10 Things about MY boyfriend

Well! Of course Z is doing a special posting for his gorgeous & glamorous bf. Everyone should know more about Z's bf Brian.

1) HE IS SO ORGANIZED---Brian the bf is one of the MOST organized person Z ever met. If you can see his closet, it like red hangers for shirts and blue hangers for pants. God forbid! If housekeeper mixes them up. Z's nicest bf becomes Brian the dearest. His personal drawers are so tidy. You would think, you are in a furniture showroom

2) HE CHEATS ON Z with NY Times--- LOL! Swear to God! Brian the bf's real boyfriend is NY Times. He reads NY Times from corner to corner everyday.He spends more time with NY times than Z.

3) HE IS A GREAT BARTENDER- He can mix any drink very well. Whatever drink he mixes tastes great & strong. With this talent he creates new drinks. OH BOY! This becomes problem sometimes especially following morning when Z& Brian the bf get the hungover.

4) HE LOVES TENNIS-- Brian the bf loves playing tennis. He is really good at it.His big joy is watching tennis tournaments. Z strongly believes Williamson sisters turn him on. LOL

5) HE ENJOYS TALKING ABOUT POLITICS-- Brian the bf loves politics. He could talk about it non stop all day. One day Z caught him explaining Bush's social security policy to 7 years old. Poor boy started crying. His mother screamed Brian the bf " You are scaring him. Don't mention about Bush"

6) HE IS SO CLEAN-- He cleans like energizer bunny, even though housekeeper comes to apartment once a week. He cannot help it. He wants everything to be shinny. If they are not shine, he finds a way to make them shine. LOL

7) HE LOVES ENTERTAINING GUESTS-- Z & Brian the bf have always guests. Brian the bf was born for entertaining. He invites his friends for drinks at his apartment before dinner. After dinner he invites them back to the apartment for more drinks. His signature sentence for after dinner drinks is "Let's go to our apartment and re-group" That means we will go out, but before then we have our 10th drink at our apartment. There is no person left his house sober. LOL (Did I mention he is from South)

8) HIS STYLE IS MINIMALIST--Brian the bf hates clutter. If he buys one shirt more he throws away one. The same rule applies to furniture as well. One day his mother visited Z & Brian the bf. As soon as she saw the apartment, she said " I see you guys didn't furnish the apartment yet. Oh sorry" OH NO! She thought we were poor. LOL
9) HE IS OBSESSED WITH READING-- Brian the bf can read 3 books at the same time. His book selection is very broad. It can be anything intellectual. He has extensive knowledge on almost everything. He always amazes Z with his cleverness

10) HE LOVES Z TO DEATH--Brian the bf loves Z so much. He adores him. Z loves him back more than he loves Z.

Click here to read "10 things about Z"

OMG! Diesel Dykes gone wild!!! LOL

Well Well! Who said diesel dykes were boring. Here are bunch of pictures from lesbian week in P-town. Z blog reader Tom Ponti from Boston sent those hysterical pics to Z. BIG KISS goes to Tom. He deserved Z's tiara award too. GREAT JOB TOM! Let's take a look at those Messzillas! LOL
LOVE LOVE! Diesel dyke is showing her boobies to baby dykes! Piggylicious! How fun is that? Eeeehhww!

Of course beer bottles pops up in the picture. What did you expect cosmopolitans! Ms Dyke is apparently so thirsty. She is sucking beer like a big sponge!Big baby is going to burp a lot!
She is washing her chubby body with beer. Is that beer blast Mondays in P-town? BTW She looks very bloated. Girls! Rub mommy's tummy for luck. OH Baby! Ms Dyke is so proud! Crowd is so excited! Piggylicious! Honey! Honey! After all those beers! She'd better run to the bathroom. Well! Don't blame lesbians anymore. They are very fun!
**If you have blog-worthy pictures or stories, send to Z. If it fits to Z's bloglike these great pics, Z will definitely post them. You can email ILOVEZEREN@gmail.com
Click here to read "8 reasons to love lesbians"

Z got straight dudes turned on at the gym!

Hello Summer by DJ SCOOBY! Brand new cd! Z still can't believe DJ Scooby got new "GIVE IT TO ME" remix in advance. You know who is the singer. Of course the diva who is recent candy shop owner. LOL! Z listened this cd first time at the gym! Z felt like he was at pier dance! Amazing! He couldn't stop dancing! You will feel the same way! But Don't do that at the gym!! Because Z turned on straight people on! (with the little help of his skimpy pink gym short) Well! Music was great! He couldn't help it! It was Dj Scooby's fault! And those straight people liked the way Z danced and started fantasying about him!. Well! Z always says " Anus is the other vagina" LOL!

