30- 9.00 pm--Tea dance at blue ballroom. OH BOY! Mommies and daddies dance , drink & flirt at tea-dance. Redbull vodka is the mommies choice! Bisexual daddies like cosmopolitans! You must see those mommies!! They become Madonna or Janet on the dance floor. ( 13 years old ones become Rihanna) This party also is great for hook-ups. Close to 9 pm everyone pretty much pick their orgy groups and go to sex rooms. Parties continue in those rooms till they all have multiple orgasms!!! You can imagine climax noises and screams in polygamy compound!!!
Well what a life HUH!!!!
P.S. Now Z knows what his outfit is for Halloween! He will be wearing polygamy-mommy outfit LOL LOL
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Miley Cyrus didn't even show her underage genitalia! Why are people angry?!!
Well! Poor, underage whore showed her sexy back. OMG OMG! Everyone got outraged! What is the big deal! Stop this photo backlash! She has done worst things in the past! How come is everyone scaring her? Let her be messier! Honestly! We all are sick of Britney & Amy Wino. We need new Messes! Let aka Hannah Montana do whatever she wants to! She didn't even show her tits yet! ( BTW rumor says, her genitalia has little tongue and licks well! LOL well that's what Z heard! It might be not true!) Her family supports her! Why do you care?!!Of course it is so obvious why everyone is soo outraged, because she doesn't show genitalia to these people. They wanna see everything! Relax dude! She is taking her time! Z completely supports little Messzilla Miley ! My little underage Miley one day will look on this and masturbate!
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Z's 5 days liquid diet diary!
Well! Couple weeks ago my boyfriend told me I gained weight and my love handles were prominent! I snapped! OMG! OMG! How could it be? Am I becoming a bear? Damn! I ate all winter along!!! Speedo time was at the corner!!!! Panic! Panic! I decided going on a 5 days liquid diet. Get rid of excessive body fat & toxic! This diet was all about liquid & juice! Great! I LOVE DRINKING! No alcohol & No caffeine!! BUMMER! I needed to do this! "I'll be gorgeous again! "
DAY 1--- Day 1 menu was cabbage, head of celery & cucumber. I put those in a juicer and mixed.All day I had to drink this stuff! YIKES! I said myself "I can do this! Girl!!! Where is your will power?!" 10 am I was starving. I had miserable caffeine headaches! I needed to have coffee urgen
tly "I'm addicted to coffee!" Which moron created this diet! Coffee Basher! Lunch break!!! Great! I went out and had some fresh air. This cabbage drink made my stomach bizarre! I was dying for coffee! All the little Mexican busboys seemed to me Starbucks Grande Latte! They looked so yummy!
" Come!! my little Mexican Frappucinno give a sip to your daddy" OH! Day 1!! and I already lost it! I made the evening barely. I passed out at nite.
DAY 2--- Day 2 menu was broccoli, green pepper, kale mixed juice. Ehhhww! Juice was so green! I had a BIG meeting that day! All VPs, EVPs! All important big bosses! 11 am I started farting little bit! Shit! It must have been broccoli! My tongue was green too! 1 pm I went to meeting! I couldn't stop farting! OH! It smelled so bad! I was belching out loudly! Everyone was laughing at me! The smell in the air was like death pigeon! Ehhww! I felt embarrassed! I said myself "GOD Brian!!! Why did you tell me, I was fat" Whenever I talked, everyone looked my tongue! It was all green!!!! I was a giant fart machine with a big green tongue! I passed out that nite too!
Day 3--- I woke up very tired! No energy! Day 3's menu was carrots, beets & tomatoes! Juice was red! As if I hadn't had enough problem with green day! Lunch time I peed red! GEE! Talking about vagina was having her period! Mine was bloody mengina!! Thank God! Nobody saw my fashionably red pee! I was starving all day! I wanted to have solid food! I wanted to bite! Gosh! It has been 2 days I haven't pooped! I was obsessed with the idea of biting all day.I made home barely. Pheeww!! Me & my boyfriend went to bed early. I couldn't go to sleep!!! Tossing & Turning! I needed to
release my tension! I made Brian the bf wake up! " Honey Let's have sex!" Brian the bf said " Horny bitch! Do you know what time it is? It is 3 am!!" I said " I'm not horny! I'm hungry! Honneey!! Show ur peperoni to me!" GEE! The idea of peperoni made my mouth watering. Well! I started giving my boyfriend a good old head! Meantime I was hallucinating pepperoni. Yummmy!!! Succulent pepperoni!! All of sudden Brian the bf screamed " What the hell! WHORE! You are eating my dick!! STOP IT!!" OMG! I was eating his pepperoni. OH GOD!! " I'm a mess!"
Day 4--- Today's menu! Broccoli, cabbage and cucumber mixed juice! Great! Another fart day! I was so cranky all day! I was craving big juicy steak! Whenever I saw big tits on the street! They reminded me hanger steaks! GOD! First time boobies made me smile! Ehhhww! My pee was so dark and stinky all day! At nite! I was still cranky!!! We went to bed early! I passed out! In the middle of the I woke up with stomach pain! I didn't wanna wake up my boyfriend again! I decided to have a toe-curling masturbation! I couldn't concentrate!Well! When I was hungry, it was impossible to get it up! I gave up!!! What I did?!!! I shaved my balls & my armpits! CRAZY! But I made day 4!!!!
Day 5---- I woke up with no energy! Last day! SHIT! I said myself " 
I cannot do this anymore! This is crazy!" I realized I have not scaled yet! I was scared what if I didn't loose weight! I slowly walked to the scale. I said " Scale! Scale! Tell me who is skinner Paris Hilton or me" OMG! I lost 20 pound in 4 days! Fuck it! & I didn't do 5th day!!
Was it worth it? Well! You should decide! Here is my after diet picture! I highly recommend this diet? ( if you can handle explosive farts!) LOL LOL!
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