You missed a party! Memorial Day weekend in Miami

A friend of Z sent these amazingly gross & hysterical pics. Hotties are having big party in Miami on Memorial Day. Honestly Z has no idea what kind of party was that. Maybe Freak Convention in Miami Beach! Who knows! Those two queens seem to be having so much FUN! Love the torn apart outfit! Very classy! Do they do this for mens too?

Well! Fat People are easy to notice!! Obviously!

OMG! Even Ugly Betty was there! She forgot to wear her skirt! Betty! Be careful with Cellulitis!!

Strike a gross pose! Creative outfit! Matching American Apparel underwear and knee length socks! Anna Wintour must see this!

TITORIOUS! Obviuosly those dykes didn't have Victoria Secrets gift certificate! Although one of the dyke has killer abs! GO GIRL!

Charlie's Fags! Boy!!! In the middle one is like African American Pamela Anderson. Copper speedo is so out this year. Honey! you should have done gold. Yellow underwear? It is extremely stylish!

Shake It Girls! JLO will be so proud of you girls!

And the last is the best! TRANIEZILLA! Saggy boobies are very attractive! Vomitilicious! EeehhhWW!
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OMG! Diesel Dykes gone wild!!! LOL

Well Well! Who said diesel dykes were boring. Here are bunch of pictures from lesbian week in P-town. Z blog reader Tom Ponti from Boston sent those hysterical pics to Z. BIG KISS goes to Tom. He deserved Z's tiara award too. GREAT JOB TOM! Let's take a look at those Messzillas! LOL
LOVE LOVE! Diesel dyke is showing her boobies to baby dykes! Piggylicious! How fun is that? Eeeehhww!

Of course beer bottles pops up in the picture. What did you expect cosmopolitans! Ms Dyke is apparently so thirsty. She is sucking beer like a big sponge!Big baby is going to burp a lot!
She is washing her chubby body with beer. Is that beer blast Mondays in P-town? BTW She looks very bloated. Girls! Rub mommy's tummy for luck. OH Baby! Ms Dyke is so proud! Crowd is so excited! Piggylicious! Honey! Honey! After all those beers! She'd better run to the bathroom. Well! Don't blame lesbians anymore. They are very fun!
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10 Nasty Things I would like to do today

Z woke up tense & bored this mornig. You know! One of those mornings! Nothing makes you smile! Z thought if Z would do nasty things throughout the day, it would make Z laugh! LOL
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1) Sniffing armpit of every fat woman on the street

2) Putting used condoms in my co-workers jackets

3) Licking the neck of homeless people

4) Squeezing my nether region whenever I see an Aegean girl

5) Burping every time someone tells me "How are you?"

6) Drizzling olive oil on the door steps of my neighbors

7) Screaming every obese toddler " You are the result of broken condom"

8) French-kissing every chubby guy with facial pimple

9) Picking my nose and throwing yikey stuff at people in the subway

10) Pinching every Indian busboy's butt.

Do you think Z can do all of these things?! Knowing Z!! You never know!!:):)

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EHWWWW PICS!!! THEY ARE FUNNY THOUGH!

HELL YEAHHHH! You should have!! Ehhwww!

LOL!!!!!! It smells that BADDDDD!

Keep your Santa yourself! EHHHHHW!

BON APPETITE!

Poor Thing!!!!

Dont be scared from DARK!

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EHHWWW --WHAT'S UP WITH NASCAR THING!!

They closed 42 str. for NASCAR yesterday.EHHHWWW! It was seriously annoying!They scared sensitive and creative fashion district people.WHY there? I expected flawors, balloons next to fashion district, since that area is mainly occupied gay people. It is NOT nice to scare them ( us) with car noises.!!!
What was that Nascar thing? straight circuit party!! Even they have a host hotel. Best Western ,ehhhhw! VERY unappealing. Do they DJ's too? I never understood this car racing thing.Other excuse to drink more beer.

EHHHWWW MOMENTS from barracuda!

I don't even know these people.EHHHHWWW!!!!

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Ehhwww Moments!

WORK IT OUT GIRL! EHHHWW 4! Female bartender? Girl! She made me take her tits pic! This DOUBLE EHHHHHWWWW! What is this home boy doing? peace! EHHHWWW 2! I understand , they are having fun,but?! EHWWWWW 1!