So!! Can we get married elsewhere? Is it OK?

If we get married elsewhere, NY state will recognize our marriage.WOW! WOW! That means if Z & Brian the bf go to California ( after June17th) and get their marriage license, NY state will say them " Congrats husband & husband!!". Is it very HAPPY news? Well! Don't you think it reminds us little bit " Don't ask Don't tell". It is like saying " Don't do it here! Do it somewhere else". Why can't Manhattan gays get married in their state instead of going elsewhere? Is it too much to ask? It sounds little bit bizarre. It is not a disastrous news but it is not that great one either. "Don't mess in NY! Mess in other state! When you come back we will say it is OK!" Does that make sense to you? Well! Z must say it is an improvement. Obviously in this country gays should move forward step by step. Congrats Boys!! Our "out of state" marriage will be recognized in NY! BIG OH WOW! Z is really happy to hear that!-:):):):) Queers! It is time to run to bridal shop. No time to waste! We have a wedding to do. Now!! The most question is coming! Who will catch Z's bouquet? Remain to be seen!
Click here to read "I'm a gay male & I'm pregnant"

Fleet Week at Pines

Fleet Week Sailors stopped by Pines last Friday! Well Those sailors were HOT HOT! "Don't Ask Don't Tell" What is that? Is this Japanese?

Exactly! If someone asks, of course you must tell! Gays can't keep a secret especially about penis size! Why keep it a secret!!! LOL

Cute Sailors hit dance floor! They danced like there is no end!

Z's friend Tim & his housemate was one of them! HOT HUH!

Some sailors don't like to shave! Hopefully they won't smell too! LOL

This sailor got bored! He wanted to sleep!

Some sailors didn't even wanna go back! Come stud! Stay with Z! Yummmmyyy!

Click Here to see more Studs pics!

God made me gay because he didn't have any other option!

Years ago while God was creating me, he looked at me and said “This little baby has very tinny bone structure and also little bit girlie. This skinny & adorable human can be neither male nor female. His feet are too big to be a woman. I’m going to make him homo” Well! God decided to make me queer that day. He was in a good mood. He gave me delicious and little bit malicious sense of humor. He also gave me great fashion sense and addiction to skin products. As the other gay males I got strong dedication to cock as well. Other than that I was created the same as hetero dudes. So even God created me equally compare to other heteros. How come I cannot get my equal rights and benefits as a normal human being. I simply don’t understand this!!! Is that because I have a skinny and smooth body unlike fatty heteros? Am I getting punished because I like shinny things? Or they think gays are not good persons. Well! I’m a good person!!!! I respect every law and pay my taxes. How about thieves, rapists and killers? If a thief or murderer was a hetero, he could get every single equal right, but I can’t!!!!! Is that because they are better person than me? Hell NOT! There are so many people think gays should not get married and get their equal rights. Who ever thinks like that I have one sentence to tell them “Even my willy is better than you” -:)
Click here to read " Cats lick their own ass!"

If chubby Perez Hilton blogs himself

Well Well! If Chubby Perez Hilton blogs himself, that would be just like this. Honestly! Z thinks Perez is quite funny. Chubby blogger was a bad-bad boy couple weeks ago. He outed supposedly closeted actor (you know who). Z doesn't even wanna mention actor's name here. Z strongly believes, outing a gay guy is not right thing to do (especially by another gay guy). Getting out of closet is extremely painful process for anyone and it should be up to closeted person.Perez was bad-bad boy so Z blogs Perez Z way. Z gave him bad boy red nose award. OH! One suggestion to Perez from Z. He should register http://www.gaychubbydating.com/ so he start getting sexual intercourse again! LOL

Click here 2 read " I'm a gay male & I'm pregnant"

A Hooker's Resume!???!!!

Well! Well! After Ex Governor Spitzer sex scandal everyone has been talking about Hookers . Obviously in 5 years prostitution will be legal. What next then?!! Heyooo! Hustlers & Whores will be working legally. They will pay tax and each sexual intercourse will be regulated. Even they will have their own college! LOL! Hookers will be looking for jobs at Madam's luxury brothels. Here is an example of hooker's resume. She uses when she applies for a new job. (Are u ready to crack up?!!!)

Kristine Dewhore

69W 69th street #G-spot

Dickieland NY 16969

Phone>> 1-800- EAT-PUSSY

edibleuterus78@humpme.com

Education:

*Bachelor Degree from HIT (Hooker Institute of Technology NYC )

* MBA degree on BROTHEL MANAGEMENT

Experience

* May 1990-June 1993 Arkansas Women's Brothel

-- Sexual intercourse with Dudes, Scum bags with their socks on.

-- Anal sex with bisexuals

-- Little bit experience with orgie

-- Corporal punishment with obese guys

* August 1993-September 2001 Worked with Madam Monica in Washington DC ( Madam killed herself & position eliminated)

-- Penetrated by Hasidic Jews, Rich guys, Heiress

-- Medical Roleplay with Senators

-- Crossdressing and Forced Feminization with Mayors

-- Teasing and Denial with Politician's wives

* January 2001-Current Newyork

Modelling & Freelance Naughty Dominatrices

Achievements

--I made 3 governors resign

-- In 2002 My Threesome with famous Senator & his closeted lesbian wife made the front page of NY Times & NY Post

-- In 1999 I won Best Promising Pussy Award

-- In 2003 I wrote a book. It's called " Ass is the other Vagina" It became bestseller.

Certificates

-- Cleansing Vagina Douche

-- Tip Tissue Muscle Cock Sucking

Hobbies

-- Spit instead of Lube

--Having sex while guys are wearing diapers on

Click here to read " Spitzer didn't anything wrong. He was just Horny"

Hit here to see " Spitzer admits"
Scroll down for more LAUGH!

10 Nasty Things I would like to do today

Z woke up tense & bored this mornig. You know! One of those mornings! Nothing makes you smile! Z thought if Z would do nasty things throughout the day, it would make Z laugh! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
1) Sniffing armpit of every fat woman on the street

2) Putting used condoms in my co-workers jackets

3) Licking the neck of homeless people

4) Squeezing my nether region whenever I see an Aegean girl

5) Burping every time someone tells me "How are you?"

6) Drizzling olive oil on the door steps of my neighbors

7) Screaming every obese toddler " You are the result of broken condom"

8) French-kissing every chubby guy with facial pimple

9) Picking my nose and throwing yikey stuff at people in the subway

10) Pinching every Indian busboy's butt.

Do you think Z can do all of these things?! Knowing Z!! You never know!!:):)

Click here to read "10 THINGS ABOUT Z"

Don't be Yummy Monkey! Scroll down!

EEHHWW IS HILARIOUS!

Hit here 2 see more " ehhhwww pics" LOL

LOL PIX!

CLICK HERE FOR MORE FUNNY PICS!

SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE!

EHHHWWW BUT HYSTERICAL!!

CLICK HERE TO READ " WHAT TO DO WITH STEROID QUEEN"
SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE LAUGH!

Z's GOOD Friends didn't do anything! They were just HORNY!!!

Well Well! Z's GOOD friends have been under a lot of stress recently!! Z loves McGreevey & Spitzer. They didn't do anything wrong! They just followed their COCK's voice! HORNY HORNY!! It could happen anyone!!! Z's ex-longterm closeted friend McGreevey had really bad times couple year ago! Mr GAY America admitted he had been dating with guys on the side. I was so SORRY for him at first. Who can blame him with that messy wife. Recently Z's good friend McGreevey put a gay touch on his story! THREESOME! OMG!!! HOW FAGGY!! They have been having threesome all along. There is nothing wrong with that. All Manhattan is having threesome too! We are New Yorkers! We are so used to these kind of things. Well! How about Z's good friend Spitzer. He just wanted to eat different pussies! He had so much money he just prefer to buy it! Z doesn't understand how come people say bad things about him. Z heard that whore who Z's friend hired many many times has magical pussy! She made Spitzer addicted to her pussy! She made him crazy about her vagina! Spitzer was NOT thinking clearly. He was thinking with his cock, not with his brain! Well! It is not Spitzer's fault. Instead of accusing Z's friend Spitzer, they should arrest that Mrs smelly- Pussy! ( Well! Z always says "Don't eat fishy pussy! Eat only willy "LOL) Z wishes Spitzer and Mcgrevey good luck with their new life! Hope they will have happier than ever!!! Z gave both of them his signature BIG KISS!! Muah! Muah!!!
Z won an OSCAR! Click here to read Z's Oscar Speech!

Don't be silly rabbit! Scroll down for more!!!!

HANKY CODES!

Before Z's time apparently hanky codes were very popular! BOY! There are so many hanky codes!! Z's picked the funniest ones! This might be very useful for this weekend! Well! Unless you wanna hook up with scat top or bestiality bottom ! LOL!

LEFT// COLOR// RIGHT
Bondage top /GREY /Fit to be tied!
Wants head /LIGHT BLUE/ Cocksucker
Cock & ball torturer/TEAL BLUE/Cock & ball torturee
2 handed fist fucker/DARK RED/2 handed fist fuckee
Shaver/RED/WHITE STRIPE/Shavee
Top 4 outdoor sex/MOSQUITO NETTING/Bottom 4 outdoor sex
Cuts/MAROON/Bleeds
Dildo fucker /LIGHT PINK /Dildo fuckee
Tit torturer/DARK PINK /Tit torturee
Suck my pits/ MAGENTA/Armpit freak
Spits gob /PALE YELLOW/Drool crazy
Hung 9" or more/MUSTARD/Wants a big one
A Cowboy/RUST/His horse
Hustler (4 rent)/ KELLY GREEN/John (looking 2 buy)
Rimmer/BEIGE/Rimmee
Scat top /BROWN/ Scat bottom
Latex fetish top/CHARCOAL/Latex fetish bottom
Cums in scumbags/ CREAM/Sucks it out
Dog Trainer/DOG LEASH/ Dog boy
Bestiality Top/ FUR /Bestiality Bottom
Stinks/KLEENEX/Sniffs
Dines Off Tricks/LIME GREEN/Dinner Plate

Gives Motor Oil Massage/HAND WIPE/Wears It Well

LAUGH TILL YOU FART!

CLICK HERE MORE "LAUGH TILL YOU FART"

SCROLL DOWN 4 "10 HILARIOUS MASTURBATION TECHNIQUES"

DON'T BE SILLY RABBIT ! DOWNLOAD BLACK PARTY 08!

TREND ALERT!!!!

Well! Well! Trend started couple years ago with BORAT! First It was a gross joke! Everyone hated it! Borat Sling Thong! Borat has worn it with his yikey body hair! Now it is the biggest trend for summer 08!!

All of a sudden John Mayer brought it back! In a way he looked hot! Sling Thong makes ur dick look bigger & better. It is like Victoria's Secret push-up bra! Notice John Mayer balls! LOL

All of a sudden! Straight dudes love the trend! Fashionably they accessorized it with bandanna! Well! This dude apparently was wearing first time and could not handle push-up sling thong and little bit wet himself! LOL

Z notice !all the HOT guys are following this trend! It goes well with beer as well! HOT HOT HOT!!! Notice his tan line! LOL. Z cannot wait when this trend hit the Fire Island!!!!! Wouldn't Hilarious!!!!

Customers who buy sling thong also buy>>

Cheetah Truster Thong!! Meoowww!!

Dreamy Elephant Thong!! Yikeeyyy!!!

Easy access zipper Thong!! Wooowww!!

Pouchless Thong!!! Ehhhwwww!!!
Click here to read " 10 things to do before gay cruise"
What are ur comment Stud?!

Z SIZED UP!!!

BREAKING>>>> Z ALWAYS WEARS SIZE 0 (petite) womens pants. Today Z went shopping and bought a SIZE 1 (petite) womans pant. Z OFFICIALLY SIZED UP!!! OOOHH NOOO!!!! Time for summer diet!! Click here for Z's quick result diet!!!

YOU'D BETTER ZIP IT!!!!!!

After seeing Z's blog, you cannot stop talking about it!!!

DON'T BE SILLY RABBIT! SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE!!

Studs can have bad pictures 2!

Click here for yummies!!!!!!!

SAY SOMETHING! Leave your comments!

10 THINGS ABOUT Z!

Well Well! Z has been receiving so many emails regarding what Z likes and what kind of person Z is. Many of you want to know more about Z. Of course you wanna know about Z. Z is GLAM!. Here is 10 things about Z. (MORE TO COME SOON)
Z...
1) .....GETS ANNOYED WITH BAD OUTFIT.
2) .....CAN'T STAND POLITIC DEBATES.
3) .....DOESN'T EAT PORK
4) .....HAS NEVER SEEN AN ACTUAL VAGINA.
5) .....WAKES UP AT 5.30 AM DURING THE WEEK.
6) ..... SHAVES HIS CHEST.
7) ..... LOVES COFFEE.
8) ..... HATES BEER.
9) ..... WEARS WOMENS PANTS.
10) ..... ADORES HIS ACCENT

CLICK HERE TO READ 10 THINGS TO GET FIRED EASILY
Talk to Z, leave ur comments!